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The Weird Shipper

Disclaimer to all my stories where I forget the disclaimer: I do not own Artemis Fowl. I do not own anything else I write about, unless I condridict this, and own an OC. I own my OC's, but you can steal them if you want. But, to the point, any copyright infrigenment, other than writing the stories, (which I already said I don't own), is unintended and apoligized for. My name is Alex. I doubt you care. I came here because I ran out of Holly/Root, Holly/Foaly and Artemis/MInerva fics on You can imagine my suprise when I come her, and everyone ships A/H. I am to, if not fix it, then to at least random-up the archives I am a /huge/ grammar freak. You will get a scathing review if your story is grammatically incorrect, has terrible spelling a severe lack of plot and OOCness. I may have to kill you. I'm really bad at writing long-term plots, mini plots yeah, sure, but multi-chaptered stories just aren't in my skill-radius. They'll mostly either be A) Song fics B) hilarious or C) Angsty.

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My Stories

  • Lawn Chairs at Noon

    Summary: I’ve been back on this site for about an hour, and you’ve already got me hooked. I hate you all […]

    Written on 22nd Apr 2011, by . 9 Reviews.

  • Once Upon A Time

    Summary: I own the fic, but not the story it’s based on. Please guess the pairing.     Once upon a time, […]

    Written on 6th Jun 2010, by . 11 Reviews.

  • Playing

    Summary: Title: Playing Pairing: Obsession!Opal/Artemis Status: Complete Type: Two-shot Warnings: Creepy and a weird, abrupt ending. Disclaimer: I don’t own Artemis […]

    Written on 23rd May 2010, by . 20 Reviews.

  • Staying

    Summary: Title: Staying Pairing: Artemis/Minerva. they need a name-smoosh. I like Artenerva Status: Complete Type: One-shot Warnings: Kinda depressing. Then all […]

    Written on 17th May 2010, by . 18 Reviews.

  • I’m Leaving

    Summary: … … … GOTCHA!!! 🙂   Okay, I also have a point. Kinda. I was just making a new chapter […]

    Written on 30th Mar 2010, by . 22 Reviews.

  • Tears

    Summary: Hey, sorry about the cruddy post before. Still a tear jerker, though 😉   He should have known.  It happened […]

    Written on 26th Mar 2010, by . 9 Reviews.

  • Updating

    Summary: Guess what . . .  IT’S THE APOCALYPSE!   And, by “apocalypse”, I mean I updated Jezebel, There, Right There! […]

    Written on 9th Mar 2010, by . 18 Reviews.

  • Why?

    Summary: Title: Why? Pairing: Angeline/Artemis; Mistress/Artemis Status: Complete Type: One-shot Warnings: Goo-ily lovey-dovey. Sexual reference. Disclaimer: I don’t own AF A/N: […]

    Written on 6th Mar 2010, by . 15 Reviews.

  • There, Right There!

    Summary: TWS: Elle SEABLUE: Callahan YOSHI: Brooke and Judge CC: Enid ALLY KAT: Warner K12: Vivian ARTIFICIAL ASIAN: Emmett MIKOS: Artemis […]

    Written on 12th Feb 2010, by . 44 Reviews.

  • The Map

    Summary: I’m sorry if you think this is a bit childish/OOC for Juliet, but I always pictured her as a big […]

    Written on 23rd Jan 2010, by . 11 Reviews.