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The Weird Shipper

Disclaimer to all my stories where I forget the disclaimer: I do not own Artemis Fowl. I do not own anything else I write about, unless I condridict this, and own an OC. I own my OC's, but you can steal them if you want. But, to the point, any copyright infrigenment, other than writing the stories, (which I already said I don't own), is unintended and apoligized for. My name is Alex. I doubt you care. I came here because I ran out of Holly/Root, Holly/Foaly and Artemis/MInerva fics on You can imagine my suprise when I come her, and everyone ships A/H. I am to, if not fix it, then to at least random-up the archives I am a /huge/ grammar freak. You will get a scathing review if your story is grammatically incorrect, has terrible spelling a severe lack of plot and OOCness. I may have to kill you. I'm really bad at writing long-term plots, mini plots yeah, sure, but multi-chaptered stories just aren't in my skill-radius. They'll mostly either be A) Song fics B) hilarious or C) Angsty.

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My Stories

  • Jezebel

    Summary: Title: Jezebel Pairing: A/H Status: Never complete Type: Series of one-shots, all centering on Ms. Jezebel Williams (AKA Holly Short) […]

    Written on 14th Jan 2010, by . 29 Reviews.

  • And They Will Call Me Pepe

    Summary: Title: And They Will Call Me Pepe Pairing: Non. Beckett and Juliet happen to coexist, though Status: Complete Type: One-shot […]

    Written on 19th Dec 2009, by . 19 Reviews.

  • Her Hair

    Summary: Title: Her Hair Pairing: Lili/Opal Status: Complete Type: One-shot, 2nd POV Warnings: One swear word, but not too bad of […]

    Written on 11th Dec 2009, by . 16 Reviews.

  • A Painful Mall Day

    Summary: Title: A Painful Mall Day Pairing: TWS/Opal Status: In-Progress Type: Many-Shot Warnings: Suggestiveity galore, and minor swearing. A/N: I ask- […]

    Written on 27th Nov 2009, by . 55 Reviews.

  • Pacing

    Summary: Title: Pacing Pairing: A/H (I’m doing a lot of those lately . . .) Status: Complete Type: One-shot Warnings: Nada. […]

    Written on 16th Nov 2009, by . 6 Reviews.

  • Catch Me

    Summary: Title: Catch Me Pairing: Holly/Artemis Warnings: None, reallly. 1 swear. Status: Complete Type: One-shot A/N: I’ve had bad writer’s block. […]

    Written on 15th Nov 2009, by . 13 Reviews.

  • Plaster

    Summary: Title: Plaster Pairing(s): Holly/Butler, Artemis/Holly Warnings: None A/N: I don’t own it, it’s a one shot and it’s complete. The […]

    Written on 4th Nov 2009, by . 16 Reviews.

  • Falling Down

    Summary: Title: Falling Down Pairing: Opal/Opal Status: Complete Type: One-Shot Disclaimer: I don’t own it Warnings: Meh. Just rating it “T”. […]

    Written on 2nd Nov 2009, by . 14 Reviews.

  • No Youth?

    Summary: Pretty much just short and random. no pairing, no meaning, no nothing but silly words. Have fun reading- I feel […]

    Written on 23rd Oct 2009, by . 7 Reviews.

  • Smashing

    Summary: Title: Smashing Pairing: No official, but there’s a few you could assume. Type: One-Shot Status: Complete Disclaimer: My fic, not […]

    Written on 22nd Oct 2009, by . 10 Reviews.