The princess of weird is SICK, sore throat, voice lost, cough, head aches, etc… One thing that cheers me up is a good, hilarious fic that makes no sense.
So I’m writing another one. Happy laughing! -Shaadia
Mulch Diggums’s history assignment
1) I dont no a thing about history.
2)I mispeled know.
3) I speld mispeld rong.
4) I speld rong incoractly.
5) I am riting nonsanse to use up space.
6) History is a worthlessss sabject.
7) I am yousing bad gramer but dont care.
8) This asinment is boring.
9) I kneed a drink or wull dies of hungar.
10) This is a cooll drink pinaple sodar.
11) History is worthless subjact so I quit.
12) I LOV FRIDE CHIKAN.
This awesome report wos don by mulch diggums.
Artemis Fowl’s history assignment
” History is incorrect. Firstly, none of the dates have been specified. Only the year of an incident is known to us , which alone is no use. Secondly, I believe history was written by the victors. It is not all true and details cannot be trusted. Perhaps Heradotes deserves something for starting the concept of writing history. But I could have done better. In the modern world history is being forgotten. The population considers it unnecessary. That is all really.”
Opal Koboi’s history assignment
I am the one important being in all of history. I am better than Foaly because I am smarter. Fowl can say what he likes. Mud boy you shall not live to regret messing with me. I shall extract a suitable revenge on you. As for you, Captain Short, I am cooler and more beautiful than you will ever be. I don’t care what Artemis and Chix think. Mulch, you shall not wreck another one of my schemes. I am Opal Koboi, empress of the worlds, you may even get my autograph. But be warned : if you stare directly at my skin, I shall SKIN YOU ALIVE.
Orion Fowl’s history assignment
History is not as Artemis says. It is a beautiful tale about our past. Dragons and gorgons. Thrilling. Holly would love it.
Artemis* interupts * Now you’ll start talking about Holly. I am warning you…
Orion: She would not get mad at me.
Artemis: See about that. Go ask her yourself.
Holly: Uuuugh….YOU BOTH ARE SO D’ARVITTING…..
Orion: Forgive me my princess.
Artemis: *oh no* * facepalm*
Holly: *ffjbrgxh bhdvjhirhvj*
Orion: Alright maybe she did get mad at me…
Foaly’s history assignment: COMING SOON 🙂