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Writing is my passion, seconded only to piano. And food. I adore food. I am very clumsy, so clumsy it deserves to be capitalized. Artemis Fowl is a wonderfully clever series, and is in my top ten list, so that's why I've added myself to this site.

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  • A Сфмpâ„“Ñ”x CÑ„nunđяuм Update

    Summary: After forever, right? I’m so happy it’s rated 5 out of 5 stars…I can’t believe people actually like it…it’s actually […]

    Written on 12th Nov 2010, by . 2 Reviews.

  • Spinning Dance Update (Pairings of Your Choice)

    Summary: Next chapter up of Spinning Dances! I’ll get to all of your pairings, don’t worry! Just review with a theme […]

    Written on 4th Oct 2010, by . 4 Reviews.

  • Spinning Dances

    Summary: They all whirl and spin around the other, chancing holding hands, and then breaking the dance...Romantic one-shots, pairings chosen by the reviewer!

    Written on 3rd Oct 2010, by . 19 Reviews.

  • Certificates of Humanity

    Summary: There was one Certificate that he would read to himself alone, secluded, and sometimes let a little of his humanity show through.

    Written on 29th Sep 2010, by . 8 Reviews.

  • βГοΚεŋ

    Summary: Title: Broken. This is a cruel joke, to put Artemis Fowl in the cell next to mine.

    Written on 22nd Sep 2010, by . 24 Reviews.

  • Quintessence 空

    Summary: The Five Elements Challenge. Air 气, Fire 火, Earth 地, Water 水, Quintessence 空. His home was burning around him...The smoke was everywhere, but that was manageable, because Artemis didn't need to breathe at this point; he just needed the twins out.

    Written on 19th Jul 2010, by . 25 Reviews.

  • A Complex Conundrum

    Summary: The three great loves of Artemis' life: prison, lollipops, and psychologists. He has two out of the three at the moment.

    Written on 23rd May 2010, by . 25 Reviews.