“Where is Minerva and Holly?” asked an annoyed Artemis. They were at the Section Eight HQ “Oh, they’re just on another undercover mission,” replied Foaly, “Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a wedding to plan.” They all knew the story; Foaly had, halfway between a deadly Council attack, proposed to his girlfriend. They were all so sorry for her. Artemis was stood in front of his laptop screen typing non-stop, while a 58 year old Butler snoozed in his chair. “What kind of undercover mission?” Artemis was constantly paranoid about his new and first girlfriend, the beautiful and blonde, Minerva. “You’ll find out soon mud-boy, sorry, mud-man. I keep forgetting you’re 18. But right now you have a goblin problem down at the Humanoid gig.” The Humanoids were a new girl band, everyone loved them. “On it. I’ll leave Butler he’ll need the nap.” said Artemis before he sped out the door.

Artemis took one of the disguised LEP shuttles down to the Music Centre where the Humanoids were showing, LEP Major Trouble Kelp was by his side. “We’re here” called Trubs and stepped out. They made their way to the problem and somwhow managed to disarm some Dwarfs and put out some Goblins. They were having a row over which tastes better: clay or ash. “Well back to HQ,” muttered Artemis as he made his way back to the shuttle. “I think you might want to see this,” said Trubs and dragged Artemis to the front of the stage. A human and a fairy were on stage singing, The Humanoids. They were incredibly popular and Section Eight often had to break up fights in the middle of shows. So why had Trouble brought him here? “Look at them Artemis, d’you see anything familiar?” Artemis looked up at the singers. They did look familiar, but from where? then it struck him. All he could think was: WOW! The voices were brilliant and so was the dancing but it was the perfect disguise! It was Holly and Minerva! Popstars! I repeat: WOW! Before he knew it Atremis was dancing and singing along with the rest of the crowd, Trubs was whistling and shouting. Him and Holly had also kicked it off together. Holly and Minerva. Popstars. Wait until he told Butler!

Some other stories by English-Minerva:

• I'll Have To Tell Her
• Hell Unleashed
• Opal Koboi II reveals secret about Root
• Letters
• Human Concert