Somebody’s watching me—- rockwell

Written on August 4th, 2008 by arty_and_holly_4ever

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Okay, so here it goes. another songfic.  The song is going to go first, and the story is second.  have fun, this is a funny song. oh, n btw, i kinda deleted parts of the song so it was more Artemis fowl like.  None of the other words are changed though, except for the “irs” i changed it to “lep” sooooooo.


I always feel like somebody’s watching me
Who’s playing tricks on me
I always feel like somebody’s watching me

When I come home at night
I bolt the door real tight
People call me on the phone, I’m trying to avoid
But can the people on TV see me or am I just paranoid

When I’m in the shower I’m afraid to wash my hair
Cause I might open my eyes and find someone standing there
People say I’m crazy, just a little touched
But maybe showers remind me of Psycho too much
That’s why…

I always feel like somebody’s watching me
Who’s playing tricks on me
I always feel like somebody’s watching me
Tell me it can’t be

I don’t know anymore
Are the neighbors watching me
Well is the mailman watching me
And I don’t feel safe anymore, oh what a mess
I wonder who’s watching me now— (BOOO!) -The LEP?

I always feel like somebody’s watching me
Who’s playing tricks on me
I always feel like somebody’s watching me
I can’t enjoy my tea

Artemis was looking over his shoulder.  Funny, he thought someone was watching him.  No, impossible, the LEP  promised not to.  He kept walking to the diner.  He was meeting his parents for dinner.  He walked into the diner.

“Hi mom,”  Artemis said distractedly.

“Are you okay?”  His mom asked

“Yea… I just thought…”  Artemis looked over his shoulder again.  He just couldn’t get that feeling out of him.

“Your a little crazy,”  One of his brothers said.

“I am not!”  He said, unsure if what he was saying was even true.

After dinner, he went back to his boarding school.  He took a shower, but he couldn’t manage to open his eyes.  Just in case.  He didnt want to know if someone was there. After that, he went to sleep.  The next morning, Artemis tried to have a cup of tea for breakfast.  Finally, he threw the cup of tea of the table, and left for classes.  The half full cup of earl grey was left sitting there.

 

———Haven———-

“Okay Holly, you can come back,”  Foaly said into a mike. 

“Okay,”  Holly smiled.  Foaly finally figured out what made Artemis tic.  People watching him unaware.  So holly went up to the surface and followed him with a camera.  The tape would give Foaly and Holly fun for days.  It was the perfect joke on their mud man friend. 

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4 Reviews for “Somebody’s watching me—- rockwell”

  1. master fowl Says:

    leave me alone! wwwwwaaaaaaaaaaa! (lol)

  2. TroubleKelp704 Says:

    I liked it. But now I going to be looking over my shoulder for the rest of the day. No kidding, I just looked. Ahhh! I just did it again! :]:]:]:]:]:]:]

  3. arty_and_holly_4ever Says:

    ha ha ha! i LOVE this song, so i thought what the heck, it’s something foaly would do! :D :D :D

  4. TroubleKelp704 Says:

    Ahhhhhhhh! It’s stuck in my head now! I always feel like somebodys watching me. And yes, Foaly would probably do something like that!

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