Americas next top Beta top ten countdown iron chef because britians got talent idol IS UPDATED!!

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“Hello, and welcome to the first episode of Americas next top Beta top ten countdown iron chef because britians got talent idol with me, your host, WTG Skillet, also known as Wow thats genius. We are searching around every corner of the universe to find the Americas next top Beta top ten countdown iron chef because britians got talent idol winner, in search of my Beta” I looked nervously at the camera “Yeah, just warning you, I make english look like german in pig latin”.

I fiddled around with the microphone, a piece of blond hair falling in my face as I adjusted my glasses. “Lets meet the other judges”

“First off, we have Simon Cowell of American Idol”

“Please, anything less than THIS atrocious grammar”

Tyra Banks jumped out of nowhere magically, coming in between WTG and Simon

“Dang girl! this spelling is like RE-DONK-CU-LUS! We need to get you a beta”

Holly Short looked up from a draft of One of the boys: Hollys story “I DON’T HAVE LONG HAIR!”

I shook my head

“You did when you were twenty”

“Hmmmmmm”

“What is it Artemis?”

“You have messed up Myles and Beckett. For god sakes my friend! You call yourself a Artemis Fowl fanatic?”

“You better be glad I have a crush on you, Arty…”

Holly glared at me, then wrapping her arms around Artemis, nearly choking him.

“Back off! HES MINE!”

“According to my stories, yes, but according to my account, I could have him making out with Minerva at any second”

“You wouldn’t…”

I pulled out my laptop smirking, starting to log onto AFFF, pulling out the write draft panel. I started to type:

Life was tough for Artemis Fowl…. After Holly had cheated on him with Grub Kelp, He decided he would marry Minerva and have a bunch of babies with her…

I looked up from the computer screen

“Wanna read it? I bet you AA will be posting some comments on it as soon as its published Holly… unless, that is, you can let me say I do have a crush on Artemis bigger than your crush on him?”

“Please don’t”

“Fine. Another dream gone to waste”

I deleted the draft.

NEXT TIME ON AMERICAS NEXT TOP BETA TOP TEN COUNTDOWN IRON CHEF BECAUSE BRITIANS GOT TALENT IDOL, WE MEET THE CONTESTANTS, AND HOLLY AND WTG’S CATFIGHT OVER THEIR LOVE FOR ARTEMIS GETS INTENSE! WILL THEY KEEP THE BALANCE, OR WILL WTG JUST END UP RIPPING OUT WHATS LEFT OF HOLLYS BUZZCUT? STAY TUNED FOR OUR NEXT UPDATE TO FIND OUT!

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22 responses to “Americas next top Beta top ten countdown iron chef because britians got talent idol IS UPDATED!!.” Join in!

  1. Lol, and this has something to do with finding you a beta, does it? XD Whatever, it’s funny, if a bit pointless. I like it. Y’know, you’re berry creative.

    *stares* And I don’t see how my reviews are a threat to Holly. If you made her have an affair with Grub and had Artemis marry Minerva and have a bunch of babies, it’d have to be dang well written for you to like what I had to say XD 😉

  2. hmmmm (bites into cream puff)
    I shall take that into concideration… your gonna crack up once I finish my update

  3. Princess Joob Joob January 18th, 2010 at 7:37 am 3

    I love it! The most random thing I have ever read… EVER! Upadte it please!

  4. what a not-so-stealthy awesome little reality show format fic. 🙂 AA got mentioned. Cool.

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    (0.0) kewl….

  5. *Stares, stares, stares* Wow that’s random. Bunny! Shall join in the random randomness.

    This has to do with you and your non-existent beta?

  6. What’s the non-existant beta story?
    This is funny!!!! Update soon!

  7. Lol, shamwow… for some reason that made me laugh. That and the bit about the drugs. Heheh. I don’t even wanna know what goes on in your mind to make you come up with this stuff. XD

  8. MuriUmbrielCordeliaN January 18th, 2010 at 6:34 pm 9

    This is hilarious!! “Demon bunny! DEMON BUNNY! NOOOOOO!” That’s my favorite part!

    Now…*flicks nonexistent dust off Brisingr* Are you planning on updating anytime soon?

  9. Probably…. I’ll do a quick update before I go to rainforest caf’e

  10. Beckett Simpleton January 18th, 2010 at 7:54 pm 11

    *folds Arms* AND ENGLAND. wer’e not that small are we?
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    Are we…?

  11. That was SO random and funny, which was probably the reason I LOVED IT!!!!!

    I really hope you continue this, and, find a beta. 😉

  12. Oh, and THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PUTTING ME IN!!!!!! 😀 😀 😀

  13. lol this cracks me up!
    I hope you find a beta in the end!
    Carry on with this, I wanna kno how it ends.

  14. Are you English?
    If you arent please tell me you aren’t one of those people that imagine the English to talk in posh accents!!
    Simon cowells probably the best judge ever, your gonna learn French?
    Enjoy.

  15. No, I know most people don’t talk in posh british accents hahaha. This is one of my best pieces

  16. We gonna learn us some French, ne? The picture in my head is funny. Knowing my head, I don’t think Minerva’d find it as funny.

    Take this outta annoucements, please. I wanna vote.

  17. Artylover41697 January 21st, 2010 at 10:16 pm 18

    Hehehe. Thats Hi-larious! U HAVE to update! DEMON BUNNY!!!

  18. *demon bunny jumps on my face* AUGGGH! Get. this. thing. OFF OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. Princess Joob Joob January 29th, 2010 at 8:27 pm 20

    I love it keep updating and updating until your head exploads… or you finish it

  20. WOW your more random than me![thats a good thing] please update![puppy dog eyes with artemis fowl on top]
    P.S i love it

  21. Wowza! That is an awesome piece of writing! Wow. I don’t think anyone has ever written something so randomishly-awesome! I love this story. Only on chapter two. If you haven’t finished the story yet, could you add me? Wow. If you do, make sure I have an uncontrollable urge to hurt people with meh Star Sword. Just imagine an Inuyasha sword, except all black. Yup. Please please add me into it! This is such an awesome story, I never even saw any spelling mistakes. I was too buy laughing. Hehe

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