Use these “Away” messages next time you’re busy on MSN/YIM/AIM, and find out who the real Fowl fans are in your contact list. Who will get the joke?
- BRB. There’s a shimmering spot in the air behind my right shoulder. Uh oh…
- I do not have the time for these foolish “chats.” I have fairy gold to steal.
- At the risk of sounding clichéd, BRB.
- I’m away. Leave me alone before Butler makes you.
- Busy yelling at the waitress who offered me the children’s menu.
- Away trying to capture the yet again escaped Opal Koboi.
- I predict I will be back. Trust me, I haven’t been wrong yet.
- Trying to prove that my bugs don’t have bugs.
- Trapped in the Operation Booth. SOMEONE GET ME OUT!
- Away making a sandwhich. It’s more difficult than it looks. ~Artemis Fowl
- On Strike because nobody appreciates my extremely unique and helpful inventions.
- I’m not here right now, but as Holly says, “I knew he’d be back. I knew it.”
- “They accused me of murdering Julius. How can I stay? Don’t worry, old friend. I won’t be far away.”
- “Busy. Currently kidnapping an elf.”
- “Do not disturb. We have a serious situation above ground. First, I would like you all to stop all your yapping so I can hear myself think!”
- “BRB. Off to grab some caviar [you can’t believe the stuff they feed us in Bartleby’s].”
- I’m away, but be warned, Foaly sees all.
- CMDR ROOT. TRBLE BELOW. HAVN OVRRN BY GOBLINS. PLCE PLAZA SRROUNDED. CUDGEON + OPL KBOI BHND PLOT. NO WPONS OR CMMUNICATIONS. DNA CNONS CNTRLLED BY KBOI. I M TRPPED IN OP BTH. CNCL THNKS IM 2 BLM. IF ALIVE PLSE HLP. IF NOT, WRNG NMBR.
Thanks to Drawingpup and Darvit for contributing to this list!