Arty and gang online chat- more weirdness!!

Summary: CHAPTER FOUR ADDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapters: 1 2 3 4

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It just occured to me, the idea of writing the CRAZIEST fic ever posted on this site, and I’m capable of  it! Or so I hope.

Weeell…….. here goes nothing!

NOW  LOGGING IN: AwesomeGenius



NOW LOGGING IN: OrionLuvsHolly



AwesomeGenius: Why on earth are we still on this chatting site?

FoalyRocks: Beats me. Oh, lollipop!

HollyShort: Lollipoplollipoploillipoplollipop!! ARTY LOVES LOLLIPOPS!

AwesomeGenius: GAH  WUD U  SHUT UP

SuckerBall: Lollipop.

AwesomeGenius: Who r u

SuckerBall: …………

OrionLuvsHolly: Hi folks its me social networking from arty’s head!

HollyShort: OrionLuvsHolly  WHAT  D  HECK!!

NOW LOGGING IN: SpritesRcool

SpritesRcool: HOLLY  BE  MINE!!

SuckerBall: U a guy from sprite soft drink commercial?

AwesomeGenius: No, i am guessing it is Chix.

HollyShort: nooooooooooooooooooo

FoalyRocks: Wow your all getting annoyed quick.

AwesomeGenius: Ooooh foaly’s made a spelling mistake!!

SuckerBall: I knew he wasnt smart.

OrionLuvsHolly: You forgot the  ‘  .

SpritesRcool: you guys ignoring me!

HollyShort: I want to leave now, cause of YOU.

FoalyRocks:  YOU.

AwesomeGenius: YOU.

SuckerBall: YOU ALL! 

OrionLuvsHolly: Make love, not war.

HollyShort: Huh. Don’t talk about it.

AwesomeGenius: Get outta my head oreo.

OrionLuvsHolly: C’mon, be a sport, lollipop!

FoalyRocks: oooo tension!


                                      NO! NO  MORE LOLLIPOPS!

SuckerBall: Hah. If you actually were smart you would have guessed by now who I am.

HollyShort: One of  Arty’s crazy fans?



HollyShort: Then what?

AwesomeGenius: Uh….Butler?

SpritesRcool: Juliet? Trouble? Uh…Mulch?

SuckerBall: Nope. *yawn* man you’re all so week at guessing.

FoalyRocks: Do we even know you?

SuckerBall: *tounge out and one open eye* Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah

          I   AM   


AwesomeGenius: I’m off

*logs out*

OrionLuvsHolly: me too.

*logs out*

FoalyRocks: I’M  GETTING  THE HECK OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Runs away to toilet screaming searching for a place to throw up*

SpritesRcool: UGH….that chick is one girl i will NEVER like.

*logs out*

HollyShort: You’re a suckerball, mud girl.

SuckerBall: (well duh…) NO, I AM NOT!

HollyShort: Why am i wasting time

*dashes laptop on the floor and gets frantic*


SuckerBall: NO  HE’S NOT.

HollyShort: pfft. Just get lost. I’m off to Arty’s house now  😛

*logs off saying nyah nyah nyah nyah*

SuckerBall: *screams and gets vocal allergies*


Chapters: 1 2 3 4

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11 responses to “Arty and gang online chat- more weirdness!!.” Join in!

  1. SilverGoddess April 2nd, 2013 at 2:48 am 1

    Hey sweetie, sorry I haven’t been on in a while. Right after you get out of exams, I get ones that will judge if I pass or fail the year. Whee…

    Anywhoo, I swear I haven’t abandoned you guys, but I’m going to have a bit of trouble getting back to you all for a while, so I’m about to take over the Recently Updated bar, then I’m afraid I may have to disappear for a while. I still check the site before I go to school, but I don’t think I’ll have enough time to comment much. I AM about to update though, so maybe that will keep the, what, THREE people who actually read my fics satisfied for now.

    Well, I have to go finish typing it, but I promise I win’t let y’all down!

    Guys, please keep comments related to the story.

  2. wut! noo! *starts crying* WHY?? i get out of exams and NOW your’s start! anyway, good luck! do your best!

  3. Mastermind Excello April 21st, 2013 at 1:29 pm 3

    Wow… You really don’t like Minerva

  4. No. None of the A/H shippers do. I don’t like her either.:)
    This story is definitely crazy. If you didn’t make your goal of it being the craziest story on the site, you definitely came close. It is really funny too. 🙂 I want to see an update!

  5. ARTEMISFOWLISAWESOME April 22nd, 2013 at 1:18 am 5

    Minerva’s cool

  6. WHAT?? YOU’RE A/M?? WHAAAAT! okay, fine, think what you want…maybe minerva CAN be cool if people don’t ship her with arty. nope. wrong-o. but i won’t hate you for that, if you’re new here. welcome to the site.n

  7. I like this story! Really funny, um, [checks author] shaadia! Also random. BUt I lIEk

  8. oh, thanks! you’re new here? i left a comment on your story. actually,most of my stories are random. and weird. theehee….

  9. You don’t like Minerva at all! Yay! I wish we car or something exploded in the last guardian. I know that was totally random. This story is awesome!

  10. foalyissarcastic March 26th, 2014 at 7:02 am 10

    I am totally A/H but I think because she dissapeared at the end of the lost colony that she is an extended metaphor,representing Artemis’ puberty.

  11. Minerva is okay, but she just needs to be partnered with someone who isn’t already matched. She’s wasting her time on arty.
    Hi, Em!
    (my cousin is foalyissarcastic)
    Cool, but it doesn’t make sense.
    U probably just thought of it.
    Peace out.

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