The D’arvit Daily: The World’s First Cross-Species Newspaper!
…And We’re Off To a Great Start!
The first ever results came back! Er, the ones that belong to me, anyways. The Musical Core question? Yep. Here it is. I asked for Mulch’s song specificly, and I got Mulch all right. Thanks, everyone!
Mulch: ‘Just Eat It’ Weird Al Yankovich ‘Shoplifter’ Green Day
Artemis & Holly: ‘Every Time We Touch’ (I found several songs titled ‘Every Time We Touch’…)
Holly: ‘Hello City’ Barenaked Ladies
Myles: ‘Rasins’ Barenaked Ladies
Yup. That was it. I’ll try for more participation in the future, but this isn’t bad. And yes, I listen to a band called Barenaked Ladies. Deal with it.
Ask Foaly. No, Seriously, Ask him Anything.
Wrr0xpurrt: Could you survive one day without eating carrots?
Well, WE, it depends. I once made a food bet- NEVER take food bets- that I would eat twenty packages in a day. However, they were packaged carrots, tha kind Mud Me- er, humans put in sack lunches and such. That’s why it was a bet. Anyways, I spent the afternoon vomiting in a corner, and the next day I was in the hospital because of the chemicals. I didn’t eat anything that day. But other than that, it’s almost an addiction. I eat them every day, although I could probaly go a sunlight day if we were in the artic in the spring and the days were 30 seconds long.
Quote of the Week:
“If I win, I’m a prodigy. If I loose, then I’m crazy. That’s the way history is written.”
Life at the Manor
I figured I might as well explain to you part of how I have lived, as you are reading my article.
If you’re an elf or dwarf or pixie, ect., you’ve probably heard of her. If you’re human, chances are you haven’t. Holly Short is an elf, in the LEPrecon unit. She also happened to be the subject of my brilliant moneymaking scheme back when I was twelve. Sense then, she has helped me with numerous adventures and plots. It is her, more or less, that I would like to explain first.
She should be visiting the Manor, where I live, tomorow. I’m not sure how legal it is, as I am still working on my farie politics. It’s an amazing study. However, when I asked Holly about visits, she didn’t answer. I’m assuming it’s not legal, then.
RANDOM POLL TIME!!!!!
Would you rather…
A) Spend 48 hours at Fowl Manor
B) Be the one who stole Foaly’s carrots
C) Dine with Mulch
D) Be Opal’s watch man/woman
The Daily D’arvit is now taking sudgestions. Should we (I) make the poll and Question of the Day/Week/Month/Whenever I update seprate? Do I add many more coulums? Please, do tell…!