“Hello, and welcome to the first episode of Americas next top Beta top ten countdown iron chef because britians got talent idol with me, your host, WTG Skillet, also known as Wow thats genius. We are searching around every corner of the universe to find the Americas next top Beta top ten countdown iron chef because britians got talent idol winner, in search of my Beta” I looked nervously at the camera “Yeah, just warning you, I make english look like german in pig latin”.
I fiddled around with the microphone, a piece of blond hair falling in my face as I adjusted my glasses. “Lets meet the other judges”
“First off, we have Simon Cowell of American Idol”
“Please, anything less than THIS atrocious grammar”
Tyra Banks jumped out of nowhere magically, coming in between WTG and Simon
“Dang girl! this spelling is like RE-DONK-CU-LUS! We need to get you a beta”
Holly Short looked up from a draft of One of the boys: Hollys story “I DON’T HAVE LONG HAIR!”
I shook my head
“You did when you were twenty”
“What is it Artemis?”
“You have messed up Myles and Beckett. For god sakes my friend! You call yourself a Artemis Fowl fanatic?”
“You better be glad I have a crush on you, Arty…”
Holly glared at me, then wrapping her arms around Artemis, nearly choking him.
“Back off! HES MINE!”
“According to my stories, yes, but according to my account, I could have him making out with Minerva at any second”
I pulled out my laptop smirking, starting to log onto AFFF, pulling out the write draft panel. I started to type:
Life was tough for Artemis Fowl…. After Holly had cheated on him with Grub Kelp, He decided he would marry Minerva and have a bunch of babies with her…
I looked up from the computer screen
“Wanna read it? I bet you AA will be posting some comments on it as soon as its published Holly… unless, that is, you can let me say I do have a crush on Artemis bigger than your crush on him?”
“Fine. Another dream gone to waste”
I deleted the draft.
NEXT TIME ON AMERICAS NEXT TOP BETA TOP TEN COUNTDOWN IRON CHEF BECAUSE BRITIANS GOT TALENT IDOL, WE MEET THE CONTESTANTS, AND HOLLY AND WTG’S CATFIGHT OVER THEIR LOVE FOR ARTEMIS GETS INTENSE! WILL THEY KEEP THE BALANCE, OR WILL WTG JUST END UP RIPPING OUT WHATS LEFT OF HOLLYS BUZZCUT? STAY TUNED FOR OUR NEXT UPDATE TO FIND OUT!