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Summary: The princess of weird is SICK, sore throat, voice lost, cough, head aches, etc… One thing that cheers me up […]

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The princess of weird is SICK, sore throat, voice lost, cough, head aches, etc… One thing that cheers me up is a good, hilarious fic that makes no sense.

So I’m writing another one. Happy laughing! -Shaadia

Mulch  Diggums’s history assignment

1) I dont no a thing about history.

2)I mispeled know.

3) I speld mispeld rong.

4) I speld rong incoractly.

5) I am riting nonsanse to use up space.

6) History is a worthlessss sabject.

7) I am yousing bad gramer but dont care.

8) This asinment is boring.

9) I kneed a drink or wull  dies of hungar.

10) This is a cooll drink pinaple sodar.

11) History is worthless subjact so I quit.

12) I  LOV  FRIDE  CHIKAN.

This awesome report wos don by mulch diggums.

Artemis Fowl’s history assignment

” History is incorrect. Firstly, none of the dates have been specified. Only the year of an incident is known to us , which alone is no use. Secondly, I believe history was written by the victors. It is not all true and details cannot be trusted. Perhaps Heradotes deserves something for starting the concept of writing history. But I could have done better. In the modern world history is being forgotten. The population considers it unnecessary. That is all really.”

Opal Koboi’s history assignment

I am the one important being in all of history. I am better than Foaly because I am smarter. Fowl can say what he likes. Mud boy you shall not live to regret messing with me. I shall extract a suitable revenge on you. As for you, Captain Short, I am cooler and more beautiful than you will ever be. I don’t care what Artemis and Chix think. Mulch, you shall not wreck another one of my schemes. I am Opal Koboi, empress of the worlds, you may even get my autograph. But be warned : if you stare directly at my skin, I shall SKIN  YOU  ALIVE.

Orion Fowl’s history assignment

History is not as Artemis says. It is a beautiful tale about our past. Dragons and gorgons. Thrilling. Holly would love it.

Artemis* interupts *  Now you’ll start talking about Holly. I am warning you…

Orion: She would not get mad at me.

Artemis: See about that. Go ask her yourself.

Holly: Uuuugh….YOU  BOTH  ARE  SO  D’ARVITTING…..

Orion: Forgive me my princess.

Artemis:  *oh no* *  facepalm*

Holly:  *ffjbrgxh bhdvjhirhvj*

Orion: Alright maybe she did get mad at me…

 

Foaly’s history assignment:  COMING   SOON  🙂

 

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  1. Awww man, you’re still sick! That sucks…

    Anyway, hilarious fic, I loved it. You should totally make Foaly’s about his bad relationship history with Opal!

    Update of I shall turn you into a palm tree!

    I am well now! Yay healthy enough to eat lollipops!!

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