The D’Arvit Daily
The Daily D’arvit
Summary: Fun an' games for Fowl fans, along with some news in the Fowl world, advice from Foaly, ect.
The world’s first cross-species newspaper!
Happy new year!________________________________________________________
Heyheyhey everybody! 2012 was just fine and dandy, but LOOK! It’s a whole new year. And the best part is: last year’s poll results are IN!
Our last poll asked for our dear Arty’s performance in a circus. Our winners were:
1. A. Juggler
2&3. E. Tiger tamer
2&3. B. Artemis, leaping through seven rings of FIRE!
Four votes. Not to bad. Once again, this thing more-or-less runs off of votes and comments, so PLEASE try to vote, or comment, or whatever.
Forgive me people, this is my first time updating with my iPad, so it isn’t quite the same. I’ll fix it later, don’t worry. I think you’re all gonna like this edition.
Ask Foaly. No seriously, ask him anything.___________________________________________________
lundan15: Foaly, since you watch the cameras you must know, are artemis and Holly dating, and if he’s dating Minerva please give me her address so I can go kill her.
Whoa there! I don’t think I can answer this legally! So, I’m going to have to answer a different question today, sorry, folks.
You didn’t really think I would do that, did you? You, my friend, are reading an article written by the most intelligent being under the earth. I have my ways. Just wait until the authorities find this.
But anyways, to answer your question, no. They are not dating. But that’s not to say they don’t visit fairly often, either. And as for Minerva, she’s doing pretty well. I saw her interviewing a dwarf last week. Not that that’s extremely uncommon anymore, but she’s got her own path planned out. But anyways. Hope that answers your question.
Quote of the Week:_______________________________________________________________________
“Hate to tell you this, Dorothy, but you ain’t in Kansas anymore.”
-Julius Root, The Article Incident
NOTICE: Due to lack of participation from one of our authors, this segment has been temporarily replaced by paid advertisements. Thank you for your understanding.
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Lost: Robotic Feline
Med. size tuxedo kitty, Foaly’s Kitten 300 model, last seen at 2916 Rainbow Ave. Solar powered, may not be active at night. Programmed to chase green lasers and respond to rubber duck noises. Call Geo Evershiny @ 227-590.
Wanted: Mud Man stuff. As much as possible, anything, working or not, top dollar paid. Any size or shape or color. Age not important. Thnx & plz hry.
This week’s poll!________________________________________________________
That’s right folks, it’s that time again! Time for a question!
I think I got a pretty good one today. So, imagine that The Fowl household was a reality TV show. What would it be called? (Please tell me you all have a better imagination than I do!)
A. Madness at the Manor
B. Irish! (In fancy cursive)
C. Adventure Time
D. The Human and the Fae
E. All of the above
As always, the more the merrier! I don’t ever press for comments on my regular stories, but as you know comments make an easier update!
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