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Hello! My name is Salali, and I go by Raisins-and-Kleenex on I also have an account on AFC, so if any of you are from there, HI! About myself... well, throughout my entire fifth-grade year I balanced a trapper on my head as I walked to class every day. And in seventh grade I managed to read a book during most of the passing periods, and I never hit anything. Well, I hit a pole once, but it was aiming for me! I like reading, watching old tv shows, and knitting (it's not just for old people!). Star Trek rules all, and band geeks shall inherit the earth. A man said to the universe, "Sir, I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation."

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My Stories

  • Life Of A Teenage Heiress

    Summary: It's been three months since Diana discovered the identity of her birth parents, and she's come to loathe life and Fowl Manor. With parents who shop for her and who can't believe she got a B in Literature, life's not exactly great. But can a little bit of bad luck from a former life turn the new life around? Sequel to "Daughter of a Legend", so read that first. R&R, and I will accept any flame you care to throw at me (except if you tell me my mother was a hamster and my father stank of elderberries. That I will not tolerate)

    Written on 25th Jul 2008, by . 11 Reviews.

  • Goodbye

    Summary: "Get up, Arty, it's time to dance!" "I know, Father." Artemis attends a ball with Minerva, but he can't stop thinking of Angeline, the mother who was everything to him...

    Written on 6th Jun 2008, by . 10 Reviews.

  • Enemy of Old

    Summary: When Artemis and Minerva are kidnapped, and Butler and Juliet are gone, it's up to Diana Fowl, Holly Short, and Anteros McKenna to save him. But will two teenage girls and a fairy cop be enough to stop two old enemies bent on revenge? The sequel to "Daughter of a Legend" is finally here!

    Written on 1st Feb 2008, by . 16 Reviews.

  • 100 Years

    Summary: It's an A/H songfic (sort of) to the song "100 Years" by Five for Fighting. I changed the lyrics a little to make it work. It's an A/H fic to make up for any A/M fics I have previously written. I am trying to alleviate my sins here.

    Written on 18th Jan 2008, by . 15 Reviews.

  • The Daughter of a Legend

    Summary: Yes, it's yet another story about Artemis' daughter. She was adopted out when she was born for her safety. Billionaire genii have enimies, and a young child would be perfect for ransom material. It was for her own safety, really. Please, constructive criticism is very helpful. Chapter 5 is more innapropriate than the others, but otherwise it's pretty G-rated.

    Written on 17th Jan 2008, by . 29 Reviews.

  • The Fisherman’s Tale

    Summary: This is the very end of TLC from the fisherman's point of view. Arty has a briiiiiiief appearance in it, though he isn't really named.

    Written on 16th Jan 2008, by . 23 Reviews.

  • Merry Christmas

    Summary: I'd like to enter this one into the Holiday contest. I really don't think I'm going to win (this is my first fanfiction), but I just thought it would be fun to try. Sorry for the Artemis/Minerva ship, I don't like it any more than you do. It just fit the short better. I have now updated! Well, edited is more like it. Once I got going, it became really evident how much editing was really needed. Please edit more! And tell me that you like my story, I'm really vain. *tee hee*

    Written on 20th Dec 2007, by . 22 Reviews.