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Advice: A Dwarf’s Direction

Dear Mulch,
I’m very confused. I have a big choir competition coming up that I have to audition to even be part of! I know almost nothing about it, and neither do my parents. We’ve asked all over the place and we can’t find anything out! The competition is in one week! What do I do?!?
Signed, Anxious.

Dear Anxious,
Calm down! That’s the first step. I always find that crunching a few rocks or grubs is helpful. But I’m not sure that would work as well for you. Just relax and watch some T.V. If you don’t know anything about it, then ask someone else who’s been in it before; I’m sure they can help you. As I already mentioned, the most important thing is don’t stress out! You can’t crack a safe with sweaty palms! Just don’t worry, and I’m sure you’ll do fine.
Signed, Mulch Diggums

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  1. Awsome issue! Great job, guys! I didn’t win any awards. 🙁 You had better watch your back, BlackOpal! Next year, that “Mad for Avatars award is mine!!! 😀

  2. Bring it on. 😛

    Awesome as always! (Alliterations are also awesome)

  3. xox Miss Livia xox February 10th, 2008 at 11:03 am 3

    nice issue guys..i got third for sigalicious 🙁 Oh Well! Better luck next time XD, where were the awards for member of the month and such?

    mwa xx
    Livy

  4. Hey I won I

  5. My last post went a bit funky there. Any way congrats to everyone else and I can’t wait for next years awards 😉

  6. Hey, mucho congrats to all of the awards winners!Great issue, as always.Loved the “diary of a dwarf”

  7. where were the awards for member of the month and such?

    Well, since we had the annual award results, we just thought of dropping it for this month. 😉 We’ll have it back next month so don’t worry. 😛

    Anyway, thanks everyone. 🙂 And thanks for participating, as always. 😀

  8. Awesome issue guys!!!I would like to thank site team for all the effort!And congratulations to ALL winners and nominees.You guys rock!!!!!Articles for this issue are great.I really enjoyed it!!!

  9. Could someone explain the awards? Especially the “Fangathering ate my homework” award

  10. You should post “So you wanna be a Tunnel Burglar”. Great job though. I don’t think I could make the cut for the wrestling though. I’ve also seen plenty of wrestlers eat pizza… and is licking your elbows even possible?

  11. @Star Jinin: Ooops, yeah, okay I’ve added links to the category names, so fee free to click on them to know what each award is all about. 🙂

    Yeah, licking elbows is possible. I have a friend who can do it. As for the pizza… 😳 Well, hopefully they aren’t female wrestlers. 😆 And thanks for the tunnel burglar idea! 😛

  12. lol! I loved this issue! And I;m glad they continued the “So You Wanna Be A…” article. And they got more Much in there too! ^^ Keep up the good work everybody!

  13. Yay, I won 3 awards! Sweet 😀 Congratz to all other winners! 🙂

  14. 017350 should DEFINALLY have won for “mad for avatars” award. I saw his(or her) avatar and burst out laughing! I didn’t know we could vote so I am definally going to vote him/her next year!

  15. Awesomeness! I didn’t win anything, but I got nominated for a ton of things! heck, I almost won Most Devoted Shipper! I don’t even try, you know. XD

    Hey, great job all you winners! And an awesome issue of the Herald!

  16. Mentos_not_mental February 12th, 2008 at 2:02 pm 16

    Hey!!! CONGRATS to all who have won. I really liked these articles. The diary of a dwarf was really funny.

  17. im so sick of waiting for the time paradox!!! Come on Colfer, out with it!!!:)))))

  18. ARTY'SELFFRIEND February 25th, 2008 at 9:21 pm 18

    Omg, inBook recomendations, Coraline was really good! Buttons frighten me deeply now. U all who read it, U know what I’m talking bout……Hehe! They were all like 😯 I was all 🙁 Yikes.

  19. HAHAHAHA! in yo face ah!!!!! A/M has me, the supermegagigapownallshipper of the wurld!!!!!! i will slaughter you all with my super shippyness!!!!!

  20. I just realized…I’m on the list for the nominees and stuff and I won the Name the Name…and…This is scaring me now.
    On gosh.
    Well, thanks you guys.
    😀

  21. OMG! YAY!!!! I can’t believe I received an award! and right up there next to the editors too! *EEEEEEEEEP* I must give myself a 3D award of a chocolate doughnut!  Congrats BlackOpal on getting an award in almost everything!!!! I love ur Avatar 017350!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 : D 😀 😀 😀  😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

  22. hey wat up people

  23. Jesus this has all changed so much!! What happened to the forum?!

  24. I don’t know……

  25. @Hellspawn: You don’t like it? 🙁 And the forum was upgraded.. Anyway, go ask Michael yourself. 😉

  26. Artemis fowl is a horrible book you should all get a life and find something better to do than read this dumb junk.

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