I thought I’d use the characters in the previous parts. If you wanna join, please tell me.
ARTEMIS: I am sick of this.
SHAADIA: Oooh yeah, we realized. I’m having fun though.
SILVER: I can still torture people, so watch out.
MULCH: Riiight…can we have a food fight?
FINN: Heya catch! *throws apple pie at Opal*
OPAL: MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!! NOOO!!
BUTLER: Can you please teleport us back to our own world?
SHAADIA: Nope. Never. Not gonna work.
PIPER: Okay, let’s make things fun. *snaps fingers*
NEW VOICE: Where am I?
FOALY: Daniel Radcliffe! HOLY D’ARVIT YES!!
HARRY POTTER: Err, no…I’m the real Harry Potter.
OPAL: *happy dance* Foaly made a mistake! Foaly made a mistake! Foaly made a–
SILVER: She’s really annoying… *duct tapes Opal’s mouth*
PIPER: Right. Harry Potter here. Who else do we need?
NEW VOICE: Whaaaat?
FOALY: I’m not getting fooled this time. That’s Percy Jackson.
NEW VOICE: Not really. I’m Logan Lerman.
FOALY: WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?!
OPAL: *smirks through taped mouth*
ANOTHER NEW VOICE: Where am I?
ARTEMIS: Who is this?
FOALY: Iron Man! Or wait…*swears*
IronMan: You didn’t answer my question.
Harry Potter: I was about to say that.
Logan Lerman: Oh shit. Artemis Fowl.
Orion: We meet again, formidable foe.
IronMan: Wait…there’s two of him!
Harry Potter: *facepalms*
Silver: Guys, please. We’re here to play a nice, peaceful game of hide and seek, not kill each other.
Piper: Peaceful, you hear?
Shaadia: Okay. Same way we did it last time. Iney miney miney mo, catch a stinkworm by his toe–
Finn: If he farts, let him go–
Shaadia: Iney miney miney MO! *finger lands on Mulch*
Mulch: Go on, dare me.
Artemis: Hm. I dare you to eat something belonging to either Jackson or Potter.
Piper: Sheesh. What do you have against each other?
Harry Potter: Nothing. Except for the one time we had that bet who’d prank Voldemort the best.
Logan Lerman: And Fowl changed his laptop wallpaper to a kitten with sparkly eyes.