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Deck The Halls

Summary: disclaimer: an Artemis Fowl version of “deck the halls” verse 1 Deck the halls with Captain Holly Falalalalalalalala Tis the […]

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disclaimer: an Artemis Fowl version of “deck the halls”

verse 1
Deck the halls with Captain Holly


Tis the season to be Foaly


Now we don our LEP apparel


Trolls attack the pixie Opal


verse 2

See the blazing troll before us


Β the LEP is leaded by Juli – us


Follow me in rare green pastures


While I show you fairy treasures


verse 3

Fast away the old gear passes


Protect all thee lads and lasses


Arm our weapons, all together


Guns are as light as feathers


that’s it folksΒ 

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16 responses to “Deck The Halls.” Join in!

  1. MuriUmbrielCordeliaN November 27th, 2010 at 9:47 pm 1

    Hmm…a few complaints: You left out some capitalization here and there. Also, I do believe that, when speaking of clothing, it is “don,” not “dawn.”

    But, otherwise, very good. πŸ˜€ I like it. For a first story, ’tis extra-specially extremely good!

    Also, welcome to FF! πŸ˜€ :welcome:

    -Miss Mureeh, out!i

  2. others… please

  3. Oooo! Good! I did one like it, called the 12 days of Xmas. No worries. You’re not copying. It’s a different song.
    Newbie, eh? Here’s a hint: Update often and we [might] not threaten you. πŸ˜‰ That happens a lot around here. πŸ˜€
    You should consider putting it under “one shots”.

  4. @Muri: Hey! where’d you slip off to?!
    @BTAF: Hi! I’m Ohan, and welcome to AFFF!
    No offense, but this is horrible. Trolls have never attacked Opal, and trolly is not a word.

  5. Duck With No Name November 28th, 2010 at 12:35 pm 5

    @Ohan: Aww, come on! It’s all in a bit of fun for Christmas, isn’t it? πŸ˜‰ And I personally think that Opal deserves to be eaten by trolls… 😈

    @BTAF: I’m going to be singing that to my friends this year! πŸ˜† It’s really nice, and funny for a first fic too! πŸ˜€ I look forwards to reading more of your work! ^_^

  6. I THOUGHT YOU left, DUCK! Didn’t know you properly. (extends foam finger) Nice to meet you.

    Yeah, it’s funny and nice. Great job! The syllable sequence worked out well, which is hard to do.

  7. Jeez, so many conversations between reviews…. πŸ˜‰

    @BTAF: That was done very well! I ditto WE. It is hard to make the syllables fit JUST right in the remake of any song. Might I recommend though, that you capitalize the title? Just to make it look more professional?

    Welcome, by the way! We’re all crazies here. Either you ignore our antics, or join in! πŸ˜€

  8. thanks guys!:)

  9. I was gonna do somesomething like this! You even got my ‘Tis the season to be Foaly’ thing! Needs serious editing, but it wasn’t bad.

    Welcome to FF, and the only time people say I’m a good writer is when I realize how awful I am XD Be crazy, read the rules, and comment often. *magical soungs leading you into the land of crazies*

  10. does anyone have a rhyme for us.(that is related to AF.)

  11. That was really good for a newbie. but a bit cliche’. Like, everyone does Xmas songs, and the first 2 lines were always going to be that, it was obvious.
    On a brighter note, welcome!! Like Falcon said-crazy, comment and read rules, but also write a lot, and we won’t be forced to kill you. πŸ™‚
    No rhymes, sorry, I suck at that sort of thing. πŸ™‚

  12. I love this, it’s hilarious! And I don’t care that Opal was never attacked by trolls. So funny. Good job with the rhyming and fitting everything in!

    Rhymes for ‘us’? ‘Artemis’? Ha, depends on how you pronounce it. ‘Julius’? Same thing…wow this is terrible… Okay, I’m out of ideas (good thing). πŸ˜‰

  13. thanks allot E.N.HA.

    P.S. what does E.N.HA mean?

  14. Cool! You fitted ‘Julius’ in.

    The HA of my name stands for Holly and Artemis (not H/A, though). E stands for ‘Elmo’ (it’s a sinister secret πŸ˜‰ ) and N…no one shall never know!! Bwahaha!!

    Still love this!

  15. do u ship H/A?

  16. AHHHHHHH!!! NOOOOOOO!!! I do not ship H/A! I loathe H/A! Actually I don’t loathe it. I just prefer them to be friends. I ship Holly/Trouble. Yes indeed. And Root/Vinyaya, when I ship at all.
    And so this isn’t just conversation, which is ILLEGAL here…I thought the first lines of both verse 2 and 3 were really clever, honestly. You should write another songfic. πŸ˜€

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