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its a minerva plushie. Hey i have a question why do alot of you guys hate minerva?

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Alias   [May 25, 2009 at 05:11 PM]
Jealusy Surprised Surprised Oh god you guys are goin to kill me
Silvermist   [Jun 05, 2009 at 02:33 PM]
What jelosy
crazychick   [Jul 04, 2009 at 09:39 AM]
i think minerva is awesome. shes not self centered! shes just like arty. a jerk in the beggining. a 12 year old with a long road ahead and plenty 2 learn before the end. Idea
*_Holly*_*Short_*   [Sep 10, 2009 at 01:43 PM]
cc you bum!!! you're one of my friends on this site and now you've gone all "minervas awesome" on me!!! i shall have to subject you to extreme torture of some form...I KNOW!!! Twisted Evil ~jams i-pod headphones in cc's ears and duct tapes them there, then starts playing hannah montana and jonas brothers~ MOOHAHA!!! now, my rant on reasons to hate minerva...(and those who have read my comments know that i give extremely long rants that only sometimes make sense to people other than me...)
lalalaaaa... Shocked they're still here... Embarrassed hah, a heh heh...uuhhhh...~shifty eyes~ okay. numero uno.
she's supposed to be a genius, yet she performs acts of extreme stupidity on a regular basis that usually end up in someone almost getting killed. think back to the fifth book and count.
TOO.~holds up three fingers~ MARY-SUE. she's blonde, she's "pretty"~speaks in whiny mocking voice while sayng "pretty"~ has blue eyes, curly hair, she's french, she's a enius, she's rich, a loving daddy who will do anything for his "little girl" she's bossy, and she's annoying. wait, bossy and annoying are two different reasons... make them numbers 3 and fore, plz. (note that mah bad gramer iz intencheeohnal.)
fyve: she's power hungry. eveyone hates a power hungry brat.
sicks. she's full of herself. while arty is too, he manages to pull it off in a dark, mysterious way, which makes him cool. he deserves to be full of himself.~makes a thumbs up sign at the computer screen~
sehvun...every series needs a character or to to absolutely hate. in the case of artemis fowl, opal, minerva and grub (in that order) are the easiest to hate. so we hate tem.
ate:that's how we roll. we feel like hating her, SO WE HATE HER, GOT IT?!?!?!

thank you fo' lisnen.
The Weird Shipper   [Sep 11, 2009 at 01:41 PM]
Yes, but if she's got oh-so-many problems, how is she a Sue? She's an idiot with a brain just built for alchemy. Said thing insues with utter screwedness.

And . . .um, I love Grub. And Opal. Not in that order, but I love them.

And, her father is about as power hungry as she is, if he's willing to let his "little girl" play with demons. He's got to be in it for the money.

Artemis isn't full of himself. He knows that calling himself a genius is a fact, and that's that. It doesn't mean he's full of himself. He just knows he's smart.
*_Holly*_*Short_*   [Sep 12, 2009 at 06:08 AM]
he IS full of himself to begin with. think about it; when someone has a respect issue as big as he did, it's because they're too full of themself to think of anyone as their equal. and that's exactly how they were portraying him at the start of TAI. but he's awesome so we love him anyway. Very Happy
and, minervas father is actually quietly protesting the whole idea the entire time. he just thinks that his daughter should get what she wants. but he's trying to get her to want something else, if that makes any sense.

about the sue thing? well, amend that to say "she looks like a sue." sue body, retardo-head brain. and for frond's sake, she was handed the time tunnel equations, and artemis figured them out all on his lonesome. he also figured out that the time tunnel was unravelling, and he still can figure it out. yet minerva thinks he is stealing her work. if she tracks him so well, why would she not know that? major "duh" moment on her part. Confused
~thinks about it, rushes off, and comes back with minerva~
Me: hey minerva?
Minerva: what? i'm in the middle of something very important here!
Me: what, fawning over your lost crush who you thought stole your work when it was really his?
Minerva: i...NO!
Me: really? then what's that? ~points to minervas mini-portable arty shrine~
Minerva: ~glares at Maddie~
Me:~rolls eyes~ and what's that ? ~points to minerva's holly-voodoo doll~
Minerva: *cough*
Me: you know what?
Minerva: what? and make it quick, you're wasting my time!
Me: This. ~sucker punches Minerva to the jaw~ hmm...
Holly: Maddie, what did you- oh gods...
Me: relax, i saved you. she had a voodooo doll of you in her bag and a instrutions booklet on how to kill people with it.
Holly: Shocked why...oh, no...ARTEMIS!!!
Artems: what?
Holly: she was trying to separate us again...permanently.
Artemis; ~spots the voodoo doll and kicks minerva as hard as he possibly can~ i will NEVER LOVE YOU, you complete idiot! i hate you with a burning fury!
Me: relax, she's unconcious.
Holly: um, how?
Me: she cracked her head when she fell. ~shrugs~
Artemis: good.~turns to walk away~
Me; ~grabs his arm~ wait, can you do something for me?
Artemis: what?
Me: sign this...~holds out piece of paper~
Artemis: sure! ~signs paper~
Holly and artemis: ~walk away~
Me: ~wads paper up and chucs it into cyberspace~ go get it, you freakish fangirls!!!
Ally Kat   [Sep 12, 2009 at 10:03 AM]
I'll only 'go get it' if it's signed by Trouble. Oh and if you get one signed by Trouble(*drools*)could you get these *holds out two more pieces of paper*signed by Grub do I can give one to TWS and the other to Kagome? Wait... I could just get them myself. *runs into Police Plaza guns blazin and runs into Trouble's office, where grub just so happens to be standing getting chewed out for another failed recon* AUTOGRAPH! NOW! BOTH OF YOU! *levles Sig Sauer*
Grub: *screams and runs behind his brother*
Trubsy: Real brave bro. What do you want?!
Me: Two autoraphs from you *poits to a cowering Grub* and one from you. *points to Trubsy*
Grub: Fine with me, as long as we don't get killed.
Me: *suddenly gets an idea* OMG! GET FOALY IN HERE, NOW!
Trubsy: *walks over and sticks head out of door very catiously* FOALY GET YOUR HORSEY BEHING IN HERE PRONTO!
Grub: *signs both pieces of paper* Can I go now?
Me: Sure. *watches as Grub runs off*
Foaly: *clops in here almost running over Grub* Yes Trouble...?
Me: SQEEEEEE!!!!! *hugs Foaly supertight*
Trubsy: *scrawls autograph and runs out* Your on your own donkey boy!
Foaly: What do you want?
Me: *screams like a fangirl* Adoptme!
(someone else can pick up fom here)
The Weird Shipper   [Sep 12, 2009 at 01:33 PM]
Me: *was following AK, because she was going to see Trouble, AND Grub* Holy crapmuffins . . . You found them.
AK: *too busy hugging Foaly to reply*
Me: *SQUEE!!!!* *hug attacks trouble and grub* I freaking LOVE you guys!!!
Grub: I know. I took down Butler.
Trouble: *can't breathe*
Me: *takes step back* *stares*
Brothers: What?
Me: Definatelky.
Trouble: WHAT?!
Me: You are as hot in the books as in real life.
Grub: *blushing*
Me: Now . . . TO OPAL!!!

~leaves cliff hanger for next person~
*_Holly*_*Short_*   [Sep 14, 2009 at 04:30 PM]
Me: OPAL I HATE YOU! ~shoots opal~
Me: here, i got this for you. ~hands her signed picture of opal~
TWS:*SQUEEEEE* ~grabs picture~
Me: lol, you are soooo obsessed.
TWS: YES I AM!!! ~hugs picture~
Me:~rolls eyes~ hey opal!
Opal: ~sparking~
Me: ~sigh~ FOALY! GET OVER HERE!!!
Foaly: what?
Me: mind-wipe her, nowish.
Foaly: ~points at TWS~ her?
Me:no, OPAL!
AK: ~trailing foaly~ daddy, why'd you leave?
AK: you will be...MUAHAHAHAHA!
Foaly: right. ~mindwipes opal~
Me: do you want her to kill us??!?!?!?
TWS: ...
Me: exactly. JULIE-KINS!!! ~screams at sky~
~stops for next person to continue~
(soz i am incapable of writing a short script-y thing~ ~blushes~)
The Weird Shipper   [Sep 14, 2009 at 07:44 PM]
(Eh, me too)

Me: . . . Baby?
Opal: *dreamily* Who? I am a full grown . . .?
Me: Pixie, hon! You're a pixie *going to cry*
Opal: Oh . . . Yes. Who are you?
Me: *sobbing* TWS . . . Love, remeber?
Foaly: *munching carrots* This is great!
*H*_*S*:*munching popcorn* Mwahahaha! Brilliant!
Opal: *thinking* TWS . . .? TWS . . .? Yes . . . . No?
Me: *sobs* Me, me, honey. I love you, remember?
Opal: *mindwipe breaks* Yes, mwahahahaha! Now . . . to take over the world, accompliose!
Me: Forever, Love. TO THE GOBLINS!
Opal & I: *dissapear into a puff of smoke*

(Hmm . . . romance, angst and dramatic exits? Not bad, self, not bad . . .)
*_Holly*_*Short_*   [Sep 15, 2009 at 03:41 PM]
Me: ~opens portal and follows TWS and opal~ goblins? thought opal hated 'em...oh well. ~bursts from hiding place~
EAT THIS, YOU MONSTER!!! ~zaps opal~
TWS: what was that?!??!
Me: an evil-b-gone ray. ~shrugs~
TWS: but i love her evil-ness... Crying or Very sad
Me: too bad. no-one else wants to be killed. Twisted Evil
Foaly: ~breathless~ ~pops through open portal~ what's going on?!?! ~notices ray-gun~ where'd you get that?!?!?
Me: not from your testing lab on that little silver table with the laptop on it and the case of beetle-juice sitting on a little cooling plate beside it!! heh heh...
TWS: cooling plate? ~still crying~
Me: what?!? did i say that? what an oddly specific random description of foaly's secret testing lab!
Foaly: Shocked you...broke into my lab...? how...secretly way to get in...
Me: ~throws hands up in the air~ passable by using portals but really, does it matter? i got rid of opals evilocity!
TWS: but her evilocity was awesome...
Me: not when it was directed at you. and the best part is, the evil-b-gone ray is non-reversible AND, and, it fights off any evil-inducers you may try to use on her. this also goes throughout all space and time, so later you can't just go back in time and stop me from making her good. she's anti-evil for life, baby!!!
Opal: ~blinks blearily~ wha...what's going on...? oh no, you're upset! whatever for? ~looks desparingly at TWS~
TWS: i'm sorry, baby... ~sob~
Opal: sorry for what? i am unharmed, apart from being splayed on the floor, but that is surely due to my own clumsiness and should not be blamed on anyone else?
Foaly: wow...
Me: yeah, really...
TWS: ~sobs~
Opal: ~hugs TWS~ hush, don't cry! i am fine, and even if it was you who caused me to fall, i forgive you. ~smiles sweetly~
TWS: ~cries harder~
Me: ~sighs~ i guess a life without an evil opal would be pretty boring...should we make her normal and just lock her up?
Foaly: yeah. i would find it pretty hard to laugh nastily at this innocent little pixie. let's lock her up! wait, how? we can't! the evil-b-gone is irreversible!
Me: i think i know...~runs off~
Foaly: Eoin again?
TWS: ~heard end of conversation and is feeling a bit better~ probably. ~sniffles~
Me: ~rushes back with Eoin~
Eoin: what now?!?!?
Me: Eoin! my friend, my pal!
Eoin: you're the one who screwed up the series by making me fix root!
Me: *cough* maybe...
Eoin: so again, what now? ~pulls out paper and pen~
Me: you came prepared! *squeee!* make her evil again! ~points at opal~
Eoin: what did you do?
Me: ~looks at shoes~ maybe i used Foaly's evil-b-gone ray on her...
Eoin: ~sighs and scribbles on paper~
Opal: ~shrieks~ what?! why am i hugging!? hugging...oh, it's you! ~hugs TWS~
TWS: *SQUEEEE!!!* ~hugs opal~
Me:~pops out of existence taking Eoin with her~

continue the story, fellow fowl fans!
The Weird Shipper   [Sep 17, 2009 at 08:02 PM]
~Scene sets in on Opal and I taking a moonlite stroll on the beach~

Opal: You know, I never liked the beach . . .
Me: I don't, either. Want to go plot at your home?
Opal: Let's.
~SCENE CHANGE(Opal's house)~
Me: *floating in hoverboy* So . . . world conquest?
Opal: *in neighboring hoverboy* You make it sound so juvinielle.
Mer: *shruggs* The Hostile YakeOver?
Opal: Wonderful. Now that we have a name, we can start plotting!
Me: *thinks* You still have magic, right babe?
Opal: Yes, but I don't have to follow the Book. Why?
Me: *smiling evilly* mesmerizing the Council.
Opal: Shocked I remember why I like you now. *cackles*
Me: *cakcles queitly behind her*
~SCENE CHANGE(a fairy's house)~
Me: *hisses* why did I have to come?
Opal: *hisses* because. I said so. Now, hush.
Vinyaya: *opens her front door, turns on the light, and stares at us*
Opal: Hello, Fairy. You're will, and magic are mine now.
Vinyaya: *fights* No . . . My will is mine . . . *looks away*
Opal: LOOK!
Vinyaya: *chin whipps up*
Opal: Good . . . Now, you shall do my bidding
Vinyaya: Y-Yes. *looks ashamed* What do you want?
Opal: *thinks* Um . . . some gold, and two italian ices.
~SCENE CHANGE (a haven street)~
Opal & I: *walking away, with italian ices*
Me: Why was I there?
Opal: *shruggs* I thought you might want an ice . . .
Me: Thanks.
Hecate_Ravenblood   [Apr 23, 2010 at 04:49 PM]
Opal to brilliantly evil to die if she die the world be reallllllllly boring opal queen of the rest of the universe she wants to be ruler of the world, minerva also rules
ArtemisLover89   [Oct 31, 2010 at 01:18 AM]
I don't know about the rest of you guys but I hate Minerva because she likes Arty. And Arty's mine! Embarrassed
Grace_Fowl   [Nov 01, 2010 at 03:55 AM]
I hate Minerva for 2 reasons.
1. She stole Minerva McGonogall's name
2. She crushes on Artemis, he's mine. Mad
Hecate_Ravenblood   [Dec 31, 2010 at 03:20 AM]
Minerva's awesome holly still better though
artygirl   [Feb 20, 2011 at 03:53 PM]
minerva will DIE for hitting on my future boyfriend! Laughing im so evil. Cool
artyrocks11   [Aug 02, 2012 at 02:55 PM]
If i had to choose minerva or holly for arty, id go with holly.

i update my comment
minerva now not holly

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