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Well Hey, That was Fun!
So, after my refusal to update this, I have poll results. In order of popularity from most popular to least:
Holly’s ring: D, C & B
Minnie’s ring: B, A & D (Ironic, no?)
…That was amazingly epic. Or maybe I’m just in a good mood today? Anyways, we definately need more people to participate in the future, but I can’t really blame that on you people because I havn’t done my part in marketing this well. (That’s a message to everyone on strike because of lack of comments!)
Ask Foaly. No Seriously, Ask Him Anything.
AFcrazy15: What’s the stupidest thing you and Mulchh have ever done?
Well, that’s a deep question. I mean, Mulch and I have done a lot. But I have to say, the stupedest thing we’ve ever done in probably that Mudman bet. I mean, you can never take food bets on somebody else. Okay, let me explain, because if I don’t, I’m goning to sound like a total idiot. It’s not as bad as it sounds, trust me.
Anyways, in case you havn’t heard about that resturaunt that mysteriously collapsed in Italy, it was caused by a troll. If you’re one of the People, then you know this was a bit before Holly Short was kidnapped. Anyways, I was on a two-way speaker montotoring Mulch in his jail cell, and telling him all about it, and somehow it got to the point where we started taking bets. On how many people the troll would eat, I mean. Mulch said at least one but less than ten, and I said at least fifteen. And guess how many that troll ate? Five. I lost a few gold coins that day. I mean, come on. Only five? That’s insane. I’ve never seen one eat less than twenty.
Quote of the Week:
“Hate to tell you this, Dorthy, but you ain’t in Kansas anymore.”
– Julius Root, The Artic Incident
Yes, this is Artemis, the usual author of this article. At risk of sounding unpropfessional, I need help NOW. I’m being attacg by crjj fangirkjhls. Please help. Email me ap email@example.com, and we’ll talkyhrgft.
The Best Poll Ever
Here it comes. You knew this was inevitable.
So… what Star Wars character is Artemis most like?
A. Darth Vader :3
B. Luke Skywalker
C. Han Solo
D. Princess Leia (for fun.)
Seriously, guys, I don’t usually care much about comments, but it is a lot easier when I get more votes. So, try to particaipate, okay? No pressure 😀
Woah… I finally finished a chapter…