Disclaimer: I do not own Artemis Fowl. Duh.
This idea and basic plot was written by my friend Mimi Vinthara. Sorry, but this was so awesomely random that I was forced to post it. So, Mimi, if you are reading this right now, *hands plate full of credit* XD
Oh, and one more thing, this story is insane. That is all.
The Lampster is a hamster hybrid that has a lamp sticking out of the top of his head. Due to the constant light the creature is exposed to, Lampsters are usually very sleep-deprived. They were kept as pets to The People. More detailed information about the plight of the Lampster is found in my long-forgotten 5th grade poem, creatively titled “Lampster”.
The Lampster has now been hunted to extinction, because the bright light atop its head gave away its position while hiding. Lampster rabies symptoms include a desire to buy overly priced goods, a warm orange-y light from its lamp instead of the standard yellow, and an uncontrollable need to eat paper.
They are unpredictable and often insane. Opal (reincarnated as a different form) is one of the more memorable Lampsters of history. Her story begins in a relatively normal Lampster household…