Who stole the christmas cake??? ( parts 2,4,6,8…)

Written on August 26th, 2007 by Vinyaya

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  • Status : Complete
  • Category: General and Funny and Romance
  • Author: Vinyaya
  • Word Count: 1178
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Butler dusted his hands on his ‘Kiss me I’m Irish’ apron, and placed the cake on the kitchen counter. He heard shouting coming from the living room so he went to investigate.

“Help Butler!” Shouted Artemis, from where Holly was trying to stuff him into a fairy outfit.

” Ehh… I just thought he would look cute on top of the christmas tree?” She said innocently not fooling anyone.

” Ok, try not to kill each other while I’m gone i will be back soon.” And with that he walked of upstairs oblivious to the crime about to be put into action.

When Butler returned he decided to go and ice the cake.

He stood. He stared. The cake was no more. Just a few crumbs scattered on the ground.

The howl of pure rage was heard outside so everyone decided to go and investigate.

*****

Suspect 1 Mulch. 

“Ok everyone I hope we all understand the seriousness of the situation. The person found guilty of stealing the cake will have their presents confiscated until new years eve.”

Everyone gasped. ” You can’t do that!!” Said Holly.

” On the contrary I think that punishment if fitting.”

” But…  I need to go upstairs for a momen-”

” Ah are we eager to avoid the questioning miss short?”

” No, I-”

” Guilty consience perhaps?”

” No, but-”

” Then I suggest you let us get on with the inquiry.”

Holly scowled. But decided to swallow the many retorts flying around her brain. ” Fine.”

” Now I think we will all agree, that the prime suspect is Mulch.

Mulch sighed. ” Why? I am innocent just a by-stander. Infact I am not even a by-stander. At the time of crime, I was in the bathroom. If you don’t believe me you can check.”

Butler stood for a minute, then got up and went to check out the bathroom.

He stuck his head around the bathroom door and the grimaced withdrawing it hastily. He walked back towards the living room, a slight green ouder wafting around him.

” It is true. Mulch is not the culprit.”

Artemis stood.” This whole questioning is preposterous. Why can’t we just simply get a shop bought cake?”

” Trying to avoid the questioning artemis, are we?”

” Of coarse not.”

” Fine. Your next.”

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52 Reviews for “Who stole the christmas cake??? ( parts 2,4,6,8…)”

  1. Vinyaya Says:

    ok so do me a favour artyrox can we eliminate artemis next and can u call the next chappie ‘ Suspect 2. Artemis ‘ ? that way we can do one chapter for each character lol so remember 2 R+R people lol xxx

  2. Holly314 Says:

    lol, I wouldn’t look in the bathroom. I’d taske mulch’s word for it!

  3. Vinyaya Says:

    ok lol

  4. artyrox Says:

    u got it altho i was getting an idea that artemis could b the culprit and that he’d have these clever little plots to make every one else seem like the suspect oh welli can always change that *scruches up the idea and chucks it behind her in the bin* lol r+r on this one and on mine! :)

  5. luv-artygirl Says:

    wow!!:) cant wait til its done *squeels excitedly* dont think Im girly or anything cuz Im NOT!!!! ;)

  6. Vinyaya Says:

    ok please please please can u iliminate artemis next cos i want holly to be blamed cos i have already planned the final chapter after the culprit is found believe me it’s gonna be good!!!!!

  7. artyrox Says:

    ok lol! :)

  8. Vinyaya Says:

    kl so get writing!!!!!!!!!!

  9. Vinyaya Says:

    ya but remember people R+R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. artyrox Says:

    done chp 3 ur turn i believe :)

  11. luv-artygirl Says:

    hurray!!! another Chapter added!!! Its getting better!!! Vinyaya I hope you know about the fanfic contest cuz it would be sooo awesome if you entered!! Ur a great writer!! I really think a lot of people should enter but its not my choice!!;)

  12. Vinyaya Says:

    fanfic contest…?

  13. Vinyaya Says:

    noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omfg i am stuffed i have acidently deleted the whole story and aded 3 empty chapters. i am going to die. *crys* it’s not fair i didn’t mean to! oh help me great editor people i am so very unwise! i don’t know what i have done! *sobs* please MMK or someone else help me!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. Vinyaya Says:

    ok well i guess i will just have to re-write. bear with me!

  15. Vinyaya Says:

    nearly done lol brb

  16. Vinyaya Says:

    ok thank god it done.

  17. Vinyaya Says:

    there i published part 4 also!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. Vinyaya Says:

    i believe its ur turn artyrox

  19. Vinyaya Says:

    lol

  20. Vinyaya Says:

    omg no-one is readin *sobs*

  21. Vinyaya Says:

    so what do u think of the romantic twist?????

  22. Vinyaya Says:

    grrr no reviews!

  23. Holly Says:

    Engagement ring!? Are you serious!? It’s still funny, though. Trying to put Artemis in a fairy costume and pink lipstick.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  24. Vinyaya Says:

    lol i wish artyrox would get a move on though lol

  25. artyrox Says:

    pinch punch first of the month (no return)!
    okay ive finished chap 5 ur turn

  26. artyrox Says:

    was trouble supposed 2 be the next suspect cos ive done Minerva oops

  27. Vinyaya Says:

    yes it was meant to be trubs cos the 2nd chappie ended ” Then where were you at the scene of the crime trouble?” ach well i suppose i can change it lol

  28. Vinyaya Says:

    ok ur turn please do touble this time cos i wanna do the last chappie holly and that be it ended!

  29. Vinyaya Says:

    hurry up artyrox lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. butler86 Says:

    Does anybody here know where Artemis lives

  31. artyrox Says:

    Artemis lives at Fowl manor

  32. Vinyaya Says:

    duh lol that was an obvious question

  33. artyrox Says:

    ive finished the last chapter on my side im so happy i could burst we’re one step from the last step of finishing ok your turn *jumping around like a madman/woman* im so happy im so happy im so happy im so happy im so happy im so happy im so happy im so happy im so happy im so happy im so happy im so happy im so im so happy :) :) :) :) :) !!!

  34. Vinyaya Says:

    i’m even happier!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay!

  35. Vinyaya Says:

    ok so i finished it lol watcha thinkin????????????

  36. artyrox Says:

    ok i think its absolutely awesome i luv this!
    we finished it go us go us we rule we rock ok excitement over time 2 think of the next thing

  37. artyrox Says:

    yipee we did it :D

  38. Vinyaya Says:

    i can’t believe it lol! yay! and what u think of twist at end?????

  39. luv-artygirl Says:

    congrats on making history,Im proud to be a wittness!it was a great story or should I say great stories.lol anyway CONGRATS!!:)

  40. Vinyaya Says:

    yay!

  41. Vinyaya Says:

    do u think we should do a new year one lol this was so fun i wanna do it again lol omg i really do say lol at lot don’t i lol

  42. artyrox Says:

    yep ive noticed that and i think we should do it

  43. Vinyaya Says:

    yay!!!!!!!!!!!

  44. elfreda Says:

    i got an idia why dont we do a cristmas story with everyone who wants to be in it!

  45. elfreda Says:

    ok that was such a dumb idea…..please have mercy im only 9 *cries quitley*

  46. Vinyaya Says:

    thats a good idea but i think someone else just started a story with us all in it including me so i would have to check first.
    it would be cool though lol i wonder if anyone would wanna be in it?

  47. artyrox Says:

    me me me pick me *shoots her hand up in the air and starts waving it around like shes doing the mexican wave repeatedly in fast forward* ask permission first though cos i swear samster8795 (not quite sure those are the no.) cool idea tho :) !

  48. veelagirl Says:

    hahahaha that was soo funny! how could arty be so careless? hahahaha!! ok sorry. hyperness over. WARNING! OVERLOAD! AAAGGGHHH!!! lalala goldfish! i like grapes! fffzzzztttt…..poof.

  49. Vinyaya Says:

    erm nice? (whispers) she’s crazy…

  50. Jelly Says:

    GREAT STORY!!

  51. Holly and Trubs rock Says:

    write some more

  52. Miasaki Says:

    I think its pretty funny. :) hmmmm, does this do anything?… :*

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