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Today’s paper contains MINOR TLG spoilers in “Ask Foaly!…!”
The Moment We’ve All Been Waiting For
That’s right, folks! It IS the one, the ONLY D’arvit Daily, legend among fanfics! And to supplement your excitement, your fangirli/guyness, your bouncing-in-the-chair anticipation… Poll results are in!
Last update (about an eon ago) we asked you about the Star Wars character Artemis most resembles. Thanks to your geekiness, we got a number of replies and answers.
Artemis is most like:
We also said Luke Skywalker and, uh, Princess Leia. Hey, some people.
Thanks for a fun poll! Remember, how quickly this thing gets updated depends on the number of participants I get in the polls, (Can’t quite make it count with only one or two, right?) so please try to review!
Ask Foaly. Seriously, ask him anything.______________________________________________________
Absent_Minded_Professor: What is your most impressive invention?
Well, first of, this article is perfectly legal. The project I have been working on has been shut down by the Council and has completely and entirely ceased activity. It will not become active again until approved by the Council.
But anyways. I had been working on it for month before it got shut down. So, have you ever seen something simple, yet beautiful? What if those little beauties which you loves so were watching over you, like guardian beauties? If they were something you could talk to, play with, watch, adore, intelligently interact with? And what if you added to that some practical uses, like using it as your phone, having it send a text message, watching your cooking while you go sleep in your favorite recliner? Or have it walk the kids to school? Well, the technology’s there! May I present to you the latest and greatest of my ARClights. They’re far more than just surveillance cameras, oh, no. They are actual living beings. They are dragonflies, capable of maneuvering and hovering and interacting just like a living ting, but they don’t die. They don’t defecate. They do exactly as you tell them to, whether that be guarding your favorite bench at the local park or alerting the authorities when your house burns down. These virtually indestructible little things have the latest and greatest tech, all by me, Foaly, which means they’re great for anyone from the tiniest kid to the greatest Council leader. So why wouldn’t you pick one up today? Oh, yeah. They’re illegal because of animal cruelty.
Quote of the Week:_______________________________________________________________
“Mrs. Fowl was here, but then she went bye-bye, then she went bye-bye.”
-Juliet Butler, Artemis Fowl
Hi, I’m Artemis. I love lolipos! I love elves, too, especially ones wiabf
NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYfjabf
I WANT COOKIES ASDOFBE;SDF
hI i’M ARTY BOY I LIKE ASDFBAsgsf to cuddle kittens and Butler is my butler
Oh, hey, hi, crazed fangirls here. fasef we’re having some difficulty with SHARING THE KEYBOARD AIBFasfi;keb but aes wd aklre fur the mostp art keepinsds the Fowls under control. Except for Bedakiit!!! SUGGAR! Artymes id a simpletoon!
We’re doing fine, for the most part. Artemis has locked himself in his room. We fear the (brat)worst. Haha! Gat it!?
Poll time! Yay!___________________________________________________________________
And for the next stunt! Artemis, leaping through seven flaming rings of FIRE! Okay, not really. But what circus act WOULD he be doing, then? What would you like most to see?
B. Atemis, leaping through seven flaming rings of FIRE!
C. Cartwheeling down the hall in clown shoes!
E. Tiger tamer!
Remember, every vote counts! My goal this time is more than five voters!