I own none of the characters. They belong to Eion Colfer, J.K. Rowling and Rick Riordan.
What happens when you get together all the heroes and villains of your favorite books and force them aboard a luxury cruise ship?
Well, you’re about to find out.
Two weeks ago, the aforementioned “heroes” and “villains” received an email from an anonymous sender. That is, the sender’s username was “NoneOfyourConcernLosers” and everyone decided to try it out. They seemed to forget that curiosity was precisely what killed the cat.
On the list of invitees were;
Artemis Fowl the Second
Foaly (no clue what his last name is)
Opal CowBoy (this is what was on the email)
Voldemort (the invitation read his last name as ‘The Master Of Dark Lameness’)
Luke (the invitation had his last name as ‘Warm Water’)
Somewhat unsurprisingly, most of the villains had their names, or surnames, wrong or spelt wrong.
However, everyone accepted.