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Quiz: Which Artemis Fowl Character Are You?

This quiz was created by REDAER DNIM EHT and was chosen to be added to the newsletter due to its humor. All credit goes to him. For any new versions, check this topic.

Q1)You find a gold coin on the street, what do you do?
A: Try and find the rightful owner.
B: Swallow it so that it comes out shiny.
C: Keep it for your own.
D: Seal it in an airtight bag for later examination.
E: Keep clear, gold coins aren’t commonly found on the ground.
F: Invest it for when your plans may go wrong and you need resources.
G: Step on it, gold is worthless to you.
H: Cover your eyes in case of light reflection.
I: Take a good looking elf out on a date.

Q2)On your day off you will spend the day:
A: searching for a crime to stop.
B: lying in mud swallowing insects at will.
C: planning the next greatest heist.
D: updating your systems and running virus and surveillance checks every minute.
E: reading about weapons, practicing using weapons,learning how to disarm people.
F: hacking into your adversary’s computer just to outsmart them whilst devouring truffles.
G: lecturing about how important it is to kill dangerous humans.
H: chewing loose carcass off of bones or hunting.
I: grooming yourself.

Q3)Your latest discovery could be cataclysmic for both fairies and humans, what do you do first?
A: Alert the authorities and waste no time stopping it.
B: Think of a way to tell the authorities without getting caught.
C: Propose a trade of your information for something of value.
D: Study and analyze every little bit of the data creating maps and flow charts to present.
E: Ensure the principle is safe whilst alerting the authorities and offering to help.
F: Choose a side and help it to win in a bid for world domination.
G: Ensure your own safety.
H: What you would do on any normal day.
I: Check your reflection.

Q4)Your arrested and allowed one phone call; who would you call?
A: A friend who you can explain the situation too hoping they will ensure your freedom.
B: You pretend to call someone and then us the telephone as a method of getting underground.
C: Your lawyer, how dare they arrest you because they have evidence that can suddenly disappear.
D: “Computers Monthly” you need to give new delivery directions.
E: Your employer, hopefully he/she will be able to get you out so you can protect them.
F: Your bank so that they can move the required funds to your clinic whilst you are in a sudden coma.
G: Your pack.
H: What’s a phone? Can you eat it?
I: Any female that can bail you out.

Q5)Your most prized possession is your:
A: badge.
B: jaw.
C: gold.
D: brain.
F: truffles.
G: secret magic.
H: rank in your pride.
I: wings.

Q6)To you the most important thing in life is:
A: Doing the right thing no matter what it takes
B: Staying out of trouble
C: Being rich and known for it
D: Being the smartest creature on Earth
E: Protecting the principal
F: Revenge, power and chocolate
G: Becoming the king of your species
H: Never going hungry
I: Being able to fly,girls love that

Q7)Your worst fear is:
A: losing your friends forever.
B: asphalt.
C: bankruptcy.
D: losing all your files in a computer crash.
E: watching the principal die unprotected.
F: being beaten again.
G: being found out to be a traitor.
H: light.
I: anything hunting you.

Q8)You get stuck above the ground, what do you do?
A: Enjoy every minute.
B: Apply sunblock and Steal the most valuable object nearest to you.
C: The same thing you do every day.
D: Put on your foil hat and study technology above ground.
E: Protect what matters most.
F: Use your magic to infiltrate a rich family whilst plotting to take over the world.
G: Study the mud people and obtain any information or weapons to take back with you.
H: Enjoy the buffet.
I: Hide, follow protocol, and get back under ground as soon as possible.

MOSTLY A’s: Holly Short
MOSTLY B’S: Mulch Diggums
MOSTLY C’S: Artemis Fowl II
MOSTLY E’S: Butler
MOSTLY I’S: Chix Verbil

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23 responses to “The Haven Herald.” Join in!

  1. I love this! Great job on this issue! Hard to believe it’s only your second! 🙂

  2. Mentos_not_mental September 9th, 2007 at 4:07 am 2

    Wow! That was an amazing issue. Yay! I got member of the month. Thank you soooo much. Congrats to everyone. And good job with this issue. I love it.

  3. hEllO ouT tHerE! September 9th, 2007 at 4:30 am 3

    great job everyone, cant wait till next issue. Congrats mentos_not_mental.

  4. hey wonderful job
    congrats mentos_not_mental

  5. congrats mnm

  6. hey! i read the haven herald all the way through! thanks for making a new letter! and congrats mentos.

  7. Congrats mentos! It would be cool….nah never mind. I think It would sound stupid to ask, so yeah. I’m in a creative block, but anybody could try to read through my terrible attempt at a story, deserted. I loved the news letter!

    (Don’t go falling into any coke bottles mnm! :P)
    Holly Short, signing out.

  8. Oh well, I might as well ask…how can a willing member help with the newsletter? I would be willing to submit just about..well anything. *braces self for refusal and a telling off*

  9. I love to work and I would be eternally grateful if I could help, so……*Blushes and looks at feet* yeah…*embarassed*

  10. We are always looking for help. 🙂 Sign up on the forums and post in this thread:

  11. This was an awesome newsletter! I’m really happy right now! I got an honorable mention, woohoo!! sorry really happy right now.

  12. Wow! I am so happy i won FANART OF THE MONTH! I mean i never won anything here! It feels good! Thanks to everyone! I hope i can post more art, but we have school.. T_T

    THANKS AGAIN! I appreciate it! 😀

  13. My congratulations to you on yet another brilliant newsletter, And my thanks for mentioning my quiz.


  14. I’m really glad you liked it guys!!!It’s so nice to hear that.Congrats to all winners!!!!!!!!
    And Holly,it would be awesome to have you in our site team.It’s very nice you want to help:D

  15. Woop! Go me! I was always attached to that avatar 😛
    Congrats to all the other winners and to everyone involved with The Haven Herald for a thoroughly enjoyable and creative second issue! Keep those amazing ideas coming!

  16. Well, I just joined forums, and It’ll take me forever to get 35 posts. I have an idea, but I don’t want to ruin the surprise, so i’ll just post it under the topic.

  17. I am so happy and surprised to win the Newbie of the Month! I am glad to have joined FG! All you guys are so good and this HH are very good too. Hope for the next issue.

  18. Congrats to all winners!
    LEP-We are glad you joined too!!!!

  19. i dont have any computer know-how whatsoever. but is there any way I can help? with the newsletter or anything else on the site?
    i just want you guys on the newletter that i love the haven herald and congrats to all the honorable mentions, fanfiction of the month, etc.

  20. @1hollyfan: As Moneyman said up there, we are always happy to get volunteers to help out with the FanGathering website. 🙂 Since you’re already a forum member, just check out this thread to learn more.

    Those who would like to help out are advised to check out that link. 😛 Thanks so much for volunteering. It means a lot. 😀

  21. 😯
    My really, really, REALLY bad picture won? 0.o
    Imagine if I actually tried.

  22. Thanks! I write these stories for my friends to read called Twisted Humor and I have had SEVERE SEVERE SEVERE writers block. Even though I just write a story and add weird jokes.

  23. +1 к предыдущему комменту 🙂

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