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~Who Will Artemis Choose?

We all know that there are 2 girls in Artemis Fowl(The Second)’s life. That’s right! Arty is going to have to choose between Holly and Minerva!Answer the survey to tell us who you think is the right match for Artemis and explain why.

A.) Holly

B.) Minerva



Every one has their signature color. What should be Artemis Fowl and his friends signature colors be ?!

EXAMPLE: Holly, D.Green



“I’m the crazy, girly captain, remember?”
– Holly Short



Every one in the AF series has a last name, except for Foaly! He’s also the only one who gets married. What’s up with that?! Tell us what you think!

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  1. O.K. In spite of the ‘Daily’ part of this, I will not be able for this to come out every day. Try every week!

  2. i vote Minerva 1 she is human 2 shes pretty
    Artemis color should be black

  3. i say HOlly! just cause…i don’t know. they just look so cute together.

    I’m not sure about the colors thing, though I think cc has the right idea

  4. Wh-WHAT!! but, but I came up with the origonal D’arvit Dailey! and you posted it online?! well, that WAS yesterday’s paper…

  5. Hermione Fowl April 30th, 2010 at 7:16 am 5

    Holly!! Hello, she kissed him!!! If Eoin Colfer values his life, that’s what he’ll do.=)=)
    You make a good point about Foaly. Maybe it’s a centaur thing?? Make up story about it!! =)=)=)
    As for colours, I don’t think Arty’s should be black. It’s too dark and scary. He’s more of a sea-blue. Like, thye bluey-green, always changing.=)=)

  6. shadowsnake451 April 30th, 2010 at 8:58 am 6

    Yep. Holly. Hardcore A/H shipper is yours truly.
    @Falcon- love the name, dude!

  7. I think Artemis should go for either Maria, or Juliet, not Holly or Minerva. *cricket chirps* What? Doesn’t anyone remember Maria? Maria? From TLC? *cricket chirps again* Well, at least you guys remember Juliet… I think they’d be good for each other; counteracting the way they do.
    As for Artemis’ signature color… I’d go for midnight blue. It just… fits.
    The reason Foaly doesn’t have a last name? It’s a Centaur thing, plain and simple.
    Can you add more colums? I think it’d be cool to see more!

  8. A) Holly. Holly rocks, and they just click. I love them together!

    Artemis’s color should be a navy, or midnight blue.

    I don’t know why Foaly’s the only one without a last name.

    Add more collums!

  9. Beckett Simpleton April 30th, 2010 at 8:44 pm 9

    I say Arty should just have Hols as a friend coz it’d be weird if you erm… went out wif your friends. A/M

    Arty’s colour should be dark blue just like his eyes. They’re the only bit of him described by Eoin Colfer that portray him perfectly. eg. cold, warm, wide…

    Urm this got me thinking… why in bk 1 did arty crack his knuckles then he sed in TEC that he hated it???

    Sos for the abreviations just im listenin to music so i cant consentrate properly.

  10. I think Artemis should end up with Juliet and have ninja genius babies. :3

    I agree with Arty’s midnight blue. It fits him well.

    Love the quote. Although I want to see ‘I don’t like lollipops’ up one day.

    I suppose it could very well be the fact that Foaly is a centaur that strips him of any form of last name. I’m not sure on that count.


  11. Thanks! Actualy,I’m trying to remember all the AF quotes.

    P.S. Falcon is a girl!

  12. @ Falcon
    NOT D’ARVIT DAILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. This is amazingly cool. Although, you may want to add a few more columns. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    A. Holly. No contest.
    B. Artemis… midnight blue
    C. No IdEa…

    ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€


    PS: AK, I TotAlLy ReMeMbEr MaRiA. XD

  14. As do I. Maria may not be the most memorable character, but when you’ve read the series as much as I have, you kind of remember even the most obscure and minor characters after a while. XDD


  15. ๐Ÿ˜€ I know, right? Don’t ask why, but when I first fead the name, I thought Mara. XD


  16. Beckett Simpleton May 1st, 2010 at 7:42 pm 16

    I remembered Maria too! That was such a funny page. Heh heh. Arty can’t control puberty

  17. Poodlepom40 May 2nd, 2010 at 7:32 pm 17

    OK, I have to say this is a cute thing,with the questions and second I am now going to answer them!!
    #1.Of, course Arty should marry ME! But if he didn’t then he should marry Holly.
    #2.The colors would be, Arty=dark blue,Butler=gray,Juliet=dark purple,Holly=dark green.
    #3.You are right about the Foaly thing!! Yeah,thats weird!! Make more columns! Daily Darvit rocks!!!

  18. Hermione Fowl May 4th, 2010 at 7:14 am 18

    I remember Maria!!! Do you think someone could look up some thing like what each color means? I’m sure there is one, and we could match the people to their personalities. Idea for No.2!! =)=)

  19. Umm… I remember some colors.. here goes:

    Black: Evil

  20. Holy flying hedgehogs, how did I miss this…

    Yeah, I gotta agree with TWS on this one. It has no plot, and no pheasable point . . . I guess if all you people like it, then it can stay up, but just know that next time, I probably will not go brain-dead and miss a thing like this. I’m sorry ๐Ÿ˜• You guys gotta tell me if I miss spam! XD

  21. Hermione Fowl May 8th, 2010 at 4:10 am 22

    I didn’t think it was spam. Please don’t take it away!! =)

  22. Silversong21 May 8th, 2010 at 4:56 am 23

    TWS, that was… just a little bit mean. Itty bit. If you could say it like this:

    I’m sorry, but this is technically spam. Even though it’s (insert nice thing), it is against the rules.

    I think thats less harmful. Its just, I cried once when I saw a really mean comment on an old Fanfiction i was on. I want this site to be nice.

  23. Hermione Fowl May 8th, 2010 at 5:01 am 24

    You cried? it must’ve been bad. What’d they say?? =)=)

  24. Silversong21 May 8th, 2010 at 9:02 pm 25

    Well… no exact details but it went along like this.

    “Wow! That sucked! Your a terrible writer, you know that? This is stupid and spammy. Did you even know what you were writing? 0/5 stars, freak.”

    So. Thats about it.

    Anyways, sorry about that. It’s just… I hate making people feel emotionally bad. Physically bad, I can do. But emotionally? No way.

  25. Hermione Fowl May 8th, 2010 at 9:16 pm 26

    Wow, that is mean. Good on you to stand up for Short. =)=)

  26. It IS spam. I’m sorry for not mommy-ing you.

  27. Hermione Fowl May 14th, 2010 at 8:10 am 28

    We like it, it’s not fair if it’s taken away.

  28. First of all, please explain to me how exactly that would be unfair.

    Second of all, I already said I’ll leave it up because so many people like it.

    But really, do explain.

  29. holly and artemis’s colour should be black.

  30. TOTALLY Holly. I mean, really… Minerva? We all know she’s not right for him. Also, I think Holly’s color should be dark green, Arty’s blue or black, Foaly’s orange, and Minnie’s pink.

    This was a cool idea. Not really a story though.


    Oh ya… For the “I don’t get it” thing, centaurs might not have last names. ๐Ÿ™‚

  31. I like Artemis/Minerva . . . I think I’m going to write a fic for them, once I’m done here. I also agree on the whole “centuars may not have last names”. I mean, have you noticed that all elves have plants (specifically) in their names? Maybe it’s just a centaur thing. Caballine has no last name :/

    Also, it is fair because this is a place for fanfiction, not fan-spam. Although, as far as spam goes, this is my favorite ๐Ÿ™‚

  32. Well, it IS spam to the effect that it has no plot, but… ๐Ÿ˜

    You haven’t updated since you wrote this! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


  33. *gasp* Ahh! You should really update… that is, if you can. ๐Ÿ™‚


  34. Update, or i shall abreviate your name! we talked about that. not pretty.

  35. Hermione Fowl May 21st, 2010 at 5:43 am 36

    AA-Short’s kinda new, so if one of her first stories is taken away she’ll feel upset.


  36. *winces* What does your wrath look like, exactly?

  37. I vote Holly

  38. Hermione Fowl June 4th, 2010 at 10:53 pm 39

    Star:Hopefully you update your stroies quickly, and shall never have to find out. . .

  39. 2 words.STUPID COMPUTER!Sorry,its just that every time I tried to get on this it would log me out…and I had trouble finding it.

  40. Artemis: A. CC: C ๐Ÿ˜€ Nice update.


  41. IwishIwasafaerie June 8th, 2010 at 3:37 am 42

    Artemis= dark Blue
    I think Foaly got married because alot of characters(Holly, Root, Foaly, Trouble, ect…) are old enough that one would expect romance in their lives and Foaly is enough of a background chara that it doesn’t bring tooo much romance into the books.

  42. YAY!! Thank you for updateing! Lets see…
    Arty would last 30 secs, at best. I lasted the whole year… Artenis would be an aspauragus. You seem like a potato. And it’s plain “I don’t like lollipops” ๐Ÿ™‚
    I appologise for all the mispeeled words, I’m typing fast. ๐Ÿ™‚

  43. Arty, B.
    Me, C.
    Artemis would last five minute’s till he saw it, then he’d bolt!…
    Artemis is a cucumber,
    Butler is a pickle.


  44. I think we’d both last the whole year individually, but together we’d/one of us would be expelled somewhere around the three-month-mark.

    Artemis would be celery.

  45. Omigosh, you updated and you didn’t tell me? I’m ashamed. ๐Ÿ™

    Just kidding. ๐Ÿ˜‰ Ahem…

    Arty- 30 sec.
    Me- A Whole Year, more maybe.
    (I could put up with him, but could HE put up with ME…)

    Veggies: Arty is TOTALLY ocra. FRIED ocra. And I have a feeling I didn’t spell ocra right…?
    Holly- Carrot. *shrugs* I dunno.

    -Star ๐Ÿ˜†

  46. “Ummรขโ‚ฌยฆ I remember some colors.. here goes:

    Black: Evil”

    NAVYBLUE! ๐Ÿ™‚

  47. I think Star means Okra. Or something like that.:)

  48. Ah-ha! OKRA! I knew I spelled it wrong.

    Thankesh yew, Falcon. ๐Ÿ™‚


  49. Hey, 3-Foot Terror… You said you would try to update every week.

    @ Star: Yer welcum ๐Ÿ™‚

  50. @Fal
    Watch it bird brain.
    I was grounded for a while.

  51. Isn’t Foaly’s last name Thouroughbred?
    and HOLLY!!!!!!!! So Holly. it’s gotta be Holly.
    Artemis’s color should be blue, dark blue. The color of his eyes.

  52. arty looks cute in blue… sorry. thinking about makin out with arty.
    and to those of you that are looking at me strangely, i hav hormones!!!

  53. @ Jinx: …

    Those are things u keep to yerself…

  54. @Jinx
    Yes, please leave us out of your fantasies. I know you have hormones, but seriously, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!

  55. Holly(DUH)
    Artemis-navy blue
    Holly-red green
    and i asked the author, Foaly doesn’t have a last name because its a centaur thing

  56. for the second post
    Holly-is holly a veggie???


    AHEM!!!! I have an announcement to make.

    Short is officially NOT continuing this. I probably should have let her make that announcement, but instead she can confirm it.

    I am continuing this. With Permission, of course.


    Oh, and does ANYONE know how to add chaprters in this new format? I clicked the button that looked like the old chapter button, but it didn’t work…

  58. trollslayer5 August 3rd, 2011 at 1:00 am 59

    HOLLY. I am a huge A/H fan.

    Colors…Artemis: silver
    Butler: bronze
    Foaly: Blue

    Vegetables: Holly: acorn…wait, is that a veg?…no, it’s a nut. sorry, but it was the only thing I could think of.

  59. Are you people CRAZY? Artemis and Minerva. Holly is dating Trubs(hee hee!) and neither Artemis nor Holly have any intrest in each other when it comes to a realationship past good friends. He and Minerva, on the other hand…..I think they are meant to be married.

    For colors: Arty=blue, Number 1=red, Minerva=gold, Holly=bronze, Trubs=purple, Much=brown, Butler=black, Juliet=green, Root=gray, Vinyaya=silver, Foaly=chesnut, Chix=orange…. I could go on forever! But that’s enough for now.

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