Artemis the transexual

Summary: 9 months later Artemis was rocking Jack and Holly, Karren. Artemis had had twins a girl and a boy then […]

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9 months later

Artemis was rocking Jack and Holly, Karren. Artemis had had twins a girl and a boy then he got changed back into a male. Artemis had invited Holly over to help with the twins.

“Holly? Can you take Jack for a minute I just need to go torture the prisoner.” Artemis asked Holly.

“Of course not Artemis, I mean you have nothing better to do.” Holly replied with a slight sneer in her voice.

The dungeons

“Artemis…’t…take….i…” Butler started to say but fainted. Artemis splashes water over Butlers face and replies, “Oh, but Butler I thought that was the deal you get tortured and you get to live or I get the pleasure of killing you?”

“I know artemis but please no more today just a little break I feel like I have just lost Juliette all over again.” Butler said with sincerity in his voice.

What happend to Juliette Butler

“Attendre jusqu’à Miss, j’ai juste besoin d’obtenir mon fusil, je l’ai laissé dans la maison.” Juliette called over to her charge Miss. Olivier Sara Bonette. It translates to ‘Wait up Miss, I left my gun in the house.’
“O.K. Je vais vous laisser vous obtenez des armes à feu, mais la prochaine fois d’être mieux préparé.” Wich roughly translates to ‘O.K. I will let you get your gun but next time be more prepared.’

“Oui, Madame la Bonette.” Juliette replied as she walked into the house she heard three gun shots. She ran upstairs got her sniper went to the nearest window and found that her charge had been shot three times the leg, arm and head. She realised that the shooter was not an assasin and that it was most likely the footman. Suddenly although the world were on her side she saw the footman running with a gun in hand she took aim and shot. but there were to shots. One from behind her and one from her own gun. Juliette Butler had been shot in the back of the head by a silent assasin.

Chapters: 1 2 3 4

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  1. Wow. That was… strange. 😀 Not in a bad way, of course. Thank you for putting the warning by the way. Although I DO ignore those. YeY twelve-year-olds! XD But seriously. I usually don’t…read… boy/boy stuff. But as far as that… stuff… goes, NoT BaD! 😀



    Can you, eh… look at sentence structure, please? It’s very erratic. You have a run-on sentence, a few quote grammar mistakes, and some missing commas in the space of five paragraphs. It’s hard to read. That’s not to say that it’s bad. I actually found parts of it very entertaining. But if you would clean up the grammar, punctuation, and caps, it would be so much better. It looks very unprofessional as is.

  3. Hermione Fowl May 1st, 2010 at 3:16 am 3

    I ignore the warninngs too. That was really random. I laughed for ages!! =)=)=)

  4. Ohansahyosheli May 2nd, 2010 at 1:19 am 4

    I LOVE THIS!!! Plotless and strange, but seriously, continue or fear my wrath! (Oops, stole HF’s line…)

  5. Eh, random. It was okay, I suppose, but plotless. Yes, I agree, Ohan.

    So, you should continue. Not making much sense, am I? Ah. but then I DO have a fever…

    Okay. Update. The end.

  6. Huh…Why did you get that sex change, Artemis? And who got you pregn-

    Actually, just kidding, I really don’t want to know.

    Sort of crazy and pointless, but very entertaining.

  7. Beckett Simpleton May 2nd, 2010 at 10:56 am 7

    *Shudders* urrgh. *Vomits*

  8. Ooooooooo…..kay? 8)

    Why would Artemis get a gender change? The most he could be is bi, what with having feelings for more than one female. Although the idea of Artemis the teenage girl is entertaining… *evil chuckle*

    ….another Artler fic. I get the woooooorst images from those. 😯

    Imagine what Minerva said. 😉

    Still, funny. Loud title when you’re in possible munchkin-land, but hilarious all the same. *chides Artemis Senior for his language in a manner reminiscent of a nanny*


  9. um…wow. I’m still recoiling from shock. That was pretty funny although I agree with Artificial Asian, the ALL CAPS is quite irritating. I love Artemis’ full name lol :Artemis John Joshua Theodor Charles KINKY Fowl. Oh my days… so funny

  10. iwa the Chris Tormentor May 4th, 2010 at 11:04 pm 10


  11. OH.MY.#*@$!
    *runs for bathroom&barfs*

  12. lepofficer May 7th, 2010 at 3:53 pm 12

    your wrong and very strange. i liked it but why the HELL would he be PREGNATE with BUTLER! it is sooooooooooooo wrong! and gross. just plain random

  13. Beckett Simpleton May 7th, 2010 at 8:28 pm 13

    I have to say, no matter how rude it is; I rase my hand in agreement to lepofficer 🙁

  14. Personally, I can’t picture Arty waving something he peed on in Butler’s face :/


    I also have to agree that Artemis John Joshua Theodore Charles Kinky Fowl is the BEST middle name attempt, and ever shall be. I’m proud of you.


  15. My comment got cut in half 🙁 Here’s the rest:

    Othewrwise, though, I like this. It’s very interesting, and I like how you used this plot with involving MPreg (a petpeeve and slight fear of mine). It’s very interesting, but you should definately check up on and banish your OOCness to the Land of BONE-MARROW-SUCKERS, whom I pay in victum’s bone marrow to suck things for me. If you continue with the OOCness, the BONE-MARROW-SUCKERS WILL come for you while you sleep. Mmmkay?

  16. lep officer May 8th, 2010 at 5:47 am 16

    i am 11 and wasup all night cause of u! disturbing…

  17. lep officer May 8th, 2010 at 4:46 pm 17

    could u pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeee not write it like that very funny back my stomach was churning and i literly barfed all over me and my carpet. mum was NOT happy and said that i shouldnt read these things. im ingnoring her still cause im reading it again! u owe me a knew carpet! i stinks like barf!

  18. myles smarty-pants May 9th, 2010 at 3:28 pm 18

    there’s a reason the age warning is there lep officer it’s because you will puke and stuff (you need Sex Ed lessons to not puke at this story 👿 😈

  19. Beckett Simpleton May 9th, 2010 at 7:56 pm 19

    *shudders again* oMg those were the worst science lessons of my life… *withers and dies*

  20. oh dear lord i have now just recovered from a ridiculous amount of deja vu from previous sex ed lessons especially the ones about…*trails off* best not to think about that actually. Might be sick.

  21. myles smarty-pants May 16th, 2010 at 4:04 pm 21

    i feel sorry for you i have only had the one set of lessons ’cause i’m in year 7 but sill… you poor, poor child.

    Oh and what the hell did you mean ShortRebel by ‘And who got you pregn-‘?

  22. Whoa. i dont really mind it but are you going to say why they have a prisoner?

  23. *vomits* Eh, sorry. I usually have a fairly strong stomach.

    Erm, this was… interesting. A few mistakes, though, but overall pretty good. 🙂


  24. Your only in year 7. Man I feel bad for you. You’re still going to have to endure so much more…I mean a lot more. Well, I suppose it’s more to do with the school you’re at, but…you know what, don’t even think about it.

  25. myles smarty-pants May 22nd, 2010 at 1:24 pm 25

    i try not to but after the science lessons it’s hard not to….*almost pukes at the thought of what teacher was implying*

  26. well…er…a bigger warning might’ve prepared me for that…interesting use of language. When I mean bigger I mean much MUCH MUCH BIGGER.

    There are major grammar, spelling and punctuation mistakes. Please could you edit them. Proof-reading never hurt anybody either.

    There are dribs and drabs of the story that would’ve had a lot of potential if you hadn’t used such coarse language. Bits where Holly is running for her life is good and has potential for greatness.

    By the way, if you are a year 7 i.e. your roughly 12 years old, what are you doing writing something that should only be read by someone who is over 18?? Just curious…

  27. Lots of cussing…. LOTS….

  28. myles smarty-pants June 12th, 2010 at 12:55 am 28

    i am writing stories like this beause i have knowledge above my year (not trying to sound like a big head)plus i have a ‘contact’ i.e. somebody who is alot older than me and alot more obvious in the talking of explaining it.

  29. What…..The……Hell? Ok, change the story, work on the plot a little.

  30. Beckett Simpleton June 16th, 2010 at 7:18 am 30

    I shouldn’t have come on here so early in the morning. You know, Artyrox has a point there. AND WHY DO YOU HAVE TO TAINT MY COMPUTER BY TYPING IT ON IT!? *sighs* this story makes me think of the sick side of Bedtime Stories. *whipes keys with disenfectant* wouldn’t want to catch the over 18 desiese now…? oh I found a pretty disgusting m rating on FFNet. I’m never reading m ratings again. Ever. 😯

  31. Omg, I have a very very strong stomach and all. You changed that. I usually ignore the warnings…very NOT wise of me. It was funny but weird. I don’t like this Artemis. I want my Arty back! Well, even though this story is gross, It’s sorta interesting. I am so scared right now. *Shudders* Indeed, what would Minerva say. *Tsk tsk tsk* :s Excuse me, I must go puke. You have no idea what sort of weird images this story put into my innocent twelve year old head. *Shudders* Good job though, you certainly have, a … very interesting ideas and ….um….you know how to keep your audience at attention. *Shudders*

  32. Wowthatsgenius July 16th, 2010 at 10:59 pm 32

    bwahhhh! im all for gay rights but… butler? and… ARTEMIS?

  33. Ohansahyosheli July 17th, 2010 at 1:45 am 33

    There’s a user called ButlerxArtemis. Watch out you won’t offend her.

  34. There’s a user called ButlerxArtemis?…….!? wait are you talking about my name or another person?

  35. Oh Frond. Oh my goodness. Oh my #&%@#, to put it mildly. Some parts were absolutely hilarious (mostly – no, all – in the first chapter). The rest was totally obscene, utterly random, and completely…*shudders*. I’ll give you credit for originality and Most Swears In One Paragraph that I’ve seen in a while (not really good). I agree with some other ppl here, put up an even stronger warning next time.

  36. I would just like to say one thing.

    Things like this do not make you more mature. Using language like the words in here so frequently, using sexual themes so often and so flippantly- things like that do not display maturity. Quite the contrary, actually. It takes a certain level of maturity to use obscenities artfully (and yes, it is possible). Language like that so heavily concentrated into the overall story just makes it unpleasant to read – not because of the plot and the words used, but because of the disregard shown for the language. Because really, it is a disregard.

    If you go back and look over what you’ve written, take out about 98% of the profanity, and rewrite it – actually put some time into your word choice instead of just writing whatever comes to mind – and come out with something you would be proud to call your work, it will be worth it. This is not a bad story. The manner in which it was written is disappointing, because I know you could do better.

    And by the way, the correct term is not transvestite. That is a term for a crossdresser. The term you are looking for is transexual.

  37. myles smarty-pants January 2nd, 2011 at 8:24 pm 37

    thank you for the clarification in that, but please, I am fine calling this my work and I do think about what I write, I know that swearing and sexual thmes do not make me more mature, I am twelve and just have a really dirty mind thanks to a 13-15 year olds desicion that at the age of 10 I am old enough to learn sex ed.

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