Ice-Cream. For The Craziest Chick.

Summary: She was walking down the street, in a way no one else would dare. She was wearing an outfit, in […]

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She was walking down the street, in a way no one else would dare. She was wearing an outfit, in a way no one else could imagine. She looked like she had just come out of an avant-garde fashion runway. But just like her outfit, she, too, looked like she had just come out of the runway. Her face was glowing and her eyes twinkled with joy; everywhere she went, a sense of joy would fill the room.

The way she walked, you’d think she was in a world with no worries. It was more of… floating, you could say. A sort of effervescent feeling would spread across the small radius around her.

But all this was to change. All this was to change when she saw him. Artemis Fowl. Right there. Being mauled to death….by fangirls.

Screams echoed across the albeit busy street. The fangirls laughed maniacally upon touching his pale skin. He was in a full panic, there were so many of them! Butler was being held back by another one hundred of the girls.

“Stop!” She cried. As if shouting and pleading for a shark to stop eating the fishies. “Stop!” She shouted again. She realised this would not work. Her blood temperature rose and her face reddened. Anger filled every pore and every particle of her odd and peculiar being.

Screams filled the air. This time more fangirlier than the ones before. It was a robot replica of Edward Cullen, she had created it and she winded the pin and let him run. At first it was just a distant cry, a faraway sound of feet. But as it came closer, a larger hoard of fangirls came running towards the “RobotEdEn 1.2” . She smiled in satisfaction as she watched the Artemis Fowl fangirls getting whisked away by the crazier Edward Cullen fangirls.

She walked up to Artemis Fowl, still in a daze. Butler watched her cautiously. She smiled at Butler. Butler nodded curtly. She offered a hand to the genius. He looked up, and accepted it.

“… Thank you.” He said, looking at his feet.

“Your welcome!” She smiled cheerfully.

He smiled too. “What can I do to repay you? One grand? Two?”

“No no no, I’d like nothing!” She teased her hand out of his. He quickly let go when her realised he was still holding it rather tightly. His face reddened. She giggled childishly.

“Err…. are you sure?”

“Fine then, you can treat me to ice-cream!” She grinned.

“I’ll treat you to the best there is! Oh, by the way… who are you?” He led her further down the street.

“I’m crazy.” She winked. He gave her a weird look. But he liked her all the same.
Butler raised his eyebrow. He wanted to grin and chuckle, actually, but that might not be such a good idea.

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  1. First of all, let me say, This is totally awesome!!! I love it! The Edbot was hi-larious, but I’d take Arty over Edward any day! (But if you give me Draco or Merry, I’ll fall for it.) πŸ˜€

  2. *sigh* I am so glad I don’t fangirl… *glares at Al, wondering if “Merry” means Merry Brandybuck*

    That was… what the heck, dude? XD Where do you get these things?? So very, very strange… but also very good. πŸ™‚ I like it.

  3. *assumes hurt look* But… I… I thought… I thought I was the Craziest Chick! *whimpers slightly* I’m so confused right now!!! πŸ™

    *broad grin* Naw, I’m kidding. This is HiLaRIoUs!!!! Poor Arty! πŸ˜• I wonder where all of those FaNgIrLs CaMe FrOm….


  4. Oh wait! I forgot sceond and last of all! Ok, so second and last of all, 5 stars! (and yes, AA. Merry as in Merry Brandybuck!

  5. So you’d go all fangirly crazy over him?

    *eyes Al*

    I’d fight you for him. πŸ˜› I can take you!

    I just noticed that I think there should be a semicolon in the last sentence of the first paragraph… Apologies, I went error-hunting just to make this comment not spam XD

  6. lol. I have unleashed fangirls. πŸ˜› well, it all hit me when my sister(s) went gaga over Jake Gyllenhal. Why? Because he looked exactly like the Prince of Persia. And “the Prince of Persia is awesome!!! (squee!)” that’s what they said.
    Lol, thanks Guys.

    @ Artylover & AA: Please don’t fight xD *runs and watches from a distance*

    @CC: You are  the Craziest Chick. πŸ™‚

  7. Ed Cullen? I would be clinging to Artemis’s leg. I am an anti-Twi freak. :3

    Anyhoo, it is another /very/ funny fic. She IS crazy. xD

    How do you come up with this stuff?! *is insanely jealous of Sea’s epic random writing skills*

    ~A Yoshi who is still the happiest Yoshi in the world from reading your last fic

  8. *thumps chest twice* Thank you, Sea. Thank you…

    *reads Sea’s comment again* Wait… do you mean in general? Err… the story? πŸ˜• ?*CoNfuSeD*

    πŸ˜€ Hey! Thanks either way! πŸ™‚


  9. @ CC: Both ways, CC, both ways. πŸ™‚ Lol, it’s a good thing though!

    @ The Happiest Yoshi in the World: Awh, thanks a bunch. πŸ™‚ Like I said, I got this of my sister(s) newest fangirlish obsession over Jake Gyllenhal. xP

    () ()
    (0.0) Bunneh.

  10. πŸ˜€ Awww! Thank you!!! (x65)

    I’m still trying to earn a title over here. XD Yey! Me got one!!!! πŸ˜€


  11. Hermione Fowl April 7th, 2010 at 10:04 pm 11

    I loved the Edbot. I’ve no idea who I’d choose. . .=)=)=)

  12. Beckett Simpleton April 8th, 2010 at 1:19 pm 12

    Grrrr… Edward! N00b. LOLs. Aww that was really funny though. But rabid? Are you guys really that dangerous. Mind you if it was a choice between rabid fangirl and a life of having to read twilight i’d have to go for the rabid fangirl option. *Sneaky grin* Eoin said your not allowed to romantisize Arty. (but then he also said the movie was coming out in 2005 so that kinda canceles it out)
    *wispers* 5/5

  13. I would choose the Jakebot. Very funny, Sea! 6/5! Make more puhleezes!

  14. seriously i agree with does Sea write like that.
    Anyway even though I’m totally off twilight I enjoyed it. It was great and funny and I laughed like a maniac.

  15. Hermione Fowl May 8th, 2010 at 5:00 am 16

    How can you NOT like Twilight?? Random question-how many Twi fans here are Team E? And how many Team J? =)=)

  16. Silversong21 May 14th, 2010 at 11:51 pm 17

    Team J.

    Wish it was Updating. But it won’t. Since it’s a one shot…

  17. Hermione Fowl May 15th, 2010 at 2:46 am 18

    Um, why?? What’s so cool about Jacob??
    I don’t think it should be updated, it’s good like this.=)=)

  18. I wouldn’t chose Edward OR Jacob. Just Arty dearest. πŸ™‚

    Sea, this was great, which of course was not surprising. When I saw you wrote this, I said, “This is gonna be a great story!” And… it was! (Psychicness!) I love your work. Please keep it up or else you’ll have to face the wrath of a dozen mutant vampire turtles. πŸ˜†

    (That’s not a good thing.)


  19. Vampire……. Turtles…….? That’s almost as scary as Someone’s Wari.

  20. It’s kind of wierd. Can’t explain why but I don’t really like this kind of fic.


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