Author’s Note: Here’s my second songfic because I promised I’d make another one when I got 8 good reviews for my last one. So enjoy… 

To the left,
To the left

To the left,
To the left Mmmm, to the left to the left.
Everything you own in the box to the left.
In the closet that’s my stuff
Yes, if I bought it
Please don’t touch (don’t touch).

Holly looked at Trouble in disgust as he packed all his belongings into a big cardboard box marked “TROUBLE’S STUFF”. Holly eyed him carefully making sure what was hers stayed in her house. She couldn’t trust him. Not after what he had done to her.

You keep talking that mess that’s fine,
But could you walk and talk at the same time and
It’s my name that’s on that tag.
So go move your bags, let me call you a cab.

“Come on Babe…” began Trouble reaching for her cheek.

“Don’t you dare call me that” Holly said fiercly slapping his hand away from her. He repulsed her. She started moving towards the front of the house. Opening the door, Holly gestured towards it. Trouble reached for his bags but Holly kicked one away.

“That’s mine. There’s a cab outside for you.” she hissed.

Standing in the front yard, telling me
How I’m such a fool, talking ’bout
How I’ll never ever find a man like you
You got me twisted

“Holly, if I go out that door you’ll never see me again. This is your last chance.” warned Trouble, thinking Holly would be too much of a coward to go through with this.

“Good riddance.” she replied. Trouble spun around and grabbed her arm, forcing her to look at him.

“Holly if I go through that door you’ll never in the whole of the lower elements find a fairy like me. You know that.” he whispered.

“You think you’ve got me all worked out, don’t you? Well you haven’t. Now get out!” she answered, her voice as feisty as ever. Trouble stepped outside with the cardboard box tucked under one of his arms.

You must not know ’bout me
You must not know ’bout me
I could have another you in a minute
Matter fact, he’ll be here in a minute (baby)

You must not know ’bout me
You must not know ’bout me
I can have another you by tomorrow
So don’t you ever for a second get to thinkin’
You’re irreplaceable

She stepped forward. “You think you’re so unique!” She stepped forward again. “You think you’re so special!” And again. Her shoes audibly clicking with each step she took. ”Think that I would be a fool!” And once more so that they were face to face with each other. “To go for someone like you!”

“But you did. Didn’t you?” he asked

“I know I did. I was such an idiot. But you are forgetting one thing…” she began a small smirk appearing on her face “…that you are not the only fairy in the world.”

So go ahead and get gone
Call up that chick, and see if shes home
Oops I bet you thought, that I didn’t know
What did you think
I was putting you out for?

Because you was untrue
Rolling her around in the car that I bought you
Baby, drop them keys
Hurry up, before your taxi leaves

Holly went to the wall with her back resting upon it as she watched Trouble load his things into the taxi. Trouble had finished and whispered something to the taxi driver. He stood up and walked to where Holly was.

“Honey, ple…” he began

“Honey! Don’t call me honey. Because I know who else you call Honey.” she interrupted spitting out the word ‘Honey’ in disgust as if it were the most vile thing she had ever heard or said. “Now who was it? Oh I remember, it was that lowlife, Lilli Frond!”

“Holly, please listen to me!” Trouble begged.

“To listen to what? To your pathetic atempt at an excuse! I don’t think so.” She retorted, her anger seething.

Begin Flashback: Holly had entered the Lower Element’s most swankiest restaurants to have a little business meeting. She sat down by a table and she swore she could hear Trouble laughing with, what seemed to be a feminine giggle. She did a quick scan around the room and she was right. He was there with his arm around her. He seemed mildly drunk. They looked like they were having the time of their lives. When Holly inspected the girl more closely she thought she saw Lilli Frond. It couldn’t be. She checked once more and it was no mistake. Holly thought to herself that maybe it was only a lunch with a friend so she quietly observed them. Then Trouble kissed Lilli. Holly left the restaurant in tears. End Flashback

So since I’m not your everything
How about I’ll be nothing? nothing at all to you (nothing, nothing)
Baby I won’t shed a tear for you (I won’t shed a tear for you)
I won’t lose a wink of sleep (a wink of sleep)
Cause the truth of the matter is (truth is)
Replacing you is so easy

“Remember, once your gone you’ll have lost me. I’ll be absolutely nothing to you. Just a memory. No photos. I’ve burnt them. Just a memory. To me your nothing. Because once you’re gone I shall not cry nor shall I lose a wink of sleep. Because once you’re gone I can have the easy decision of who should be your replacement.” Holly said, with not a bit of sympathy in her voice.

To the left to the left
To the left to the left

Mmmmm
To the left to the left
Everything you own in the box to left

To the left to the left
Don’t you ever for a second get to thinking
You’re irreplaceable

You can pack all your bags we’re finished
Cause you made your bed and layed in it
I could have another you by tomorrow
Don’t you ever for a second get to thinkin’
You’re irreplaceable

“Now get out of here we’re finished…” Holly began “…and don’t you ever for a second think that you are irreplaceable.” and finished as she went back inside slamming the door in Trouble’s face. All he could think of was that one word. The last word she would’ve ever said to him. Irreplaceable.

Authors Note: Please don’t flame me just because I made Trouble the guy who was cheating on Holly *authoress squeals as readers chuck big pilows at her*. This song was from Beyonce and I do not own this song. I’ve also edited the song out because it was getting too repetitive You know what to do people, R+R!!!

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