The Reincarnated Tale of Opal Koboi the Rabid Lambster

Summary: She is walking down a lonely road in the countryside. The smell of fried chicken envelopes her and she falls, feeling woozy from the aroma.

Chapters: 1 2 3 4 5 6

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Disclaimer: I do not own Artemis Fowl. Duh.

This idea and basic plot was written by my friend Mimi Vinthara. Sorry, but this was so awesomely random that I was forced to post it. So, Mimi, if you are reading this right now, *hands plate full of credit* XD

Oh, and one more thing, this story is insane. That is all.


The Lampster is a hamster hybrid that has a lamp sticking out of the top of his head. Due to the constant light the creature is exposed to, Lampsters are usually very sleep-deprived. They were kept as pets to The People. More detailed information about the plight of the Lampster is found in my long-forgotten 5th grade poem, creatively titled “Lampster”.

The Lampster has now been hunted to extinction, because the bright light atop its head gave away its position while hiding. Lampster rabies symptoms include a desire to buy overly priced goods, a warm orange-y light from its lamp instead of the standard yellow, and an uncontrollable need to eat paper.

They are unpredictable and often insane. Opal (reincarnated as a different form) is one of the more memorable Lampsters of history. Her story begins in a relatively normal Lampster household…

Chapters: 1 2 3 4 5 6

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  1. I love the extreme randomness 5/S

  2. Fowlfan4ever May 30th, 2011 at 1:51 am 2

    O…Kay. How on earth did u come up with this?

  3. BoboParadizo May 30th, 2011 at 4:26 am 3

    One of my extremely random friends came up w/ it! 😀

  4. FantasyDevourer May 30th, 2011 at 7:16 pm 4

    Wow. That’s really random. Not as random as this other story my friend made up, though. Her’s had to do with chocolate fries, a cat eating a kangaroo, and falling down a 4-inch hole and breaking a bone. But since it has nothing to do with Artemis Fowl, I can’t post it.
    Oh well. Mulch and Opal are siblings????

  5. FantasyDevourer June 1st, 2011 at 3:52 am 5

    Go Hamsters!!!

    I think it is kinda spam, but what I noticed is that I have a blog on that website too! But I’ve only posted twice because of school. 😛
    P.S. Please check my story when I finish making it un-glitchy and black and without chapters!!!

  6. Great fic!!! Really random! tell your friend that they did a good job
    btw how did you add chapters???

  7. according to AA,you add chapters by switching to html view at the top of the editing page, and then typing in !–nextpage– between the > symbols (the less than one at the begining, greater than at the end)

  8. okay. that was really random, but funny! luved it. i might even put it in my faves.

  9. Soooo Randome but i luved it!!

  10. OMG, I couldn’t stop laughing! I have tears running down my face… Update or the Vicious Knidd will pay you a little VISIT! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  11. Okay, a bit random. It is sorta spam, unless you give it a bigger plotline. But, it could be much worse. It was funny, I must admit. But only beacause it was extremely random…

    It wasn’t too bad, though. Lampsters remind me of my Mock Emus :3

  12. O.O I don’t… How did you… -_- *gives up any chance of ever acheiving sanity* IT WAS AWESOME!!!

    Yes, yes. I also think it is awesome. But next time in the future add some constructive criticism to your comment. Thanks!

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