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Summary:  December 14, 2009  Apparently, Mom does care how much and how often I write in this…ugh, why couldn’t she have […]

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 December 14, 2009

 Apparently, Mom does care how much and how often I write in this…ugh, why couldn’t she have just gotten me a fish and said I wasn’t allowed to drop it off the roof? Argh, anyway, I’m going to have to find a better place to hide you, you bane of my existence, cuz Aurora found you last night (After attempting and failing to get all the mac ‘n’ cheese out of her hair. Haha, I love Veri!) and wrote a long, drawn-out letter to me about ‘proper diary etiquette’, whatever the hell that is….apparently, I’m supposed to start out by saying my name and telling you about my family and then my hopes and dreams and blah, blah, blah…stopped reading once I got to the part about getting in touch with my “inner feelings.”

 Well, I suppose I should at least say who all lives with me, so if I’m murdered in my bed, the suspects will at least be listed. So, at my house, there’s my mom, my dad, me (Christophe), and my annoying little sisters Aurora and Verity…well, actually, Rora’s the only annoying one. Ver’s pretty cool..in a little-sisterish way….and she’s the only one in this family besides Me, Arty, and Uncle Artemis that knows fairies exist…yeah, did I mention that? Apparently Uncle Artemis kidnapped one when he was a kid and blah-dy, blah-dy, blah…I stopped listening when I saw the hot fairy babe….I could totally see myself getting together with her if she wasn’t, you know, three feet tall…

 Thank the gods, I’ve gotta go to football practice now…holy hell, I’ve written almost a page in this thing! 

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 December 14, 2009

 Haha, Chris got in soo much trouble yesterday! Rora found his diary and snitched to Mom that he’d only written a few sentences in it, and Mom got seriously PO’d…it was hilarious!!! She grounded him and told him he needed to ‘get used to writing in it cuz she was gonna make him write a page every night..’

 Thank goodness Rora didn’t find mine…she doesn’t know about the fairies. Well, she did, when I was kidnapped a while back, but then Uncle Artemis had the fairies mind-wipe her, haha.

Anyway, Ror’s still pissed at me for putting macaroni in her hair. (AND I got grounded and Chris and I both got a big speech about “etiquette” and how we “shouldn’t behave like animals when there are guests” and then we got sent to out rooms to “think about what we’d done.” I hate parents.) Well, sor-ry, if she didn’t make herself such an easy target, maybe I wouldn’t put food in her hair! Or maybe I would…I do love a challenge!

Ack, Chris is off to football practice, which means I gotta go put something slimy under his pillow; he put glue in my shampoo last week, the ass. See ya later, alligator!

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December 14, 2009

I AM GOING TO MURDER THAT SISTER OF MINE!!! I’ve taken five showers and my hair STILL smells like cheese!! What was she thinking??? Is it too much to ask for her to simply finish a plate of food without making it into monuments or putting it on someone?

 Chris is on my list, too, now!! Accusing Uncle Artemis of BANK ROBBERY during dinner? ARRGGHHH, they’re both so embarrassing!!! I think I need to take a warm bath…I’ll finish this later, if I haven’t been taken to jail for a double homicide.

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Verity looked around her as she snuck into Chris’ room, not because she was nervous, but because getting caught was simply not an option for the future greatest crime lord in Ireland. After making sure no one was around, Verity tiptoed into her brother’s room, stopping in front of his pillow. Then she pulled the sticky green surprise she had prepared for her brother out of her pocket, squeezed it out of it’s container onto his pillow, and then made sure to remove all the light bulbs in his room. After all, it wouldn’t do for Chris to be aware of his present until it was too late, thought Verity as she skipped out, laughing to herself.

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Beckett Fowl paced back and forth in front of his daughter, running his hands through his hair. Verity was lounging on a black sofa, looking quite at ease and periodically flicking rubber bands out a window. “Verity, what am I going to do with you? What were you thinking, putting glue under your brother’s pillow?” he asked, sighing.

“One, I was thinking that Chris is an ass who put glue in my shampoo. Two, what about an orphanage in Wheretheheckistan? And, three…that wasn’t glue! It was green glue. There’s a difference.” Verity said, flicking a rubber band out a window.

“It doesn’t matter what color it was, it still glued your brother’s pillow to his head. And, maybe not an orphanage in Wheretheheckistan…maybe Police Plaza in Haven.” Beckett said, smiling in a way that made Verity sure that this visit to Haven would not be a fun one.

 

So what do you guys think? PLEASE tell me I didn’t waste three and a half months working on this!

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  1. MuriUmbrielCordeliaN April 25th, 2010 at 6:02 pm 1

    ~~~>green glue.

    Erm…what the heck happened there? A whole paragraph just disappeared! 😯

    EDIT:Fixed it! 😀 And fuzzed up the break….back to the story panel…

  2. Hermione Fowl April 26th, 2010 at 5:51 am 2

    YAY YOU SEQUALED VERITY!!! I JUST HAVE TO RE-READ VERITY!!!!!!

  3. It’s kinda confusing to know which diary entry belongs to who but it was still awesome once I figured it out!!!
    It was great, I think I like Verity and Christophe…very cool charries.

  4. MuriUmbrielCordeliaN April 28th, 2010 at 12:09 am 4

    😀 Thanks for commenting, guys!
    Hermione:Yeah, I FINALLY did. 😀 Only took me, what? Four, five months? *wince*

    hitsugayatoushiro: (Never get tired of typing that out 😈 ) Yeah, I was worried about that..hopefully the key made it easier…and they’re two of my favorite charas! 😀

                                               -Miss Mureeh, out!

  5. Omigosh! A SEQUEL! *squeals with utter excitement* 😀

    This was great, Muri. Hilarious, too! *sighs happily* Verity could be my long-lost twin. 🙂

    Are ya gonna continue this? PLEASE tell me you are! If you’re not, I won’t be totally depressed, ‘cuz I know what’s it like to have no free time and not have a chance to write. *shudders* The horror.

    Anyways, AWESOME! Wuv it!

    -Star :mrgreen:

  6. MuriUmbrielCordeliaN May 18th, 2010 at 2:38 am 6

    Eeeh, someone else finally commented!!! 😀 *happydance* Thankyouthankyouthankyou, Star!! Yeah, I am gonna continue this, I’ve actually got a few chapters written that I work on about every day; I was just waiting to make sure this story wasn’t a dud before I posted it. 😀 I’m gonna go work on it now, and since you commented, it’ll be posted within the next few days! 😀

    -Miss Mureeh, out!

  7. *squeals with excitement* Yay! Thank you! 😀

    -Star

  8. MuriUmbrielCordeliaN May 23rd, 2010 at 3:26 pm 8

    Okay, update posted! 😀

    -Miss Mureeh, out!i

  9. Aw, awesome update! *shakes head and smiles* Verity got kidnapped again? Well, good for her.

    This is amazing Muri… I love it so much! 🙂 Keep it going… (or else.)

    -Star :mrgreen:

  10. HE HE HE HA HA HA HO HO HO!

  11. MuriUmbrielCordeliaN May 25th, 2010 at 1:05 am 11

    Yay, thanks, Star!! 😀 Yah, I’ll keep it going! I’ve already got the next chapter started! And, next week is Dead Week, so I’ll probably be off school and have lotsa free time to write!!

    LO:Is that a compliment, are you imitating Santy Claws, or are you insulting me? *confused*

    -Miss Mureeh, out!i

  12. I think it was a compliment, but, eh, you can never be sure…

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