Artemis and the Insane fans

Summary: okay, so the AFF's and the FGs both want to kidnap Artemis, then join forces to try and turn Artemis crazy!

Chapters: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16

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This was named Artemis, Holly and a few fans just for fun!

(it gets better after chapter 13 i think…)

Virtual lollipops and Chocolate bars of utter doom to all who comment!


Sorry for making another one of those Arty meets his fans things but I have been wanting to make one for a long time but I was not sure how, and so I present you with, ‘Artemis and the Insane fans’

team 1# AFF,  team 2# FG,


Here are the people I have so far.

Cimerene (Cim) BoboParadizo (Bobo)

Orion Fowl (Orion) Afcrazy15 (Crazy)

Wrrozxpurrt (WE)   Short (Shorty, short one)

21bub21 (Bub) Hope Fowl (Hope)

FowlFan4ever (Evie)   FantasyDevourer (Fantasy)

FM (Apollo)       Eragon Fowl (Eragon)

Anju Makaa (Anju)   ILoveFowl (Ash)

WildeRose121 (Wilde) and me (Torry)

 Nikki Kelp (Nikki)   That Chick (Katrina or Hurricane)

Holls (Holls)

This fic is written in the style of Yoshi’s A Tale of Betrayal and Randomness.

Disclaimer: I do not own Artemis Fowl

Chapter 1: To kidnap a evil genius

~Five AFFs sat behind a bush opposite Fowl manor~

Torry: Okay are we all clear on the plan?

Cimerene: Yep, Artemis will never know what hit him.

Orion:  CANDY!

Everyone else: Orion!

Orion: Um… I mean let us get Artemis!

WE: I think I liked it better before you had your own body.

Orion: Hey! That’s not very nice!

WE: Poor you.

Orion: You know it goes against the knight’s code to hit a lady. But it is just a silly rule.

WE: You wouldn’t dare.

Bub: STOP it you two don’t make me get my air-conditioners!

Orion: *Gets very low to the ground*

Torry: Everyone ready?

Orion: Not really.

Cimerene: Yes I think we are all ready *glares at Orion* Right Orion?

Orion: Right.

WE: Okay then, Bub Cimerene you two go that way, Orion TRY not to blow anything up, and Torry you come with me.

Bub and Cimerene: *crawled across the lawn to the right side of Fowl manor*

WE and Torry: *crawled across the lawn to the left side of Fowl Manor.*

Orion: *Mumbles something about being unappreciated*

Chapters: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16

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62 responses to “Artemis and the Insane fans.” Join in!

  1. i like this fic so far, but not the format. A story should be written as below:

    “Is this an acceptable format for a book?” said Torry.

    Torry and WE crawled across thelawn to the left side of Fowl Manor.

    other than that, It’s good.

    I have another Artemis meets his fans fic that i written in that format. but I wanted to try this way there is a really good Arty meets fans fic written in this kind of format. thank you though. Torry~

  2. I like it, so keep writing it

  3. BoboParadizo May 25th, 2011 at 9:42 pm 3

    Hey, can I be in it? Please????
    I’m Bobo Paradizo, a bratty 5 year old who loves chocolate.

    I loved your fanfic, please update!

  4. yeah you can be in it 🙂 anyone who wants to be in it can.
    just leave the info in a comment.

    Boy or girl:
    Nick name:
    Powers(if any):
    Anything else??:

  5. Age: between 13 and 15
    Name: Crazy (or AFcrazy15)
    Weapon: Black belt in man martial arts forms, magical samurai sword.
    Nick Name: Crazy
    Appearence: Wears T-shirt and jean shorts, has a samurai sword, blue highlights in hair.
    Personality: Nice, honest, blunt, loud, sometimes rude, smart.
    Powers: Magical samurai sword, magic.
    Anything else: Good story!

  6. Age: 13
    Weapon:A wooden spoon called Saji that transforms into a black and gold sword
    Nick name:Shorty, Short One
    Appearance:4’10”, wears green short-sleeved shirts alot, part were-wolf, has black wolf ears and tail. Brown hair, Artemis like blue eyes. Wears ripped jeans. Black sneakers.
    Personality:Kicks ass. Can take almost anyone down in battle, including Butler. Mostly nocturnal. Hates waking up early. Loyal to friends.
    Powers(if any):Were-wolf. Witch. Controls shadows.
    Anything else??:Can beat anyone in a insanity/randomness contest. Even Orion.


  7. Hmmm i don’t do or say much do I? But’s that fine, as long as I’m a bit crazy!!!!

  8. Am I the one with the blue highlights? Because I’m quite confused there Torry.

  9. name:Apollo
    Appearance: shoulder length violet hair, violet eyes, camo cargo shorts full of frags, and a black shirt with a yellow sun in the middle
    Personality:complete opposite of Artemis
    Weapon: a gold sword with violet vine designs named Thrysta
    Species:3/4 elf, 1/4 human
    Powers: I can shoot violet bolts, mesmer, gift of tongues, and I can make burritos and lollipops appear out of thin air
    Anything else:I am Orion’s prodigy

  10. Fowlfan4ever May 27th, 2011 at 3:14 am 10

    Tacos! Uh… I mean I like it!

    P.S. I have a little Orion in me so I’m wierd. (no offense Orion)

  11. FantasyDevourer May 27th, 2011 at 4:14 am 11

    Age: 13

    Name: Fantasy

    Weapon: Magic dragon ring that turns either into a real black dragon for her to fly on, or an awesome magic longs sword.

    Nickname: Fantasy (really that’s as short as I can get it :P)

    Appearance: Slim average height girl with black short hair with silver streaks in it. Violet eyes. Short fangs. Jeans, black blouse, bare feet. Always wears dragon ring.

    Personality: Smart, mysterious, but good sense of humor, always teasing. Loves pretending to be a vampire.

    Powers: Can do magic. (Levitation, semi-invisibility, stuff like that)

    Other: Pretends to be a vampire to scare peeps, but is really actually just 1/8 dragon. Also, her magic comes in bursts, so she doesn’t have much control over it.

  12. Thanks for giving me a few more lines!

  13. Short is a girl. >.< Can I appear now?!

  14. *gasps* I-I’m in it? Thats so sweet! it was great! 5 lollipops, er, i mean stars! i’ll give u the rest of the info:
    Age: 16
    Weapon: Silver bow and arrows
    Appearance: silver-blue eyes, long blond hair that goes down to waist, i dont care about the clothes, u pick
    Personality: like how u made y personality, stick to that one lol
    Powers(if any): can turn into wolf

    lol, i really like how u made me. if this were real, i would do what u wrote! keep updating!

  15. FantasyDevourer May 29th, 2011 at 3:06 am 15

    Yay!!! I’m in it!!! Thanks!!!!

  16. Fowlfan4ever May 29th, 2011 at 3:50 am 16

    ” I could dump a bucket of ice water on your head if you want?
    Love it!
    “WE PARTY!”
    U R Awesome! U better keep writing!!

  17. Loved it 5/S UPDATE!!!!!!!!!

    BTW, you'd better not be charging me for shuttle repairs!

  19. Why does it say it’s updated when it’s not

  20. Fowlfan4ever May 29th, 2011 at 10:05 pm 20

    U can copy and paste it 2 make it easier.


    I just love that!

  21. BoboParadizo May 29th, 2011 at 10:51 pm 21

    I WANT CHOCOLATE! and the way you wrote me in is just perfect.

  22. Fowlfan4ever May 30th, 2011 at 1:58 am 22

    Update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:):):)

  23. You’re late! Where’s the new update?

  24. Fowlfan4ever May 30th, 2011 at 1:17 pm 24

    Wake up sleeping beauty.

  25. LOL that was awesome

  26. LOVED IT!!! plz update! im so i-cant-spell-it-but-i-think-it-means-i-cant-stop-reading-it! lol, anyway,

  27. I don’t like parting…

  28. BoboParadizo May 30th, 2011 at 11:18 pm 28

    *has a laughing attack*
    A few misspellings, but I could still tell what U were saying!

  29. Fowlfan4ever May 31st, 2011 at 1:47 am 29

    Arty likes my shirt!!!!!!!! *starts to dance around room*
    my mom thinks I’m weird (I so am)

  30. Okay this story has a plot but I”m thinking about adding a little random craziness and random randomness to it do you think I should? Please tell me!

    PS If you want to read a really random, Crazy, Funny, story read this ‘A Tale of Betrayal and Randomness’ by Yoshi!

  31. Eragon Fowl June 1st, 2011 at 6:15 am 31

    Am I in it!?

    Yes, your the cousin ~Torry

  32. Fowlfan4ever June 1st, 2011 at 12:23 pm 32

    More crazy!!!!! I love crazy!!!! Update!

  33. FantasyDevourer June 1st, 2011 at 1:02 pm 33

    Five year olds with chainsaws… Wow. This actually is turning out better than most fan fics with the fans in them! Hey Eragon, are you going to come in with Saphira like in the Inheritance Cycle??that would be cool. 🙂 I LOVE DRAGONS!!!!

  34. I’m finally in the story ITSD (In The Story Dance)
    few mistakes throughout the story, it’s really funny, and random, do you have Orion in you?

  35. Eragon Fowl June 1st, 2011 at 4:43 pm 35

    YES!!!!!!I’m in the story.


    No doubleposts, please. –WE, who made it in without even asking! *so proud*

  36. Fowlfan4ever June 2nd, 2011 at 11:48 am 36

    I ran out of gold rope


  37. hilarious

  38. Eragon Fowl June 2nd, 2011 at 7:03 pm 38

    I get tied up great. update!!!!

  39. Short is a very very very very very very distant relative of Holly’s XD

  40. XD ‘whats with the silver rope?’ Orion ‘I ran out of gold rope’ so funny but I need more Torry I still have a bunch to update in Hope Fowl… Look for the update today.

  41. Eragon fowl June 3rd, 2011 at 5:57 am 41

    By the way I don’t know if I’m going to fly in on a dragon. That’s up to Torry. Update!!!!!

    Poptart cat look up that video.

    Update I’m getting bored sitting here.Oh no I’m late for school bye.

    Seriously, no doubleposts, mon. –WE

  42. Fowlfan4ever June 7th, 2011 at 11:53 am 42

    Keep it like this. It’s SO muck easier to read!!!! Lollipops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Please update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  43. Keep the chapters, it’s so much easier to read
    Am I gonna show up again?

  44. Eragon Fowl June 7th, 2011 at 5:06 pm 44

    Did they leave me tied up in Artemis’s room?

  45. How do you do chapters? :P:

  46. FantasyDevourer June 8th, 2011 at 4:46 am 46

    Lol, I’m in it and I ordered a vampire pizza!!!!

    I’m just pretending, or am I???

    XD XD XD.

    Thanks for among chapters, it’s a lot less confusing. 🙂
    I’m waiting for updates.

    Fantasy, out. 🙂

  47. Hahahahahahaha!!! Omz that waz so funny lol!!!! I can’t bileve u put me and my pigs in it!!!! Thank you!!!

    Update or face bert my flying blue pig!!!!!!!!!!

  48. hey, how do u get the chapters? anyway, that was great! keep writing!

  49. Just so you know if anyone else wants to they can join, I just need to know a few things.

    Boy or girl:
    are u trying to help Arty, or the AFFFGs?:

  50. Fowlfan4ever July 23rd, 2011 at 3:38 am 50

    Cool update! Could you change it to Evie? Thanks! And make me more random than in the beginning? We need crazieness! Update pleaz!!!

    Okay I changed your name, and I promise I will make you more random. ~Torry

  51. FantasyDevourer July 23rd, 2011 at 4:21 am 51

    I thought this was discontinued???? Sooooooo happy it wasn’t!!!! Glad to see I’m still in it, but enough with the introductions. Seriously. Seeing as no one is posting anything that’s wrong, I’m just saying.

    I could never discontinue this story! ~Torry

  52. I love this story, its really funny!!!!!!! And I’d love to be in it.

    Name: Anju Makaa

    Nickname: Anju

    Age: 15

    Boy or Girl: Girl

    Weapon: a sword and shuroken

    I am with the AFFFG’ S!!!!!!!

    Please update soon!!!!!!!!!!!

    Your in chapter 12 ~Torry

  53. Age: 15

    Name: Ash

    Weapon: Black neutrino 10,000

    Boy or girl: girl

    Nick name: who wants a /nickname/?

    Appearance: Black spiky short hair, white (literally) skin, black skinnyjeans, black spiked armlet, black spiked necklace, black knee-high motorcycle boots, black tattered 3-quarter sleeve bellyshirt, black eyes.

    Personality: I don’t make friends, I don’t trust anyone, but I will never quit until the job is done, no matter what the cost to me, so a horrible death to save Artemis would be appropriate. I don’t scream, either, so I won’t fall shrieking to my demise. I act 18 in regard to boys.

    Powers(if any): I’m a pixie, so moderate healing powers.

    Anything else??: I’m a test case, so I’m the size of a human, have the lifespan of a human, and retain fairy powers. I ride a black motorcycle.

    Got it! I added you in chapter 12! ~Torry

  54. Yay updates! Keep on updating XD


    Try to leave constructive criticism, please. 😉 ~Fowlie

  55. Age: 15
    Name: WildeRose121
    Weapon: Neutriono 5000
    Boy or girl: Girl
    Nick name: Wilde
    Appearance: Dark brown hair in a pixie cut. Big brown-black eyes. I get VERY MAD if someone says my eyes are black. Wearing a red halter top and a black knee length skirt.
    Personality: Very obnoxious, smart-aleckey, can be nice when it matters, obbsessive over fanfics, chocolate, Orion Fowl (yes Orion not Artemis, cuz Orion is Artemis’s romantic side *swoons*) hot guys, and has a very short temper.
    P.S:Please update soon! This is amazing!

    Thanks! I added you in chapter 12! ~Torry

  56. This is a really good fic! Artemis is a bit ooc in that last chapter, but I don’t really care, Holly in a sugar coma! Please update soon!

    Thanks! Yeah, I realized that he was. I’ll try to Update soon. ~Torry

  57. Please update, a new name?…………hmmm……Artemis and The Psychotic fans? Artemis and the mentally insane, harmful fans?

    Artemis and the mentally insane, harmful fans… Artemis and The Psychotic fans… both are really good ideas! ~Torry

  58. Wow, fast update. Really good!!! Can you add me?

    Awesome chapter! I think that was the longest one yet… I like that you name the chapters! My fav chapter is Short, or Candy!

    Name: Nikki

    Age: 13
    (I act really young though and I am able to beat almost anyone up!)
    I’m kinda like a young Bellatrix L.

    Girl (though I think you need more boys)

    Weapon: a hammer like THOR’s or my fists…

    I also LOVE cookies! And hate horses and whatever Foaly is.

    Artemis: *all tied up*

    Nikki: *holds feather* update or Arty gets it!

    Nooo! don’t hurt Arty! thanks, I’ve been writing a lot latly, I’ll try to add you in chapter 15 ~Torry

  59. Age:16
    Weapon:Bow and arrow
    Boy or girl:Girl
    Nick name:Hurricane
    Appearance:Long brown curly hair, brown eyes, jeans, red shirt, and a pair of headphone.
    Personality:Kind, loving, really in love Artemis. She is mean when people are bullied.
    Anything else??:She only has one song on her MP3, Smooth Crimial, Glee version.

    Thank you for read my long comment. I love your story!

    Okay, I’ll try to add you in chapter 16! ~Torry

  60. You’re probably getting way too many requests to be in your story, but I think this is really cool! May I join?

    Age: 13

    Name: Holls

    Weapon: An ebony polo mallet that she’s not suppose to have.

    Boy or girl: Girl

    Nick name: None, people just call her Holls.

    Appearance: Long, white hair down to her ankles that often gets in people’s faces, icy light blue eyes, wears a pair of black skinny jeans and a sparkly silver shirt.

    Personality: Random and enthusiastic, and sometimes intimidating because of her mind reading power.

    Powers(if any): Mind reading

    Anything else??: Nupe. ^^

    I’m really enjoying this story! Please continue! Sorry that I don’t have any ideas for a title, though.

    No problem 🙂 I’ll add you in chapter 16 or 17 ~Torry

  61. Nice Chapter! *Takes a chocolate bar of utter doom*
    Please update soon!

    fav part;
    WE: Don’t mind her she’s Crazy.

    Crazy: You know that got old like ten chapters ago, right?

    WE: Yeah…

    Artemis: *is tie up*

    Nikki: *Holds feather* Now, be a good little writer of Arty gets it!

  62. Omigoodness, you used mah killer kitten! Tiger was pleased. Anyway, great update, made me crack up! I’ll be looking forward to an update, and so does the killer kitten of utter doom. ^^ *quote*

    I found a couple mistakes, but other than that it was awesome. So…do you need me to unless the wrath of Tiger, the killer kitten, or will you update?

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