Were Artemis Normal… Chapter 5 added! (Or fixed…)
Written on May 6th, 2007 by Nicole_artistStory Details
(23 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5)
Loading ...… or at least doing normal things. This is from the posts I made in the topic “Were Artemis Real…” on the forum. Here he is doing normal things, which you and I would do, but adds his own twist and personality.
Chapter One
Artemis playing soccer
Artemis tentatively strapped on his shinpads, and glanced at the opposing team. He was way out of his depth here. Yes, intelligence was needed for strategy, but he doubted there would be much strategy needed in this particular game, as the opposing team looked more like a group of gorillas than teenagers playing a fun sport. Artemis wondered whether he could back out now. Probably not, as his parents were watching from the stands. He gulped and ran in to position on the field. Moments later the referee blew the whistle, and his team kicked off. One of his team mates dribbled the ball for a second, then was about to pass it when SMASH! He was tackled brutally by the opposing team. And that opposing team member seemed to be heading his way. Just as Artemis was about to wonder whether his health insurance covered near death, they kicked the ball. Unfortunately, it was at Artemis. Or more specifically, Artemis’s head. He automatically put his hands in front of his face. After all, Artemis cared about his head, because what was in it was priceless. And he would not suffer brain damage just because it would be a hand ball. Sure enough, the ball bounced off his hands and the referee awarded the other team a free kick. For the rest of the game, Artemis lurked in a corner, and when it was over immediatly quit the team and sued the opposition for attempted bodily harm. Amusingly enough, he was awarded $10 000.
May 6th, 2007 at 10:45 pm
Very good fic! I loved chapter 3!
May 6th, 2007 at 11:59 pm
this is halariouse(if thats how you spell it) you should have him go to the mall
May 7th, 2007 at 4:14 am
Hmm… that’s a good idea…
Thanks xxemxx! (I like it too
)
May 7th, 2007 at 8:07 am
IT WAS LIKE SO FUNNY IS THERE GOING TO BE ANY MORE CHAPTERS?
May 7th, 2007 at 8:45 pm
Very good, Nicole_artist! I especially loved the one where he makes a sandwich… you’re brilliant.
May 8th, 2007 at 11:51 am
Thankyou! *bows dramatically on rope hanging from ceiling*
I’ll add a chapter soon, with xxemxx’s idea.
May 9th, 2007 at 3:00 am
lol its hilariouse nicole
May 10th, 2007 at 10:33 pm
I loved it. But it is kinda sad that Artemis can’t do those three simple things. It just sad.
May 13th, 2007 at 10:54 am
Lol, but that’s what makes it funny!
May 30th, 2007 at 9:01 am
There’s going to be a new chappie soon!
May 30th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Make that now.
May 30th, 2007 at 10:36 pm
Very good, as usual.
My favorite line is ‘he wondered if socks counted’. It’s just so like him to try and find a loophole like that.
You should write about him taking care of his new younger siblings… trying to feed them or change a diaper or something.
May 30th, 2007 at 11:26 pm
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Pick me! Pick me! Ok Ok I have the perfect idea you should make Artemis go to the movies to well see a movie!
Like something along the lines of POTC or Eragon I love thoses books to! Or you can make Artemis go to a Concert like U2(no classical its BORING)! Or try to have him walk a dog i bet he can’t do that. Or put him on a reality show(but I don’t think there real) Like sourvivor they have to do pysical activtes on that show or oooo put him on fear factor! Oh I’m soooooo sorry I will let you write Chapter 5 on your own it’s just that Artemis can’t do a lot of thing like”normal”people do. But define normal because as far as i’m concered my life is far and I mean far from noraml. I stop writing now sorry again.
May 31st, 2007 at 8:08 am
No don’t stop!
You have great ideas! You too (he he U2 XD) MMK!
I can’t imagine Artemis on Fear Factor though. I think we’ll leave that for Juliet and Butler.
May 31st, 2007 at 8:10 am
OMG, I just realised I am an idiot. it was xxemxx’s idea, it was FreakyD45663’s idea!
I’m so sorry! It was all your idea FreakyD.
May 31st, 2007 at 8:10 am
OMG, I just realised I am an idiot. it wasn’t xxemxx’s idea, it was FreakyD45663’s idea!
I’m so sorry! It was all your idea FreakyD.
May 31st, 2007 at 8:12 am
Okay how did that happen? Can someone delete my 15 post and this one?
May 31st, 2007 at 4:55 pm
What?????????????? I’m confused whos idea is what?????? Did I steal someone idea if so total accedent (i spelled that wrong).
May 31st, 2007 at 10:09 pm
Well it wasn’t mine so sorry I can’t take ANY of the credit.
May 31st, 2007 at 10:11 pm
Imagine Artemis at a concert. Now that would be funny!
June 1st, 2007 at 9:35 am
Erm, it was FreakyD’s idea, I just had a typo and got mixed up at the top.
No one stole anyone’s idea, the blame lies with me for getting names mixed up.
June 1st, 2007 at 2:28 pm
Ok I know I put a lot of ideas out there but they keep coming to me. Ok Artemis can get a job at like a preschool center(I don’t know if Europe has a preschool cause I know you go buy Level or something like that. You learn this when taking French and Artemis whould be a cool toutor for that), he can learn kung fu(and don’t say thats Butlers job because Artemis needs to protect himself and needs to stop relying on other people, the rich snob.) Have him work with mentally chaellenged people cause people are not probably will not be as smart as like him. Or …….. I’m out of idea now. Bye.
June 2nd, 2007 at 7:47 am
Great Fanfic!!!!
You should have Juliet take him to a wrestling match, or have him playing video games, or ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… playing fetch with a really stupid great dane that jumps up on you everytime he brings back the slobbery ball, or take him to remedial classes; he’d be bored out of his brain, or have him camping in the bush for a week or get Butler or Juliet to make him do a Madame Ko course, or take Minerva Paradizo on a 21st century date, or indoor rockclimbing! paintball skirmish, swimming, athletics, or make him write a really modern kind of book, or read a really stupid book like UFO or UFO in the USA by Dave Hackett!
June 2nd, 2007 at 9:39 am
Ah, but those aren’t NORMAL things.
They must be normal things, that you and I do. And unfortunately I don’t do Kung fu. XD
June 4th, 2007 at 5:46 am
i totaly agree with SKaKnez. Artemis take Minerva out on a 21st date.or mabye make him go swimming and dive of a jumping board.or……….mabye go on the lightning bolt with juiliet or minerva.
(if u dont know wat the lighting bolt is its the fastes ride in australia or mabye the world =0 but the main point is that its a terrifing ride and gose around in a circle and goes upside down backwords forwords and tlts side to side) if u now dont know wat a lighting bolt ride is then im sorry, this is so funny story. =)
June 5th, 2007 at 11:25 pm
i feel it was rather insulting! i mean, realy. i can make a sandwhich! and Butler never takes holidays!! i let him but he
choses to stay. >:0
you little…
June 5th, 2007 at 11:28 pm
haha got you. i know its all in good fun, although, the ice-skating incident is possible, per-say.
June 6th, 2007 at 7:55 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I’m not that much of an artist as my cousin. Sooo, I was thinking if somebody could draw this out. Can you make a chapter with artemis in a arcade. In his new normal clothes!!
June 15th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
Hehe, good idea! He could get frustrated with a game and hack into the network and make some sort of virus… hmm…
I’m quivering at the moment because I’m tired and cold. I’m seriously vibrating, no joke! aavavavavavava….
OMG! It’s 2 o’clock! How did it get that late? *leaves quivering*
June 17th, 2007 at 3:18 am
bwahaha its hilarious
how bout arty going to the beach ?
“Seven minutes later he emerged with his suit neatly folded inside the BAD that had previously contained the outfit he was now wearing (aside from the black button up shirt, which was still nestled in there).”
its bag not bad btw
June 17th, 2007 at 8:42 am
Thanks, I’ll edit it.
Another good idea!
June 24th, 2007 at 1:09 pm
This… is so funny, I had to thank you because this was too funny I didn’t have to do my crunches
June 30th, 2007 at 1:28 pm
I loved it!! I was laughing real hard. Every chapter has its own charm and I cant wait to read more.:)
July 6th, 2007 at 2:22 pm
;) Hilarious! Maybe you should have Juliet drag Artemis to summer camp. Please write more!
July 7th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
Is there supposed to be a chapter 5 because if there is i cant get to it
July 15th, 2007 at 6:10 am
There’s going to be, I just haven’t finished it and can’t be bothered deleting the chapter thing, because I’ll just have to reinsert it.
August 11th, 2007 at 9:53 pm
i love the hell out of it!!! the part about the ice skating sounds exactly like me. i hate it. but im good at ‘normal’ skating. arty would look so damn cute in normal clothing!
August 15th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
teehee that was sooooooooo funny!yeah I think artemis would be hella adorable in normal clothes!!!!=)
September 8th, 2007 at 4:28 am
he would seem cute in NORMAL clothes
September 11th, 2007 at 4:15 am
What’s with chapter 5?
February 1st, 2008 at 10:03 pm
OMG THAT WAS SOOOOO FUNNY!!
AAAAAAH! I THINK ARTY WOULD LOOK SO D— CUTE IN NORMAL CLOTHES!! OMG I COULD SOOOO IMAGINE HIM!!
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February 1st, 2008 at 10:47 pm
LOVED IT!
June 28th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
This is cute !!! *squeels in delight*
Maybe Juliet could drag him to a nightclub and make him DANCE !!! HAHAHAHA