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Hello! My real name is Dave and I'm only 8 years old. I am a real life falcon named Falcon and I am typing this with my talons. I love you. Wow. Do you have any idea how long it's been since I've updated my profile? Rereading this, and I... I've been such a noob ;-; Well anywhat. My name is Falcon. Often misspelled Failcon. If you do this on purpose, I'll... I'll... I'll whine and complain and pretend to be angry. I'm a female (another all-too-common mistake right there :/ ) and I've told people my age is anywhere fron 12 to 16. Right now, I'm saying seven. Suck it. So... I like birdies :3. My budgie, Skibble, is my pride and joy. I am a huge fan of Ray Bradbury's works, and "Old Possum's book of Practical Cats". I could probably recite the entire Cats! musical if you wanted me to. Now to my mythical superpower traits! YAAAA- So, (In theory) I have a nice black leather cloak that I wear all the time, and my Perigine falcon, Glory. Or Wings of Fury. Depending on wether you're talking to my 12-year-old or 16-year-old self. I also turn into an Aplomondo falcon. Because I'm just that awesome. APLOMONDOS ROCK! -:#

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  • Jingle Bells- From the Fowl Company

    Summary: This is the Fowl e-card, sent out to friends and family on Christmas Eve. The origional email included a video of […]

    Written on 30th Dec 2010, by . 12 Reviews.

  • Going Cold

    Summary: Please, R&R! And tell me, should I add more of a story to this in my spare time?  Holly  When people […]

    Written on 5th Oct 2010, by . 7 Reviews.

  • A Complex Tale

    Summary: Phase 1: Paranoid “WHO was in my room?!”Artemis roared. Butler was concerned; it was not like his employer to lose […]

    Written on 28th Sep 2010, by . 21 Reviews.

  • Artemis Fowl and the Council of Liars

    Summary: Part One: We are not normal girls. We are not normal anythings. -Falcon Down a road that is almost never […]

    Written on 18th Aug 2010, by . 41 Reviews.

  • Of the Atlantis Complex:

    Summary: This is obviously a spoiler. This also happens to be my first poem for this site. I’m sorry if I […]

    Written on 13th Aug 2010, by . 15 Reviews.

  • Shattered

    Summary: Memories. All around me. Surrounding me, clawing at me. ‘You will die long before I do’, she said. ‘My life […]

    Written on 4th Aug 2010, by . 8 Reviews.

  • Nevar

    Summary: ‘Somewhere over the rainbow’ never has done it justice, and likely never will. Neither will ‘second star to the right’, or […]

    Written on 5th Jul 2010, by . 25 Reviews.

  • Ravenheart

    Summary: Artemis Fowl; age ten  If you were an animal, describe what you would be and why. Simple homework. Very childish. […]

    Written on 25th Jun 2010, by . 11 Reviews.

  • The Foil Hat Thing (Foaly’s Worst Nightmare)

    Summary: Foaly is trying to sell tin foil hats.     “You don’t go around selling foil hats. I mean, you just don’t […]

    Written on 1st May 2010, by . 11 Reviews.