Who stole the christmas cake??? ( parts 2,4,6,8…)
Written on August 26th, 2007 by VinyayaStory Details
Butler dusted his hands on his ‘Kiss me I’m Irish’ apron, and placed the cake on the kitchen counter. He heard shouting coming from the living room so he went to investigate.
“Help Butler!” Shouted Artemis, from where Holly was trying to stuff him into a fairy outfit.
” Ehh… I just thought he would look cute on top of the christmas tree?” She said innocently not fooling anyone.
” Ok, try not to kill each other while I’m gone i will be back soon.” And with that he walked of upstairs oblivious to the crime about to be put into action.
When Butler returned he decided to go and ice the cake.
He stood. He stared. The cake was no more. Just a few crumbs scattered on the ground.
The howl of pure rage was heard outside so everyone decided to go and investigate.
*****
Suspect 1 Mulch.
“Ok everyone I hope we all understand the seriousness of the situation. The person found guilty of stealing the cake will have their presents confiscated until new years eve.”
Everyone gasped. ” You can’t do that!!” Said Holly.
” On the contrary I think that punishment if fitting.”
” But… I need to go upstairs for a momen-”
” Ah are we eager to avoid the questioning miss short?”
” No, I-”
” Guilty consience perhaps?”
” No, but-”
” Then I suggest you let us get on with the inquiry.”
Holly scowled. But decided to swallow the many retorts flying around her brain. ” Fine.”
” Now I think we will all agree, that the prime suspect is Mulch.
Mulch sighed. ” Why? I am innocent just a by-stander. Infact I am not even a by-stander. At the time of crime, I was in the bathroom. If you don’t believe me you can check.”
Butler stood for a minute, then got up and went to check out the bathroom.
He stuck his head around the bathroom door and the grimaced withdrawing it hastily. He walked back towards the living room, a slight green ouder wafting around him.
” It is true. Mulch is not the culprit.”
Artemis stood.” This whole questioning is preposterous. Why can’t we just simply get a shop bought cake?”
” Trying to avoid the questioning artemis, are we?”
” Of coarse not.”
” Fine. Your next.”
Some other stories by Vinyaya:
- Trouble, on Holly and Artemis
- In The End
- Talent
- Aphrodite ~The Adventure Continues~
- The Holly Short Novellas


(7 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)
August 26th, 2007 at 8:10 pm
ok so do me a favour artyrox can we eliminate artemis next and can u call the next chappie ‘ Suspect 2. Artemis ‘ ? that way we can do one chapter for each character lol so remember 2 R+R people lol xxx
August 26th, 2007 at 9:33 pm
lol, I wouldn’t look in the bathroom. I’d taske mulch’s word for it!
August 26th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
ok lol
August 26th, 2007 at 10:13 pm
u got it altho i was getting an idea that artemis could b the culprit and that he’d have these clever little plots to make every one else seem like the suspect oh welli can always change that *scruches up the idea and chucks it behind her in the bin* lol r+r on this one and on mine!
August 27th, 2007 at 1:57 am
wow!!:) cant wait til its done *squeels excitedly* dont think Im girly or anything cuz Im NOT!!!!
August 27th, 2007 at 5:24 pm
ok please please please can u iliminate artemis next cos i want holly to be blamed cos i have already planned the final chapter after the culprit is found believe me it’s gonna be good!!!!!
August 28th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
ok lol!
August 28th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
kl so get writing!!!!!!!!!!
August 28th, 2007 at 9:15 pm
ya but remember people R+R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 29th, 2007 at 12:03 am
done chp 3 ur turn i believe
August 29th, 2007 at 1:54 am
hurray!!! another Chapter added!!! Its getting better!!! Vinyaya I hope you know about the fanfic contest cuz it would be sooo awesome if you entered!! Ur a great writer!! I really think a lot of people should enter but its not my choice!!;)
August 29th, 2007 at 5:44 pm
fanfic contest…?
August 29th, 2007 at 6:32 pm
noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omfg i am stuffed i have acidently deleted the whole story and aded 3 empty chapters. i am going to die. *crys* it’s not fair i didn’t mean to! oh help me great editor people i am so very unwise! i don’t know what i have done! *sobs* please MMK or someone else help me!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 30th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
ok well i guess i will just have to re-write. bear with me!
August 31st, 2007 at 9:24 pm
nearly done lol brb
August 31st, 2007 at 10:09 pm
ok thank god it done.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:43 pm
there i published part 4 also!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 31st, 2007 at 10:46 pm
i believe its ur turn artyrox
August 31st, 2007 at 10:47 pm
lol
September 1st, 2007 at 8:12 am
omg no-one is readin *sobs*
September 1st, 2007 at 9:21 am
so what do u think of the romantic twist?????
September 1st, 2007 at 1:25 pm
grrr no reviews!
September 1st, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Engagement ring!? Are you serious!? It’s still funny, though. Trying to put Artemis in a fairy costume and pink lipstick.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
September 1st, 2007 at 2:44 pm
lol i wish artyrox would get a move on though lol
September 1st, 2007 at 3:39 pm
pinch punch first of the month (no return)!
okay ive finished chap 5 ur turn
September 1st, 2007 at 3:42 pm
was trouble supposed 2 be the next suspect cos ive done Minerva oops
September 1st, 2007 at 5:35 pm
yes it was meant to be trubs cos the 2nd chappie ended ” Then where were you at the scene of the crime trouble?” ach well i suppose i can change it lol
September 1st, 2007 at 10:23 pm
ok ur turn please do touble this time cos i wanna do the last chappie holly and that be it ended!
September 2nd, 2007 at 10:44 am
hurry up artyrox lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 3rd, 2007 at 11:56 am
Does anybody here know where Artemis lives
September 3rd, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Artemis lives at Fowl manor
September 3rd, 2007 at 6:03 pm
duh lol that was an obvious question
September 4th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
ive finished the last chapter on my side im so happy i could burst we’re one step from the last step of finishing ok your turn *jumping around like a madman/woman* im so happy im so happy im so happy im so happy im so happy im so happy im so happy im so happy im so happy im so happy im so happy im so happy im so im so happy
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September 4th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
i’m even happier!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay!
September 4th, 2007 at 8:44 pm
ok so i finished it lol watcha thinkin????????????
September 4th, 2007 at 9:15 pm
ok i think its absolutely awesome i luv this!
we finished it go us go us we rule we rock ok excitement over time 2 think of the next thing
September 4th, 2007 at 9:16 pm
yipee we did it
September 4th, 2007 at 10:06 pm
i can’t believe it lol! yay! and what u think of twist at end?????
September 5th, 2007 at 4:13 am
congrats on making history,Im proud to be a wittness!it was a great story or should I say great stories.lol anyway CONGRATS!!:)
September 5th, 2007 at 4:30 pm
yay!
September 5th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
do u think we should do a new year one lol this was so fun i wanna do it again lol omg i really do say lol at lot don’t i lol
September 5th, 2007 at 7:36 pm
yep ive noticed that and i think we should do it
September 6th, 2007 at 8:36 pm
yay!!!!!!!!!!!
September 9th, 2007 at 11:21 am
i got an idia why dont we do a cristmas story with everyone who wants to be in it!
September 9th, 2007 at 11:23 am
ok that was such a dumb idea…..please have mercy im only 9 *cries quitley*
September 9th, 2007 at 12:54 pm
thats a good idea but i think someone else just started a story with us all in it including me so i would have to check first.
it would be cool though lol i wonder if anyone would wanna be in it?
September 10th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
me me me pick me *shoots her hand up in the air and starts waving it around like shes doing the mexican wave repeatedly in fast forward* ask permission first though cos i swear samster8795 (not quite sure those are the no.) cool idea tho
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September 11th, 2007 at 8:24 pm
hahahaha that was soo funny! how could arty be so careless? hahahaha!! ok sorry. hyperness over. WARNING! OVERLOAD! AAAGGGHHH!!! lalala goldfish! i like grapes! fffzzzztttt…..poof.
September 14th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
erm nice? (whispers) she’s crazy…
November 7th, 2007 at 11:53 pm
GREAT STORY!!
May 28th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
write some more
October 27th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
I think its pretty funny.
hmmmm, does this do anything?… :*