Hearteh’s Chatroom of Epicness and FGness

Summary: I invented all the emails off the top of my head, so don’t go trying to email them thinking it’s […]

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I invented all the emails off the top of my head, so don’t go trying to email them thinking it’s Artemis or whatever. Also, disclaimer: I DON’T OWN ARTEMIS FOWL!!! DON’T SUE ME!!! I’M TO YOUNG TO BE IN COURT!

AF Peoples
Artemis Fowl the Second=i_invented_the_internet
Foaly=tinfoilhatguy
Holly=dragonfly_wings
Trouble=troublethegunhoman
Mulch=febreeze
Root=i_smell_a_cigar
Caballine=time.at.the.spa
Minerva=curlyhairedgenius
Butler=sig-sauer
Juliet: jadeprincesswilltakeyoudown

FG Peoples
Heart_of_gold (me)=iamthefailqueen1993
Amber Root=butlerlover2000
Domovoi=artyssecretsister
Mira=epicalMira
Other Minerva=Cim

Chapter One: Who Invented the Internet?

i_invented_the_internet (thesecondfowl@yahoo.com) has entered the chatroom

dragonfly_wings (flyingoverireland@hotmail.com) has entered the chatroom

i_invented_the_internet: Well,  Holly, I’m here. No need for me to stay any longer.

dragonfly_wings:  Oh no u don’t, Fowl. Ur staying here.

i_invented_the_internet: What is this ‘ur’ you speak of? Could it possibly be you, not utilizing the amazing invention called GRAMMAR?

i_invented_the_internet: I refuse to respond to you if you don’t speak properly.

dragonfly_wings: You know what’s amazing? The Internet. Which you DIDN’T INVENT. You moron.

i_invented_the_internet: Eh, but it’s a good screen-name, isn’t it?

dragonfly_wings: Actually, until you started talking, I thought you were Foaly. He loves to brag about his inventions.

i_invented_the_internet: Wait. FOALY INVENTED THE INTERNET?!

dragonfly_wings: Did I say that?

febreeze (smellyolddirtspewer@yahoo.com) has entered the chatroom.

jadeprincesswilltakeyoudown (kickassjuliet@yahoo.com) has entered the chatroom

febreeze: hey, all

dragonfly_wings: ‘Ssup, Mulch?

i_invented_the_internet: …

febreeze: Wassup, Artyboy?

i_invented_the_internet: …

tinfoilhatguy (i_invented_the_internet@gmail.com) has entered the chatroom.

i_invented_the_internet: …

tinfoilhatguy: Hey! You so did NOT invent the Internet, Fowl.

i_invented_the_internet: I think I’ll leave before fangirls arrive or something awful like that.

iamthefailqueen1993 (mulderisparanoid@yahoo.com) has entered the chatroom.

iamthefailqueen1993: Heyyyyyyyyy!

i_invented_the_internet: Oh, snap.

iamthefailqueen1993: SQUEEEEE!!!!!!! THEY SAY ARTEMIS FOWL IS IN THIS CHATROOM!!!! WHERE IS HE?!?!?!?! WHERE IS HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

febreeze: Right above you.

dragonfly_wings: XD

i_invented_the_internet: Be quiet, I say!

iamthefailqueen1993: SQUEEEEEEEE!!!! ARTEMIS FOWL!!! *huggle*

i_invented_the_internet: You can’t huggle me virtually, you freak of nature.

iamthefailqueen1993: I’m not a freak of nature! I’m a fangirl!

sig-sauer (butler01@bluediamond.com) has entered the chatroom

sig-sauer: Artemis, do you think you need protecting?

i_invented_the_internet: Only if more of them come along… 

butlerlover2000 (amberroot@gmail.com) has entered the chatroom.

epicalMira (epicalmira@hotmail.com) has entered the chatroom.

artyssecretsister (i_am_artemis_fowls_sister@yahoo.com) has entered the chatroom.

Cim (minervasauce@yahoo.com) has entered the chatroom.

butlerlover2000: SQUEEEE!

epicalMira: SQUEEEE!

artyssecretsister: SQUEEEE!

Cim: SQUEEEE!

i_invented_the_internet: Oh, hellfire.

febreeze: ROFL!!!!

dragonfly_wings: I HAVE to stick around to watch this.

febreeze: be my guest 😀

tinfoilhatguy: this’ll be great

epicalMira: SQUEE, FOALY!!!! *pouncehuggle*

tinfoilhatguy: …

Cim: MULCH!!!! *pounce*

febreeze: bring on da ladeez 😀

Cim: OMG MULCH, I’M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!

iamthefailqueen1993: And so failed the chatroom. 😀

febreeze: oh nuz, dere r ladeez outside mi apartment, must go see dem

dragonfly_wings: More likely your parole officer is outside your apartment, Mulch.

febreeze: g2g

febreeze has left the chatroom.

Cim: 🙁

Cim has left the chatroom.

epicalMira: Errr…

tinfoilhatguy: I also must go.

epicalMira: NOOOOOO

tinfoilhatguy has left the chatroom.

dragonfly_wings: Well, if there’s gonna be a mass exodus…

dragonfly_wings has left the chatroom.

artyssecretsister: arty talk 2 me!!!!!

i_invented_the_internet: Not until you make use of proper grammar!

artyssecretsister: your jerky!

artyssecretsister has left the chatroom.

i_invented_the_internet: Well, there’s another one gone. Who’s left here, anyway?

iamthefailqueen1993: I am!

butlerlover2000: I am!!!

jadeprincesswilltakeyoudown: I sorta kinda am…

i_invented_the_internet: I never knew you were here in the first place, Juliet.

jadeprincesswilltakeyoudown: You’ll forgive me if its kinda hard to type while kickboxing against a black belt.

i_invented_the_internet: …

i_invented_the_internet: Must see this. Goodbye.

i_invented_the_internet has left the chatroom.

sig-sauer: must moniter Artemis safety. goodbye all.

sig-sauer has left the chatroom.

butlerlover2000: NOOOOOO!!!!!

butlerlover2000: ;(

butlerlover2000 has left the chatroom.

iamthefailqueen1993: …

iamthefailqueen1993: And so, the chatroom died. Ciao, all…

iamthefailqueen1993 has left the chatroom.

epicalMira: …

epicalMira: All alonez….

More chapters to come, featuring more AF characters and more FG peoples! 😀

 

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Chapter Two: Bring on the Ladies!

New Characters:

Onyx Fowl=onyxfowl

Please note: in this chatroom story, for creative purpouses, Root is alive. Just disregard that, okay?

i_smell_a_cigar (getbacktoworkyourookie@lep.com) has entered the chatroom

i_smell_a_cigar: Hello?

i_smell_a_cigar: IF YOU’RE THERE, YOU BETTER TALK TO ME, DAMMIT!

dragonfly_wings (flyingoverireland@hotmail.com) has entered the chatroom.

dragonfly_wings: Hey, people.

i_smell_a_cigar: SHORT? WHY AREN’T YOU AT WORK?!

dragonfly_wings: Geez, don’t blow a gasket, Root. I’m coming. I have Internet access inside my helmet, you know.

onyxfowl (onyxfowl@yahoo.com) has entered the chatroom.

onyxfowl: SQUEEE!!!

dragonfly_wings: …another one…

onyxfowl: OMG!!! THEY SAID ARTEMIS FOWL WOULD BE HERE!!!!! IT’S ALL OVER THE INTERNET!!!!

dragonfly_wings: Oh crap.

febreeze (smellyolddirtspewer@yahoo.com) has entered the chatroom

febreeze: bring on da ladeez 😀

dragonfly_wings: No ladeez here, Mulch. Just me and my boss.

febreeze: …

i_smell_a_cigar: CONVICT!!! SINCE WHEN IS THERE WI-FI IN PRISON?!

febreeze: …

dragonfly_wings: I’m not sure he is in prison, sir…

febreeze: oh, crud

dumboidiot (i_am_stupid@hotmail.com) has entered the chatroom.

dumboidiot: QUIET, EVERYONE!

dragonfly_wings: …Er…

dumboidiot: Oh, for goodness sake. It’s me, Foaly! I’m incognito in case–

onyxfowl: SQUEEEE!!!!! FOALY!!!!

dumboidiot: …that happens.

dumboidiot has left the chatroom.

tinfoilhatguy (i_invented_the_internet@gmail.com) has entered the chatroom.

Cim (minervasauce@yahoo.com) has entered the chatroom.

Cim: SQUEEEE!!!!!

onyxfowl: SQUEEEEE!!!!!

tinfoilhatguy: DAMN!!!!!!

Cim: So, all we’re waiting for is Minerva!!! SQUEE!!!!

curlyhairedgenius (nobelprizewinner2878@gmail.com) has entered the chatroom

curlyhairedgenius: Did someone call me?

Cim: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

curlyhairedgenius: Oh, hello!

Cim: MINERVA!!!

curlyharedgenius: Indeed!

curlyhairedgenius: Oh no, I have to go! I’ll enjoy talking to you in the future!

Cim: NOOOO

curlyhairedgenius has left the chatroom.

Cim: NOOOO

Cim has left the chatroom.

onyxfowl: Whatever, I’ll still wait for Arty!

tinfoilhatguy: Caballine needs me. I’m leaving now.

tinfoilhatguy has left the chatroom.

i_smell_a_cigar: CONVICT!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!

febreeze: here 😀

i_smell_a_cigar: I’M COMING FOR YOU!!!

i_smell_a_cigar has left the chatroom.

febreeze: a challenge! 😀

febreeze has left the chatroom.

dragonfly_wings: Hello?

i_invented_the_internet (thesecondfowl@yahoo.com) has entered the chatroom.

i_invented_the_internet: Hello, Holly.

dragonfly_wings: Artemis, watch out for–

onyxfowl: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i_invented_the_internet has left the chatroom.

onyxfowl: MUST STALK HIM

onyxfowl has left the chatroom.

dragonfly_wings: …okay….

dragonfly_wings has left the chatroom.

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Chapter Three: Negotiations

time.at.the.spa (journalist13@horsesense.gnom) has entered the chatroom.

time.at.the.spa: Hello? Anyone here?

i_invented_the_internet (thesecondfowl@yahoo.com) has entered the chatroom.

i_invented_the_internet: Hello.

time.at.the.spa: Artemis?

i_invented_the_internet: indeed.

(AND SO WRITERS BLOCK ATTACKS. Update later.)

Comments on This Post

11 responses to “Hearteh’s Chatroom of Epicness and FGness.” Join in!

  1. Awesome!!! Though I use proper Grammar -_- I rarely use text talk so if you would please make Artyssecretsister(me) have proper Grammar? Any who.. Great story! Brovo!

  2. In the second chapter, you shall have grammer out the wazoo. 😀

  3. Oh, god…Hehe. XD I ? Mulch? Hope that rumor doesn’t spread. Anyway, I lurved it! 5 stars. Keep on updating!

    ~Cimerene

  4. 😀 Thanks!

  5. haha thats funny xD add me pls? 😀 ~ONYX~

  6. Sure! I’ll add you!

  7. *giggles* This is great! Loved the update! Too funny :3 Keep on updating!

    ~Cimerene

  8. I certainly shall! =3

  9. haha i loved the update xD and i soo would stalk arty xD haha *****

  10. Add me!! My catchphrase + Email is..LOLLIPOPS AND ICE CREAM!! Hello all, I am Orion Fowl, master of insanity semi-oldie, and ruler of lollipop land!!! HAA-HA!!

  11. ROFL so wish you’d update XD This is great, I love Mulch’s screen name. Febreeze.. XD I love chatroom fics. Tis my favorite kind!!

    ~Holls, a fanatic

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