Artemis’s Diary
Written on May 7th, 2007 by Nicole_artistStory Details
- Status : Complete
- Category: Other
- Author: Nicole_artist
- Word Count: 347
- Read 324 times
(11 votes, average: 3.64 out of 5)
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This is from the fanart gallery, which I wrote as what was in Artemis’s diary in the picture Secrets, secrets. Here’s the link: http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/Gallery/albums/userpics/10103/diary.JPGÂ Just copy and paste it into the address bar.
Hope you like it!
Today the most horrible thing happened. It wasn’t until 9:46 that I realised that, on my face, was this horrible bump with a yellow top. After staring at it in fascination for 2 minutes, I realised I must remove this unwelcome blemish from my normally perfect porcelain features. After a few unsuccessful attempts at concentrating on it disappearing and attempting to magic it away, I knew that now either manual or chemical measures would need to be taken to dissipate this intruder. I slipped down quietly to my lab, and took a very small sample of it and analysed its chemical make up. With the results I concocted a “cure” for this disgusting lump, and carefully applied it to my forehead where it resided. I then crept back up to my room, giving Butler the day off when he knocked at the door, and locking it when he had gone to keep the twins, Mother and Father out. I hadn’t calculated how long this blemish antidote would take to work, and silently hoped it would only be a few hours. I then looked at my bank balance to cheer me up, and settled cross legged on the floor for meditation.
THE NEXT DAY…
Of course my concoction worked, and I am back to my normal flawless self. I will have to research this strange afflictment when I have the time…
THE NEXT DAY…
ARGH! IT IS BACK WITH TWO COMPANIONS!!!!!
Thank you for reading Artemis’s Diary. ^_^This is a oneshot. That means that unfortunately there will be no more chapters. *tear tear*Â Â
May 7th, 2007 at 11:27 pm
Very funny, Nicole!
I hope you don’t mind, I added in the actual picture, so people could see what you were talking about.
May 8th, 2007 at 11:49 am
Oh. Thanks.
Review peoples! Pwease?
May 9th, 2007 at 3:14 am
oh you should make it llonger its so goood *pouts* good things don’t have too bee short well anyways what I read was great
May 9th, 2007 at 10:40 am
Thankies! Now if you read this review! Because I like reviews, they make my day.
May 10th, 2007 at 11:41 am
Teehee. Arty is going through puberty lol. Although, I doubt Artemis would ever say ‘Argh’.
May 13th, 2007 at 10:21 am
LOL ARTY DOESN’T UNDERSTAND THE FACTS OF LIFE!!
May 13th, 2007 at 10:56 am
He’d say ‘argh’ if there was no other word he could use to describe his emotion/feeling.
May 17th, 2007 at 2:17 am
Ewww.Poor Arty.My skin is how he would always want his to be.I have somthing he doesn’t.That feels good.
June 2nd, 2007 at 9:40 am
He has something that I do. That feels good too. XD
June 4th, 2007 at 10:46 am
YAY!!! …………i like to say YAY!!!
anyway besides my crazyness of the word yay,that was a funny diary/story. (pout) why u make it so short? it could be one of the bests if u added more. mabye a month or something. ever read the secret diary of adrian mole age 13 1/4? its by sue townswell or something likemthat. read mabye one of the books in the series. PLZ i BEG of U to reconsider not adding any more.
June 15th, 2007 at 4:01 pm
I LOVE THE STORY AND THE PIC MADE ME LAUGH!!!
June 15th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
CAN I PLEASE MAKE A DIARY FOR ARTEMIS, TOO? PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!????????????!!!!!!!!!!!
June 16th, 2007 at 7:31 am
Yes, you don’t need to ask me, as long as you don’t copy my ideas straight out.
June 25th, 2007 at 9:07 pm
Hi Just wanted to tell you that this stuff is Great. Looks like Eoin Colfer has some MAjer Compitition.
Can you check out my story. It’s called Three Worlds colide. Could you review it please. I need some coments or I con’t improve It
Lot’s of luck with your story Love From
Holls
August 11th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
lol poor arty. pimples. i just ate! god… u have no consideration for other poeples stomachs! just kidding. that was really good.
August 15th, 2007 at 4:33 pm
original,funny and different!!! its a great story!! PIMPLES…UGH!!
August 27th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
btw the secret diary of adrian mole is by sue townsend not sue townswell lol