The Daily D’arvit
The world’s first cross-species newspaper!
First, An Announcement…
Okay, so I havn’t updated or commented in a while, but that doesn’t mean I’m gone. I still get on every day, but not for long , although I’d probably actually DO something if the format hadn’t changed. But now, I can add color! Actually, I wrote a full update to the Daily D’arvit, but something happened and it didn’t save. Yeah.
Also, Nevar turned 1. Happy birthday, Nevar! But I’ll only update it if people are actually following it, so here –> To Nevar
…Okay, Back to Normal (ish)
Uhhhhh… oh yeah!
Okay, so the people have spoken.
Oh, this should be fun.
EVERYONE answered A.
And I set you all up. This should be fun.
Ask Foaly. No Seriously, Ask Him Anything.
Fowlfan4ever: What’s the funniest thing you’ve seen on Artemis’ security cameras?
Wait, Fowlfan4ever?! I’m insulted.
Foalyfan4ever: What’s the funniest thing you’ve seen on Artemis’ security cameras?
Ohh, that’s a tough one. I have two major favorites.
The first is when Myles left pennies heads-up all over the house, and Beckett picked them all up and belived that he would have 27 days of good luck, even though Myles left 36.
The other one was when Beckett got his lollipop stuch in Artemis’ hair. I bet you could imagine.
Quote of the Week (Minor TAC Spoiler)
“You’re new. You’ll learn. And if you don’t, at least Mr. Ragby will have a nice meal. He loves limbs.”
Things get Strange
Holly was meant to come today. She did, but it was far from what I expected.
Rather than showing up by herself for dinner, she arrived earlyin the morning with a number of girls wearing ‘I ♥ Artenis Fowl’ t-shirts. I have no idea where thay came from, and I do not have the heart to use Butler to send them away. But I do hope this doesn’t last, as I have various projects to be working on. But here I have to cut this article short, as they are asking to see my room.
Okay, I admit, this IS a little extreme, and I usually don’t approve of shipping this strongly, BUT…
If Artemis were proposing to Holly, which ring would he chose?
How about of he was proposing to Minerva?
Well? Which one?