A/N Yep, we get to annoy the hell outta Arty. I will allow mild cussing and gore. Just leave your ‘e-mail’ to Arty in the comments, and I’ll try to update the fic. Happy annoying~!
Artemis was up in his bedroom, figuring out how to hack into the US government computers, when his laptop unexpectedly Pinged. Hmm… He thought, wondering who the heck was e-mailing him. He opened his e-mail inbox, and there, at the top of the screen, was 1 unread message. Artemis clicked on it and read the message:
How are you? I’m fine. Who am I? Leader of the IAFFF. Short. Yep. Watch your steps Artemis, ‘cuz hell is comin your way. That’s all!
Artemis was slightly surprised to get a message from some random person. He quickly replied back:
Don’t call me Arty! And how the hell did you get my e-mail address?! Step foot on the manor grounds and I’ll have Butler snap your neck!!!
~Artemis Fowl II
Artemis sent the e-mail feeling slightly satisfied.