It was a Saturday morning, and Artemis Fowl was still in bed. He slept in until six am. He woke up to the Fowl Manor’s alarm going off. Butler was in the security room. “It appears we have an intruder, Artemis.” Butler said. Artemis looked at the screen. “It appears they are underground, too.” Artemis replied. Artemis new exactly who it was. Diggums, Mulch Diggums.
Red dot on the screen indicated the intruder. “It is Mulch, Butler.” Artemis said. Butler groaned. It reminded him of the time he blasted him with dwarf gas. The red dot stopped at the door of the Fowl Manor. Artemis looked at the front door camera. Sure enough, it was Mulch. Butler ran downstairs, taking the stair steps two at a time.
Artemis walked down slowly, in casenothing burst through the door. Butler opened the door, and a foul smell entered the mansion. Butler saw Mulch’s smiile. Diggums chuckled. Artemis came down the steps. “Why have you come, Mr. Diggums?” Artemis asked. Mulch grinned, “Oh, you know…an old visit to my good ol’ friend!” Artemis’s eyes narrowed, “Is this some sort of set up?” Mulch shook his head. Butler stepped in front of Artemis. “Master Fowl does not wish to speak to any guest rightnow,” Butler said. Mulch grinned, “Oh, I was not going to talk to him.” Butler looked confused. But he saw Mulch pull out a small device.
“Artemis! Cover your eyes!” Butler yelled. Artemis covered his eyes, and so did Butler. Mulch pressed the mind wipe button. But he accidently had it pointed to himself, and fell down. Butler and Artemis uncovered there eyes. “Unsmart dwarf.” Artemis muttered with a smile. They both went back to their previous occupation. Mulch was taken backto Haven by Holly Short, she had located him, and taken him back. Although Artemis had contacted Holly to take Mulch back. That was a different morning Artemis thought.