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“I do.”

Summary: For once, Artemis was speechless. He felt his heart stop for several minutes. His eyes were stretched as wide as […]

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For once, Artemis was speechless. He felt his heart stop for several minutes. His eyes were stretched as wide as they could possibly go. He had no sarcastic remarkΒ to say, for, like I said just now, he was speechless.

“Whu…” Artemis said.

Artemis Senior, not realizing that his son was in a state of flux, introduced the lady who had stepped in through the front door.

Irene Johnson was definitely considered beautiful. Her shoulder-length hair was reddish blonde, her eyes were big and green, and her skin was fair. She was taller than average, but not freakishly so. She looked 18, and her teeth were perfectly white and beautifully arranged.

Artemis shook his head, desperately trying to regain control of himself. He succeeded after his third try. “What do you mean, Father? Surely this cannot be happening.”

Irene looked uncomfortable in the middle of this discussion. But if anyone looked more uncomfortable, it was Artemis Senior and Angeline Fowl.

“Darling, we’re sorry for having to do this, but-”

“There was no choice. At the time, Fowl Enterprises wasn’t what it is today, and we needed to do it.” Artemis Senior interrupted.

“Umm…I think I’ll go up to my room now, if it’s alright.” Irene said, desperately trying to get away from the living room. Artemis Senior dismissed her with a flick of his hand.

“We hope you understand, Arty darling.” Angeline said.

Artemis felt, for the first time, a spark of rebellion inside him. He felt like he wanted to destroy the living room and his parents with it. “It’s alright,” he said, “my opinion doesn’t matter anyway, since I’m getting married.” And as he said the last syllable, he ran up to his room and bolted the door shut. It was then he realized Butler was inside. “I assume they’ve told you the news, Master Artemis?” he said.

“GET OUT!!! SHUT UP AND GET OUT!!” Artemis screamed, not even pausing to regain his composure. His hair was messy with all the running, and his clothes were creased and torn, from his rush to get to his room. ButlerΒ walked out of the room in alarm.

Not even looking to see whether Butler was out, Artemis threw himself on his bed and started hiccuping and coughing in hysterics. He stayed there until he fell asleep.

Chapters: 1 2 3 4

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  1. partyonsoccerfan February 16th, 2009 at 3:25 pm 1

    whoa!Please continue wuth the story!!! five stars!

  2. FCD for POSF

    Continue!!! pls!!! So cliff hanger-y!!!

  3. You better make Artemis kick that Irene’s butt and tell her no way, no how. Arty and Holly 4 ever!

  4. partyonsoccerfan February 16th, 2009 at 6:44 pm 4

    i agree!!!! PLEASE CONTINUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! I AGREE WITH IRISH MUD GIRL!!!! (Nice name by the way.) SCARY!!!!! I was so scared when I read about Irene! AHHHHHHHH!!!!! SCARY!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!

  6. This is good. But Holly is a little bit too girly. I’m going to wait for an update before rating.

  7. *facepalm*

    That was his mother, not Holly.

    Good job. You get a 4.

  8. Yes, I agree with Mia and Irish Mud Girl 2. LOL bentj96. Great job! Please update, I can’t rate unless this story is finished. πŸ˜€ PLEASE CONTINUE!

  9. NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! he will never marrie her!!!!!! or Minerva πŸ‘Ώ though its a great story soo far soo update

  10. Oh, that was soooo sad!! Crying himself to sleep!

    Continue, or I shall ensnare you with my Voodoo!!!!!!

  11. hitsugayatoushiro February 17th, 2009 at 10:25 pm 11

    can i cum n c u doin ur vodoo plz i’v neva seen it b4 lol
    n i agree with irish-mud-girl
    holly n arty 4eva
    do i make it 2 bait that im a A/H shipper?

    oh n miasaki try not 2 eva mistake me 4 a boy eva again or i might hav 2 fill ur lyf with a little pain n i myt hav 2 take up artymons place in stalkin u
    edward cullen rox!!!!!
    soz i’m an adict 2 the stephenie meyer books!!!!

  12. Would you stop spamming Mickey?

    A/H is sweet and funny. A/M is just sticky.

    You need much more detail and less dialogue.

  13. LOL crying himself to sleep. That was so sweet! πŸ™‚ lovit

  14. I know, right? ^_^

    BTW, Mia is not me, I’m Miasaki.

  15. They should elope and get married in Vegas!!!

  16. Love it, Jenny! You’re just as good as our former member Vera Venus, and she was wonderful.

  17. πŸ˜› Im back to read YOUR story. Lovit lovit lovit!! Pls update earlier! πŸ˜€

  18. Miasaki, Someone thought you were me???

    Oh yeah, By the way so you dont get cofused,
    I, Mia, Have changed my ID thinggy to

    This is BlackOpal. Please try not to double post. I combined your comments. 

  19. Sorry. I won’t double post. DOH! I just did!!
    Sorry again!!!

  20. I was a bit sceptical at first by LOVE the end! How cool! Back to bad Arty! Way…

  21. hitsugayatoushiro March 2nd, 2009 at 8:06 pm 21

    yeah bad arty rox!!
    holly stop bein a f******* b****** n just marry him. we all kno u want 2 anyway ur way betta than minnie or irene

  22. girl who quitted this "place" March 3rd, 2009 at 2:44 pm 22

    HE DIDN’T! HE SAID I DO!!!!!!!!!!! NO WAY!!!!


    great story. HE DIDN’T SAY I DO. DID HE?!

  23. noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! πŸ‘Ώ πŸ‘Ώ πŸ‘Ώ he will never marrie her or minrva for that manner even though he said I do you should update Iam saying this in a nice manner don’t make me do karate on you πŸ‘Ώ πŸ‘Ώ

  24. Irish-Mud-Girl March 4th, 2009 at 3:57 pm 24

    Love the idea, hate the ending. Pretty, pretty please make a sequal where they get divorced!!!!

    πŸ™ πŸ™ πŸ™ πŸ™ πŸ™

  25. I HATE the ending. I was so excited when I saw that you had updated this, but this CANNOT be the ending! Please make something else happen. I’m begging you as a complete A/H fan 4eva!

  26. Jenny Syracus March 5th, 2009 at 9:18 am 26

    But sad endings are my specialty. πŸ™ You’ve got to admit, this is a pretty unexpected and sad ending. I mean, all of you want happy endings, but sometimes stories have sad and bad endings. That’s what makes it like real life. Okay, NOW I’m sounding emo.

  27. tell me i can comment… if i can…. yes make a sequal and they break up and divorce and Artemis and holly 4eva!!!!!!!!!

  28. Um, not to put it harsh but… I HATE THE ENDING! Please, please, make a diffrent ending because everyone knows that Artemis would not marry Irene. PLEASE!!!!!

  29. Jenny Syracus March 10th, 2009 at 1:58 pm 29

    Actually, that’s a very likely ending. Artemis isn’t really that soppy. You have to admit, if your parents forced you to marry someone when you loved someone, and then you find out that by loving that someone, you make them an outcast, you would marry the person your parents forced you to marry, right?

  30. Nope.

  31. I ditto Uhhh…. comment nope. I am like this at the moment πŸ˜₯ πŸ‘Ώ πŸ‘Ώ now please update for a happier ending or ELSE!!! πŸ‘Ώ :evil grin on Mickey’s face:

  32. Jenny Syracus March 11th, 2009 at 9:10 am 32

    πŸ˜› NEVER!!!!!! I’m not going to make a happy ending and that’s that. *raises head up defiantly* And I’m the most stubborn person in the world!

  33. ArtemisFowlfan96 March 13th, 2009 at 6:18 am 33

    NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cant believe u did that!!!

  34. I ditto ArtemisFowlfan96 NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:evil: πŸ‘Ώ πŸ‘Ώ πŸ‘Ώ πŸ‘Ώ πŸ‘Ώ πŸ‘Ώ I will rewrite the ending if I have to πŸ‘Ώ πŸ‘Ώ πŸ‘Ώ πŸ‘Ώ πŸ‘Ώ πŸ‘Ώ

  35. Jenny Syracus March 14th, 2009 at 2:01 pm 35

    Aw come on! Isn’t the point of reading stories to see whether they’re good or not? Not because you don’t like ending? I tried to make few grammatical errors, and I tried to make the storyline creative, and to make the characters OC, and you’re criticizing me just because it’s a sad ending? How unfair is that?

  36. I LOVE your story, but I just do not like the ending. It’s too sad. Sad stories make me sad…

  37. 😳 Iam sorry I offended you 😳 But I hate sad endings πŸ˜₯ no matter how good the story is. its a good story with out the ending

  38. Jenny Syracus March 15th, 2009 at 4:28 am 38

    *sighs* Alright, I forgive you. Just don’t expect me to make it a happy ending. Truth to tell, I think it’s nicer if it’s a sad ending. That way, it’s more unique.

  39. I agree that a sad ending was the most likely; it is not likely that Artemis Fowl would have, say, vapourized everyone with Foaly’s new technology and then escaped with Holly! Come on!
    However, I hate the Fowl parents for forcing poor mini genius Arty to marry simply for profit. Thats like human trafficking, except that nobodys hurt physically. Grr…

  40. I’m sorry that I double posted (as I’m doing AGAIN) but I just realised that I’d commented on this before and I don’t agree with what I said before. SORRY!

  41. partyonsoccerfan March 26th, 2009 at 7:50 pm 41

    okay peoples that si a totally awesome story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was just wandering and saw dis wif 3 oder chapters(i read this when there was only 1 chap.)

  42. are you done with this ??? can you put THE END in big capital letters if your so I will stop bothering you to update??? please??

  43. Jenny Syracus March 27th, 2009 at 9:37 am 43

    Alright, alright. and you’ll be pleased to know that I will be writing another story, with both happy and sad endings. Kinda like alternate endings.

  44. partyonsoccerfan March 28th, 2009 at 9:40 pm 44

    ummm how do you spell favorite? thats how i spell it. im gonna be mad if michigan gets any colder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  45. ITZ GR8…(i luv stories wid sad endings…)…but why didya brng in Irene wen Minerva was already dere…??? ‘twould haf been even bettr…itz a gud job done…

  46. you are not EMO!!!! i love SAD endings!!!
    please write back!!!!!!!!!!

  47. partyonsoccerfan May 14th, 2009 at 11:23 pm 47

    i still love the story jenny or should i say vera.

  48. To partyonsoccerfan: You can still call me Jenny, you know.

    To Joyce: Because I always think of Minerva as a side character, not rly a main one.

  49. partyonsoccerfan May 25th, 2009 at 11:19 pm 49

    I don’t know what I WANT to call you Vera/ Jenny. I’m stuck on this 1. (Please call me either posf or Laurie, it’s quicker to type)

  50. Jessica Aurora July 16th, 2009 at 4:06 am 50

    wow that was in credible…. i think im in shock lol. i best go eat something.

  51. IwishIwasafaerie July 20th, 2009 at 3:33 am 51

    *crying, crying, crying,etxra………………* when Arty suffers, I suffer. Unless I’m the one causing the suffering. *snickers* I’m a sucker for true love and I cryed at the end.

  52. Please… change it! Make Artemis become hateful! Now that’s interesting! Hahaha!!!

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