The Daily D’arvit: The worlds first cross-species newspaper!
Normally, it would be different…
Most of the time, I would put the poll results, ect. right here. But because we have no results to show… we’ll use Short’s!!!
She asked people what vegtable the AF characters would be, and how long Arty himself would last at your school.
For the vegetables…
Artemis: Cucumber and Okra were my favorites.
Most people said that they HAVE lasted all year at their school, but Artemis would last… between 5 seconds and 5 minutes.
– the Editor
Ask Foaly. No, Seriously, Ask Him Anything.
Foaly here. I finally got that article I’ve been pining for! I mean, really, who wouldn’t want to ask the worlds smartest individual a question on science or personality quirks (He’s really good at those. -the Editor) or the files on Artemis’ computer(s)?! So feel free to write. I answer questions. It’s totally free, but I DO accept carrots. Remember that I have a wife and a kid at home, and a good job, so don’t expect me to be prefect about answering everything. Oh, and one more thing: no matter what Artemis tells you, he is NOT the smartest individual in the world. Mud man, maybe, living creature, no.
Quote of the Day:
“Tell Foaly not to send a Mud Man to do a fairy’s job.”
Not the First Time
Hello. I am Artemis Fowl. You have probably heard of me before, as I have published a number of books, and patented many inventions, among hundreds of other achievements. So, naturally, this is not my first time with my own newspaper article. But this one in particular caught my eye because it is a cross-species newspaper, meaning it will be offered to fairies as well as humans. I have special connections to the People, as they call themselves, so I decided to apply. Unsurprisingly, I made the cut, and was hired to publish my opinions and going-ons in my life. That is mainly what you will see here. I trust that you will enjoy it, as I am being paid very little. Not that it matters. And no matter what Foaly tells you, he is NOT the smartest individual in the universe. I am.
Yes, that’s how out of ideas for a contest title I was.
What song would describe the Fowl characters best? I have some ideas… but I’ll tell those later. Is there a song for Mulch? I have GOT to see that.