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Summary: Mud Men have discovered Haven! What will happen? Lame summary, I know, just read the fic. CHAPTER 10 ADDED!

Chapters: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

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It’s here!

“Holly, we just passed them,” Artemis noticed.

“No, they are coming up.”

“Stop the car before I pull a Reyna,” commanded Artemis.

“Pull a Reyna? Since when did you say things like that?” Holly asked.

“Then stop the car before I jump out the window. I’ve been spending to much time around you and Juliet,” Artemis muttered.

The car suddenly stopped.

“To much time around us?” Holly asked incredulously.

“I’m sorry Holly. This is madness,” he said as he took off running.

“Stupid mud-boy,” Holly muttered. “Even though he is a juvenile genius.”

Artemis was walking, no sprinting. The great Artemis Fowl II was sprinting for the first time. Reyna, the elf, and the thing were in sight.

Suddenly, he fell on his face.


He woke up with a girl with red hair, an eye like his, and a hazel eye.

“You’ve been unconscious for an hour, Arty,” Holly said.

“We have to get moving. The thing is trying to attack Reyna!” he shouted.

“No more running for you, we’re flying,” Holly said, grabbing Artemis and activating her wings.

When they got there, the thing screamed. “My precious! You dare wear my precious!”

“You call that a thing?” Holly asked Artemis. “It’s Gollum.”


“You’ve never seen the Hobbit or Lord of the Rings? Or read the books?” Holly asked.

Artemis shook his head. “Reyna is in trouble.”

Reyna glanced down. “It’s a fake.”

Holly glanced at Artemis. “That’s not going to help her.”

“NO!” Gollum screamed.

Reyna hoisted the Neutrino up an fired. It hit him squarely in the chest. Reyna let down her guard for a second. Of course, it was in the second that Gollum got up.

“REYNA!” Artemis screamed as Gollum jumped on her back.


Huh, she wondered. Someone called my name.

Suddenly, there was something heavy on her back.

“Get off me you little-”

Gollum clawed in her back. “Give it to me, GIVE IT!”

“Ow, ow, OW!” Reyna shouted. I can’t take this much longer, she thought.

Then, the elf that she jumped out a window to save woke up.

“‘Bout time, sleepy head,” she said while Gollum bit her finger.


“NO!!!” Artemis screamed. This couldn’t be happening. Since Holly refuesed to stop, Reyna would probably die.

Artemis charged forward with a new found strength. “Reyna, I’m coming!”


Reyna couldn’t see. Or hear. Or smell. Not even taste. What’s happening? Reyna wondered, freaking out. In the Return of the King, this didn’t happen to Frodo.

Reyna moved her arm, the one tht didn’t have Gollum biting it. She brought it to her hand, the hand with Gollum on it.

She lept back in pain.

There was two sets of hands on her, not Gollum’s, human and elf.


Artemis went up to Zane.

“We have to do something, she saved me from Simon,” Zane said.

“Yes, but not for the reason you think,” Artemis agreed. Together, they put their hands on her.

“Now, I need to take her to the LEP,” Zane instructed.

“You mean with Holly?”

“No, I work there,” the elf said, and Artemis found himself wondering why he never asumes the obvious.

Sorry about how long it took. My life has been, school, books, annoying siblings, school, school, and school. Hopefully I can update again one the following weekend. Until then, ThunderSpirit.

Chapters: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

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21 responses to “UoM.” Join in!

  1. Nice try for a first fic. It’s really good, but still too early to say anything I guess. Please update soon,I’ll keep an eye open!

  2. Thanks Shaadia. I’ll update soon.
    Just added chapter 3!

  3. nice!!

    Inturupts comment: thanks Shaadia but to be honest, I think that I could have done better. Thanks again, reviews make me happy, me being happy means updates faster, to you being happy. It’s a cycle. ~Thunder

  4. The lord of the rings !!!!

    My precious

    Nice job Thunder

    Thanks, you got the series

  5. another case of atlantis complex! what’s his alter ego honna be like? please i must know!

  6. When is Ch 5 coming out, I want to see Zane’s alter ego

  7. Actually, it pops up under the Recently Updated bar whenever you update. Otherwise, no one would know.
    Ok, thanks!

  8. hi thunder!!
    i was wondering if you could add me to your truth or dare. the comment section doesn’t load on my kindle.
    oh and i have a solution. i do it all the time.
    in your summary, write
    in capital letters and there’s no missing it. or better yet, add it with capital letters in your title.

  9. THANK YOU! And I’ll add you in the next update.

  10. heehee…Gollum. now i like him!!
    Gollum is awesome, isn’t he? At least in my opinion.

  11. nice simon haha
    I think we both know why I put that name. Thanks! ~Thunder

  12. Gollum is so awesome…and funny! I always laughed my head off when he yelled “My precious!” in the LotR movies and books. It’s just so hilarious. I can’t wait to see more! Update soon!
    PS-Did you notice, I’m so weird my fav HP character is Dobby. And in LotR it’s Sméagol. And in AF it’s Mulch. heehee.

  13. I love Sméagol or Gollum. I don’t care which name you use. I’ll update when I get back, I’m going to an amusement park! Should I put this also under ‘funny’ then? I also love Dobby but in AF my favorite is Opal or Foaly. Thanks!

  14. Nice job Simon and gollum


    He’s pretty awesome.

  16. shaadiaTheWeird November 21st, 2013 at 11:16 am 16

    cool, i like the twist!

  17. Cool, an update! Hey, what’s with all the codes?? heehee.
    You’ll see. *smiles evilly and laughs like a maniac* No really. You will. Probably soon.

  18. Wats with the codes ??? And that was a total twist to the story

    They are important. Very important.

  19. I think that Renya should be spending her time trying to heal and not playing dramatic music. BTW awesome story try to make Foaly explode the worsfer while drinking coffe I love to see him mad at the world. It’s so funny :).

    I just thought it was funny. Thanks for the idea.

  20. Oh come on, please make a bad guy die. Pretty please?
    And the story’s progressing great. Just quit the cliffhanger thing. It makes things so much harder to predict. Well, that’s a good thing but…
    Oh slap me. I’m insane. Heehee.

    Maybe I will, maybe I won’t. Thanks! I’m glad it’s not easy to predict. I’m not slapping you! Cliffhangers on some chapters then if it is really annoying.

  21. Lili is a total bimbo. I can see why Holly hates her.

    Speaking of which, what happened to Holly?!
    Just wondering. Anyway, another well written chappie. Good work!

    Holly is coming next chapter. I didn’t want to put to much stuff in. Thanks!

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