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FanFiction Towers

Summary: Cullen, Fowl, Moon, Potter, Maximum, Ward and Elric are forced to live together under the eye of crazy fans! Madness will ensue!

Chapters: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

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AN: A few of you might remember this. The basic idea is that I hop into Fandom world and for your entertainment drag up Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Edward Cullen, Thomas Ward, Molly Moon andΒ Maximum RideΒ and lock them in a castle like building called FanFiction Towers, then get a load of crazies from the ‘Real World’ to come and spy on them. Kinda like ‘Big Brother’ or ‘1984’ by George Orwell.

Okaaay! So far we got FowlStar and Captain Awesome and Myles Smarty-Pants, SilverSong, shadowsnake, Falcon and artyrox, Ckat, Emily, Foaly is A Genius and i think that’s it…


Chapters: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

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154 responses to “FanFiction Towers.” Join in!

  1. Ohansahyosheli August 8th, 2010 at 10:22 pm 1

    Molly Moon lost my interest after The Time Machine. :X
    But I agree this should be fun. ONTO THE 2ND CHAPPIE!!!

  2. I wanna be in it! This is crazy psychotic! A short description:

    Meh Name: FS
    Outfit: Anything Arty finds scary/gothic/black-whatever
    Description: Purple eyes with no pupil, long black hair with rainbow highlights, tan, crazy, has extreme OCD, moody and demented when you tick me off, usually have my black ipod in meh hand listening to loud music,
    Weapon: My star sword, Tameron. Long black sword basically
    Goals: Annoy Arty in this fic

    CAN I BE IN IT CAN I BE IN IT???? Please! I want to torture them!

    Punishments & Torture: Tell the Fangirls that Artemis and Edward are coming in the room to tell the Fangirls they love them, then put them all in the same room. They shall be tortured! Hehe I wanna be on the front line if you use this torture technique please!

  3. Beckett Simpleton August 8th, 2010 at 10:35 pm 3

    that’s a good one! yeah, you can be in, FowlStar! We can be ocd buds together.

  4. Count Me in, dude. Captain Awsome is at your disposal. Make me whoever you want, as long as I’m awesome, athletic, and guitar obsessed. I’ll accept the charater of a genius because, lets face it, I am one. NOT very humble, either….

    Captain Awesome, signing out.

  5. Beckett Simpleton August 8th, 2010 at 11:20 pm 5

    Okay adding Captain Awesome!

  6. Yay! OCD Buddehs! Whens your next update? Meep, meep, need more chapters….*collapses onto the floor, eyes and limbs twitching* need more…chappiess, more,,,,,,aaahhhh!



    Ah, much better. Yup, OCD rocks. Anyway, when are you updating?

  7. Oh, and can you chat on the shout box? Sorreh for the double post 😐 hehe

  8. Oh. My. Brownies.
    I have to submit myself for such an awesome story :D.

    Name: Silvia Song, Silver for short.
    Age: 11.
    Gender: Girl!
    Appearance: Long white hair, bright blue eyes. A beaten up t-shirt with a wolf on it, and an aviator’s jacket. Distressed jeans as well. Always goes barefoot :D. Wears a silver oak leaf at all times.
    Personality: A bit of a lone wolf, but very protective of her friends. She’s silly, and doesn’t like being told she’s weird. Oh, and she’s very smart :D.

    Anything else? I don’t think so, but…

  9. Beckett Simpleton August 9th, 2010 at 12:35 am 9

    thanks for sighning up silver. it’s half twelve night and since i just got my com back i sneacked up to be on it. i won’t add you yet or go on the shout box coz i swear i’m gonna colapse. Night!

  10. I saw the third chapter and I was sooooo happy, then I saw that there was nothing in that chapter and I became sad. πŸ™ PUHWEASE UPDATE!

  11. Beckett Simpleton August 9th, 2010 at 3:56 pm 11

    Lol. Sorry I was gonna start but my mate arrived in the pub downstairs and i was like, er hello myles…

  12. Hey BS. What’s up OCD buddeh. I love this story, especaily the part about the underwear and Harry and Thomas wondering about food. I love this fic…. Hehe. I thought Arty-boy was totally in character. Hehe.

  13. I am smiling right now. πŸ˜€ Heheheheheheheheheheheheheh
    Brilliant. When shall the torture begin? *Evil laugh*

  14. Beckett Simpleton August 9th, 2010 at 9:42 pm 14

    Soon enough, ocd bud. soon enough.

  15. ha! hilarious, I have to admit!

  16. 5 stars. Bam! Nice story, and I’m looking forward to more.

  17. shadowsnake451 August 10th, 2010 at 1:49 pm 17

    -Name: Shadow or Snake. Formal name:Fahrenheit.
    -Age: 13, going on immortal (kidding- IÒ€ℒm just 13)
    -Personality: Smart aleck. Intelligent. Bookish. Sulky when displeased. Fairly easy to get along with. May be an adreniline junkie. Occasionally shallow. Adores cats.
    -Appearance: I wear glasses. Hazel/tawny eyes, really dark brown hair. Pale skinned. About 5foot. Medium weight. Blood red nail varnish and pink lipgloss. Black clothes- I donÒ€ℒt care what. Silver e-locket with a serpant on the front.
    -Weapons: My sword Glitterclaw. My amulet of Shadows (be creative). IÒ€ℒm proficient in most weaponry, though.
    -Other: Dyspraxic. Phobic of Fried rice. I’m a girl. That might be important.

    Telling Harry that Artemis had a bigger fanbase than him and Artemis the vice versa then locking them in a room together. (Amusement)

    Giving Artemis, Edward, Harry and Thomas alcohol (purely for amusement.)
    That it?

  18. I have torture! πŸ˜€ But Artemis in a room with Edward and see who is the smartest. The lame melodramatic vampire or the hottest boy in the world? WHoever passes out first from over use of brain power is da loser! πŸ˜€ This is mostly for my enjoyment…

    Sorry for double post,but Florence and the MAchine rock!

    Approved and merged

  19. Beckett Simpleton August 10th, 2010 at 3:00 pm 19

    What double post? And, trust me, i know πŸ™‚ have you heard ‘Bird Song?’ it’s a hidden track on the album. πŸ™‚ very clever

  20. I love the updates. Please excuse my bouncy-ness of yesterday, I was operating on an extreme sugar rush πŸ˜€

  21. Beckett Simpleton August 10th, 2010 at 6:11 pm 21

    I’ve been running purely on sugerrushes lately πŸ™‚

    Shadow, what do you mean, ‘That it?’ did you mean that you like those one’s and you want me to do them or did you mean ‘are they the only ones? Yeah, welcome in.

    And I was just watching the big bang theory and sheldon cooper hand a limited edition green lantern lantern. πŸ™‚

  22. Can I be part of it? *puppy eyes*
    Name: Falcon
    Personality: Ima reader. Social, but lacks the abitlity to communicate. Likes to be in charge. Plays a French Horn.
    Description:Long, Dirty blond hair. Black jeans and a t-shirt, or a midnight blue cloak. Blue eyes.
    Weapon: My sword, Silver Fire, or falcon Glory. Can change into falcon at will.
    If I was too late, know that it wasn’t MY fault my laptop lacks internet.

  23. erm…CAN I BE IN IT? CAN I CAN I???? Give you a marshmellow *hopeful expression*

    Name: Ivy
    Age: 14
    Personality: Dark, morbid, hurtful, sarcastic actually probably more sadistic, focussed, cat-like, doesn’t tend to get along easily with others because of the aforementioned.
    Description:Long straight dark brown hair with red highlights. Green eyes. Tan. Long tank tops, jeggings that give the impression of being ripped, long wispy cardigan.
    Weapon: Throwing stars

    Am I too late…please say I’m not. I give you extra marshmellow as erm…bribery? πŸ˜€

  24. Beckett Simpleton August 10th, 2010 at 9:30 pm 24

    Yeah. I’ll put it up later. Hmmm. Have to stretch my deadline. We’ve got seven now… a week then for twelve. Or I’ll kick Myles out… *Evil Grin* She won’t mind 😈

  25. I think that you shod put them in front of the mirror of erised I also think that you shod bring the dursleys and put them in a room with everyone then they wood start yelling at everybody.:)

  26. I like that Kara. It would be so hilarious. I love Harry and I fangirl Ron…hehe…”Oh dear, a room full of abnormal people,” Mrs. Dursley gasped in shock. I can see it now, then Mr Dursley would say “Oh you freaks, look what you’ve done to my wife! I new those free plane tickets were faulty all along! Honestly, what does a good hardworking honest man have to do to keep his family safe and away from all you oddities! Goodness.” Hehehehehehe

  27. shadowsnake451 August 12th, 2010 at 11:55 am 27

    I mean ‘that it?’ as in, ‘is that all you need to progress the story?’, and also, ‘Is that all the description you need to put me in aforementioned story?’
    I like the ones I pasted into the comment.
    And if you already have a green lantern lantern…Hulk hands? Howzabout it?

  28. Beckett Simpleton August 12th, 2010 at 4:15 pm 28

    LOL. Okay I’m gonna update this after I post a new announcement. People who asked will be added and I will do the mirror of Erised and the other one which I have forgotten… Something to do with the durslys and i will try to weave some stuff that Fowl Star said into the story line too πŸ™‚

  29. You know… has anyone ever herd of the “stinky cheese man and other fairly stupid tales”?
    Or- you’ve read TAC,right?- ZAP artemis!!! THAT would be cool.
    Just some evil ideas.

  30. Beckett Simpleton August 12th, 2010 at 5:05 pm 30

    OMG YEAH! I’ll do that last one!
    Falcon are you a girl or a boy?

  31. Erm, Ima girl. Always an awkward question. πŸ˜‰

  32. Beckett Simpleton August 14th, 2010 at 1:22 am 32

    LOL Okay. Thanks πŸ™‚

  33. Brilliant, BST. πŸ™‚ I laughed. So hard. πŸ˜€ I shouldn’t have read it!! Noo!!! Noo!!! Tom’s Mam, why??? πŸ˜₯ πŸ˜₯ πŸ˜₯
    XD As if I ever pay attention to warnings. XP
    Beautifully written, Beckett. :p Can I be in?

  34. Beckett Simpleton August 16th, 2010 at 10:28 pm 34

    Yeah. You can. I was too busy updating C9 I forgot πŸ™‚

  35. I like the new chappie, but is their any torture yet? Oh, a new idea: Lock Arty and Dudley Dursley in a room in their underpants for a week with only one little bite-sized pie. That would be amusing revenge. ^^

  36. FS: Whoa. 😯 Dudders in his undies… brilliant. πŸ˜†

    BS: Do yoou need a description?

  37. Beckett Simpleton August 17th, 2010 at 10:54 am 37

    not really. i know youre a girl. attitude and personality would maybe come in handy πŸ™‚

  38. Eh, I can’t help noticing, but your spelling gets progressively worse. Might be spelling, but most likely to be typos. I’d recommend proof-reading or a beta.

    That aside, it is wonderfully hilarious to see Artemis and, well, Max together. They’re so different… Anyway, update. πŸ˜€

  39. WOOT! I’m in it. I like the little morons comment at the end.

    I’m soooo keeping an eye out for this fic, it’s strangely amusing..heehee

    sorry about this double-post but ermÒ€¦technically 8 is actually the lucky number for Chinese peeps you know sounds like fortunate and erm lucky wealth-wise. I like the number 3

  40. Umm…. I’m good with painful torture. I laugh alot at… nothing. And, if you need someone to say something random I’m your kid. πŸ˜‰
    Oh, and I say Hola. Alot. I’m free spirited, too. : ) But you knew all that, right?

  41. Beckett Simpleton August 18th, 2010 at 10:11 am 41

    Didn’t know ‘Hola’ and what the diddlepops is ‘free spirited’ i so need to update this… *tugs collar*

  42. I’m guessing it’s too late to sign up. Anyways can’t wait to read this sounds funny. I like the Thomas and Artemis getting along, the fanbase one, and the alchohol one best. Also I’m Chinese and 8 isn’t bad for us; see 4 sounds like death but 8 sounds like rich, so even though Americans say 888 is the devil’s address for the Chinese it means triple happiness.

  43. Beckett Simpleton August 19th, 2010 at 4:36 pm 43

    ahh. triple happiness. wish i was chiniese… yeah, you can join, but then i’ll need one more person… because i hate nines. I am just sooo weird. πŸ™‚

  44. Update this. Please. I beg you!

  45. When will this be updated?

  46. Beckett Simpleton August 20th, 2010 at 6:23 pm 46

    when i stop updating cloud nine long enough to stop neglecting everything else. Sorry I will try to update soon. I am writing poems at present

  47. Wait I can join?!?! SO HAPPY! THANK YOU! I would like to be called Ckat, I’m random and have read the first book of Molly Moon, all of Harry Potter, all of Artemis Fowl(of course), and nothing about anyone else in the towers. Tan, long straight black hair, dark brown eyes, tall, random, cat lover. Short term memory and fairly smart

  48. Beckett Simpleton August 21st, 2010 at 2:26 pm 48

    Okay πŸ™‚ your in

  49. YES! HAHAH! HAHH! Sorry I’m crazy. (Aren’t we all?) Btw please read my story… even if it’s short and stuff…

  50. myles smarty-pants August 21st, 2010 at 11:35 pm 50

    Beckett Simpleton: Damnit that was me sorry

  51. Why isn’t this updated yet! >

  52. Beckett Simpleton August 23rd, 2010 at 2:33 pm 52

    EEEK! Sorry! *Slithers down in seat* I CONFESS, I’M GILTY OF NOT UPDATING! SORRY, SORRY OH… I’ll do it now. A biiiiig update.

    Okay, a reasonably large one.

  53. Beckett Simpleton August 24th, 2010 at 11:27 am 53

    I updeeted

  54. YAY!!! Now, go update again!

  55. I don’t mean to be rude but only the one looking in the miror can see what’s in it. Just leting you know not trying to be rude. πŸ™‚

  56. *eyes bug out,then close tightly* GAAHHHH!!!!
    EWW EWW GET IT AWAY!!!! *opens eyes slightly* oh thank goodness…*floats in front of Edward* YOU HAVE A DISGUISTING MIND!!!!!!
    Any way…keep updatein’!

  57. HappyHappyJoyJoy August 28th, 2010 at 5:33 am 57

    Halelujah at your service!

    Nicknames: Hale (Hal-le), Lu, Lula.

    clothes: Anything Grey or light green (NO DRESSES!!!)

    Description: Sorta long brown hair with green tips, grey hat (ANYONE WHO OFFENDS/STEALS/ATTEMPS TO STEAL MY HAT IS DEAD!!!) barefoot all the time.

    Weapon of choice: Hardbacks and pens, I LUV DRAWING + maybe I should mention my army of insects. (I like bugs)

    Likes: Listening to music and tourturing fictional characters!

    I support: The giving beer to Arty, Tom, Ed and Harry. (Lol, irish drinking song!)
    And I want Maximum to get so annyed with Artemis that he picks him up and flys up really high, just to scare him!

    PLEASE PUT ME IN!!!!!! PLEEEASE!!!??!??

  58. Beckett Simpleton September 1st, 2010 at 5:25 pm 58

    I know that only the person who stepps in front of the mirror can see their heart’s desire. I hoped no-one would catch that. SHHH! Don’t tell anybody! πŸ˜€

    And HHJJ, why does your suggestion not end with dropping him after scaring him senceless. I know i have abandoned this fic. It’s awful isn’t it? I’m working on two and a half stories right now. The two are C9 and BS and the half is nameless and unposted so i am a leetle busy but when i get some free time and feel like a haven’t neglected any of my stories for too long, i will update this.

    It was written to cheer myself up πŸ™‚

  59. FoalyIsAGenues September 2nd, 2010 at 4:00 am 59

    wait for it ……………….now!

    Ello! So, too much letter/symbol repetition stretches the page, which is kinda a bad thing. So in the future, please don’t. πŸ˜‰

  60. FoalyIsAGenues September 2nd, 2010 at 3:02 pm 60


  61. FoalyIsAGenues September 3rd, 2010 at 3:00 am 61

    my brother and i want to join…
    we are both centaurs…
    me gender: boy
    i am always on a computer. black hair, glasses,
    genus, and vary sarcastic.
    weapon: don’t have one…
    my brother gender: boy
    black hair, glasses, vary vary annoying…
    weapon:annoying chatter

  62. HappyHappyJoyJoy September 5th, 2010 at 1:30 am 62

    Well, dropping him would be ideal…
    But ur the writer, I’m the ambitious reviwerer trying to get in.
    What did you think of my character? PLEASE TELL ME!!!!

  63. I can see you’re a A/H shipper. I am so happy I’m in it even though I only said one line! MWAHAHAHA

  64. Beckett Simpleton September 5th, 2010 at 4:09 pm 64

    Actually, I don’t ship anything, I just thoush it would be a good laugh πŸ™‚

  65. Really? I’m an A/H shipper, but I couldn’t write ro- ahem…. ro….. cough… roma… pant pant. You get the point. To save my life. Anyway, UPDATE SOON, this thing is awesome.

  66. Beckett Simpleton September 6th, 2010 at 12:47 pm 66

    Okay, I’ll quickly update it now. I think that if i keep this going it could get in the top tens…

  67. Emily Nightsong September 8th, 2010 at 6:55 pm 67


    Could you add me?

    Meh Name: Emily

    Outfit: Black t-shirt and long black yoga pants, barefoot, glasses (not the nerdy kind)

    Description: Silver eyes with dragon-like pupils, Shoulder-lenghth black hair,Asian, Really smart, dragon wings and overlong canines

    Weapon: Can shapeshift. Don’t cross a dragon.

    Goals: Become friends with HP, AF, MR, and MM

  68. Beckett Simpleton September 8th, 2010 at 8:36 pm 68

    😯 You guys know that this is not a war? You don’t need to be mythical creatues? But i can live with this πŸ˜‰ I guess it lightens things up 8)

    Oh and yeah! I’ll put you in the next scene when I update πŸ˜‰

  69. Yay! Oh, forgot to mention:

    Likes unprocessed cheese and also can spout fifty-seven digitds of pi from memory with no warning. Is a bit random at times.


  70. And another goal: Annoy Edward and Thomas to no end by being really exasperating to them…should be funny…

  71. Emily- fifty seven? Shoot, that’s more then me!! (anyone who wants to enter my how-many-digits-of-pi-do-I-know contest, I have just left a clue- less than fifty seven.

  72. Beckett Simpleton September 10th, 2010 at 8:15 pm 72

    Double posting but never mind I don’t think I can fic that. But if AA catches you then she’ll make you feel guilty. πŸ˜‰ I don’t know more than two deimals πŸ˜‰

  73. o.o’ *is scared*

    Sure you can. Annoy Thomas by having me shout Pi in his face. XD

  74. Beckett Simpleton September 11th, 2010 at 12:43 pm 74

    LOL. I don’t think he’ll even know what it is πŸ˜‰

  75. Ah… Pure bliss. *Is imagining ze characters* Ooo ooo add thumbscrews.

  76. So? If you had seemingly random digits shouted in you face then you would be annoyed…XD




  79. Cool!
    I don’t like twilight (DONT EAT ME!!), but that doesn’t really matter.
    this is an awesome fic. Artemis and Max in the same room.XD *thinks of possibilities and busts up laughing*
    You should add Gazzy or Angel or both.
    What chaos!
    Cleo says update or she shall claw your face.
    ^ ^
    ( . . )
    =*= *MEOW*

  80. Innora- you are so lucky you have a cat. And I hate Twilight too. Virtual attack me all you want, I’m not feeling any pain on my line. Please update, Beckett Simpleton, I need the entertainment…

  81. Don’t like Twilight either, but who cares?

    Thinking of Artemis’s reaction when Gazzy lives up to his name.

    And when Angel tries to get at his mind will he have an exception cuz he’s a genius? Hmm…

  82. Beckett Simpleton September 14th, 2010 at 9:41 pm 82

    If you think for one moment I like twilight, you are sadly mistaken. Wow this needs an update. I’ll give it one now. πŸ˜‰

  83. If you don’t like Twilight, why is Cullen there? (I am so cut off from the outside world, that when I first read this, I had no idea who Edward was. Then I figured it out and was like oh…. so his last name is Cullen) Nice update… the thingy with Butler’s voice is always funny… I recommend copy-pasting the “disembodied voice” part so you don’t have to type that over and over. (Ctrl+c=copy, Ctrl+v=paste) Gracias for adding more!

  84. Yessssss!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

  85. Beckett Simpleton September 19th, 2010 at 9:37 pm 85

    heh. I put Cullen in there because I thought he’d be a lot of fin, but didn’t use him as much as i origonally thought. Hay, I don’t have to love him to put him in. He’s still a wildlife murdering freak πŸ˜‰

    Also, the Butler’s Yadda Yadda whatev voice was there for a joke πŸ˜‰

  86. Beckett Simpleton September 19th, 2010 at 9:41 pm 86

    *sorry for double post* I shall update!

  87. IK it was a joke, it’s always funny.

  88. Beckett Simpleton September 19th, 2010 at 10:04 pm 88

    Heh.thanks. The update has arrived!


  90. Beckett Simpleton September 19th, 2010 at 10:31 pm 90

    I had to do that to make sure that everybody had a part. I wasn’t sure if I’d left people out. I just updated another sotry πŸ˜‰ I don’t think you’ve read it though.

  91. wow… why is arty killing me and how are we talcking if we are in a coma…

  92. Beckett Simpleton September 20th, 2010 at 6:16 pm 92

    The fiction peeps were in a coma, arty is killing them with bordem. πŸ˜‰

  93. ya i know but how did i talk if i am in a coma.

  94. Hey! What happened to me?

  95. Beckett Simpleton September 21st, 2010 at 7:13 pm 95

    I’ve been on since June 18th! Over a year! Woot!

    Ooops… I f-forgot ab-bout you. *takes shuddering breath in preparation for trying to worm out of this…*

    Well there are alot of characters in here and… OMG did i even give you a part AT ALL!? I gotta stop letting people in. I don’t have the memory span.

    Don’t worry about it Emily (by worry i mean kill me) I’ll sort something some time soon…

  96. It okay. i’m used to being ignored…-.-‘

    Oh, and by the way, I was probably listening pretty attentively to Arty before he went into muttering-phrases-with-lots-of-…s mode.

  97. HappyHappyJoyJoy September 23rd, 2010 at 10:05 am 97


  98. I second that. XD

  99. wow. i havent even started reading the story yet and you’ve still got my attention.

    WOOT THIS STORY IS VERY FUNNY (of course there are some noticeable spelling errors)

  101. I was about to comment on the story but then i saw that last comment……

    I think Holly should have for some reason been there for the mirror of Erised bit. now that would be funny.

    Once again, double-posting = nono. πŸ˜›

  102. Beckett Simpleton September 29th, 2010 at 7:31 pm 102

    *snort* yeah. Ah well, I got enough on my plate than to go back and re do that bit so you just keep that image in your head of when she walks in on them. *blissful moment* Wow this has alot of comments now… Oh and you’re not supposed to double post but… Yaay! More comments!

  103. Even better now that you’ve updated. Still wish you would have added holly to the mix. sorry about the double posting by the way. bad habit. trying to break it

  104. Nice update… but you didn’t finish the chapter. But then, I update only one sentence at a time… UPDATE AGAIN! Only 28 more comments to go!

  105. HappyHappyJoyJoy September 30th, 2010 at 1:08 am 105

    I know, AMAZING ISN’T IT!
    Nice new chapta! Bit short though, still as awesome as ever though.

  106. HappyHappyJoyJoy September 30th, 2010 at 1:11 am 106

    Wait wait wait, Where’s Hallelujah?
    *looks though to see only one sentece said by hallelujah*

    Meh, I can see you have enough on your mind, I’ll leave you, but I’ll still read your fic as long as you make the guys drunk!!

  107. πŸ™‚ Nice update, Beckett. πŸ˜€ I likey. Please update.


  108. Beckett Simpleton October 1st, 2010 at 10:11 pm 108

    HHJJ, There’s not enough to be said for you people who just came in to have more than a sentence each. And I have to make sure the people who got in first arn’t forgotten…

    BF, good to hear you’re breaking your habit. I personally am sectetly loving your double posting because, hay, more comments, but it’s my duty to tell you off rather than party πŸ™‚

    I need to update Alexander The Great by one chapter and Cloud Nine by about four then I shall update this. Kay? That should take about… Five days.

  109. Where am I? *Looks frantically*

  110. Beckett Simpleton October 2nd, 2010 at 11:12 am 110


    There you are! ‘Emily: Tells people to shut up because she is busy listening to Artemis’ every word.’

    Eeek! Double post!

    This being your own story, you coulda merged them yourself…

  111. Uh…until he went into muttering mode, at which time I probably slapped him out of it. *Snickers evilly* Sorry, but still…XD

  112. Beckett Simpleton October 3rd, 2010 at 5:24 pm 112

    I didn’t know I could do that, AA. POWER!

  113. Update? Plz?

  114. Beckett Simpleton October 5th, 2010 at 5:31 pm 114

    Ugh! Busy! But soon! I shall! Swear! (not, I shall not swear, I swear to update soon)

  115. Yay! *hugs Beckett*


  116. Arturus Fowl October 7th, 2010 at 1:55 am 116

    Have you tried asking people permission to use charecters that they made up for their fanfiction stories? It would be interesting to see how artemis would react to some of the children and friends of his i’ve seen in a few fan fiction stories, including my own Arturus Fowl.

  117. Beckett Simpleton October 7th, 2010 at 5:15 pm 117

    Hmmm. No. Good idea though. Serious or punchy? I’ll think of it, but I have three chapter fics going on right now and the last time I tried to juggle mor ethan that, I ended up deleting most of them at the half way point. That could be interesting…

    I love hugs too! *Hugs Emily* We’re having a hog fest at our school at the moment. Everyone keeps hugging everyone πŸ™‚

  118. Yay! *Hugs back*

    Yeah, anyhow, I know you didn’t ask my opinion for it but still…

    I think Arturus’s idea is a really good one. I mean. Like I have a friend who made up this Harry Potter roleplay fanfic, and we have an Asian Hermione, Harry looks basically the same, and Ron is a female were-cat (Her name is Valerie.)

    I guess you should have the characters behave like they actually would. Punchy would kinda ruin the effect…

    BTW, have you considered putting the Dursleys in yet?

  119. Beckett Simpleton October 16th, 2010 at 10:39 am 119

    no, i haven’t. that could be interesting…

  120. It’s been forever since you updated…UPDATE!!! NOW!!!!

  121. Beckett Simpleton October 31st, 2010 at 12:00 pm 121

    sorry peeps πŸ™ i’ve got three and a half stories (besides this) but i will try to update later todat.


  122. Top tens?!?! The day I get there is the day I die. Or after that. I’m simply not good enough.


  123. I wish i even had a shot at the top tens.
    UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE! Pleeeeeeese? For me?

  124. Beckett Simpleton November 11th, 2010 at 7:10 pm 124

    okies πŸ™‚

  125. Your grammar and punctuation are getting off… And the update was short… But no matter!

  126. Beckett Simpleton November 12th, 2010 at 4:20 pm 126

    Sorry about that, but I couldn’t deny that this was in a serious state of neglect, so I quickly updated it shamelessly, neglecting to spell check. Also, Edward is way OOC πŸ™

  127. …I thought you said it was a proper update…kinda short but I’m hoping you’ll get into the Top tens anyway so here’s hoping…btw which story will you be knocking off?

  128. Beckett Simpleton November 12th, 2010 at 10:42 pm 128

    Artemis Fowl and the world of snow whih i have never read and will have to read

  129. Ohhh,update! I

  130. I hereby make the one hundred thirty first comment! Technically, you’re tied with the world of snow now, so you actually need one more. Good, good, but i want an update!!

  131. Sorry ’bout that. I like it. YAY! Welcome to the top 10s!

  132. Beckett Simpleton November 13th, 2010 at 12:44 pm 132

    Next update will be in that foggy place that is just after ‘the forseeable future’ and um… yippie i’m in the TTs!

  133. *very formally* Welcome, oh Becket’cha Sympulltin. I ferverently hope you enjoy your WUHrthwhile stay at the Toop Tyans.

    Now, without the crazy spelling


    Haha, diary room!! HAHAHAHHAH. HA! Ha.

  134. Beckett Simpleton November 16th, 2010 at 8:16 pm 134

    Okay… You’re right about crazy spelling… I’m gonna go update cloud nine because even thoguh it has 38 chapters, it’s in need of an update πŸ™‚

  135. Oooooooooo!! I liked it verrrry much! Update update update!!
    And a happy Thanksgiving!

  136. You know, I have no idea what was running through my mind when I typed that. No idea…

    Since you said you weren’t updating because of Cloud Nine, I have been searching fervently for it, and failed. Where is it!??!?! Can I get a link or something?

    On another topic, you better stop updating Cloud Nine and start doing THIS! I need MORE. And actually, I wouldn’t mind if you kicked me out if that helps the flow of the story.

  137. Beckett Simpleton December 18th, 2010 at 7:40 pm 137

    lol sorry about a lack of update but was banned from the com for a week so…

    If you go on FF.Net and user search Beckett Simpleton, I’m the only one. Ten stories, all up there. It will be there. Plus, if your thinking about hanging around FF.Net, there’s some seriously good stuff that I’ve dug up and it’s in my faves.

  138. myles smarty-pants January 2nd, 2011 at 8:06 pm 138

    update please! Oh see you wednesday

  139. OOpDaT! Er… never mind. I was just rereading that, and it is SO like me to ‘hmm’ over something like that. Nice job, and write on. (in other words update. I need something to read because the world is out of good books.)

  140. Beckett Simpleton January 14th, 2011 at 10:01 pm 140

    Try ‘the enimy’ by charlie higson. it’s scary! I’m juggling four other stories at the mo, so an update might be a while.

  141. Uppa Dayta.

    Yeah. It’s been a long time since I’ve read this. I need to read it more…this is hilarious…

  142. update peawse? youse have have notse updated thiseis firever youses sheuoldsie updatie or else mesa keepsa speackin like jarjar binksies

  143. Update! Please!!!!

  144. Has this been… no. It hasn’t. PLEASE updat. I beg you. *wilts*

  145. Please Update πŸ™‚

  146. Can u add me?

    Name: Cimerene
    Age: 14 This is not my real age
    Description: Down to my waist dirty blond hair with blue streaks, Blueish and sliverish eyes, long flowing silver dress, barefoot, pale white skin, flawless skin, perfect clean nails
    Personality: Dangerous, deathly, kind (to friends), sweet, considerate



  147. Will you PLEASE UPDATE!

    Update or face…
    my flying monkeys of awesomeness!

  148. 148= UPDATE!!!

  149. Beckett Simpleton July 23rd, 2012 at 10:34 am 149

    I am updating!WOOP! I love writing this!

  150. FINALLYYYYYY-*shot*
    Very nice! Glad you updated!
    And FMA happens to be a favorite anime of mine~

  151. Beckett Simpleton July 23rd, 2012 at 1:09 pm 151

    Hay, I’m still getting reviews for this? Woop!

    And that’s great to hear, I was kind of worrying about that, though more people had heard of the Wardstone Chronicles than I had anticipated…

  152. YOU UPDATED. *Bounces exitedly* I would be pleaased to remain in this fic…
    Now, go update again!

  153. thomas from the spooks series?

  154. alright arty!
    respect the Artemis Name.
    I REALLY like him.

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