Worlds Collide At Hogwarts
Written on June 17th, 2007 by AryaStory Details
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The six of them entered the class room with the other Gryffindors and the Slytherins just as the bell to signal the beginning of class rang. They took seats around the middle of the class and Hermione and Artemis took out their books
Just then Professor Umbridge entered the room. She still had her vibrent and very noticeable pink outfit on along with the black velvet bow which sat atop her thick mousey brown hair.
“You can put those away,” she said to the people who had taken their wands out. Everyone groaned except for Artemis and Hermione. Something told them that this was going to be a very boring lesson.
“Now, what I want you to do is to is to read the first chapter in your books for the rest of the lesson. Not talking of course.”
Holly took out her book and was about to start reading when she noticed that Artemis and Hermione had their hands up.
“Yes Miss Granger and Mr Fowl,” said Umbridge sweetly. A little too sweetly in Holly’s opinion.
“You see professor I have already read the first chapter of this book,” said Artemis.
“So have I professor,” piped up Hermione from beside Artemis.
”Well could you read the next chapter then you two,” said Umbridge, still keeping her voice thick with honey. It made Holly want to vomit. ‘Maybe Fred and Gorge could help with that’ she thought.
”I’ve read that too professor,” said Hermione. “So has Artemis. We’ve read the whole book.”
“Oh if that is true could you tell me wat the author thinks of counter jinxes as stated in Chapter 15 Miss Granger.
“He thinks that counter jinxes are just a name that people give their jinxes to make them seem more inportent.” said Hermione and suprisingly Artemis together. The class stared. Here in front of their eyes was another know-it-all. Did hermione have a twin that they hadn’t known about or something.
”Hmmm,” said Umbridge clearly impressed but not wanting to admit it.
”Professor there is something that I don’t understand,” continued Hermione.
“And what might that be dear? asked Umbridge?”
“Well,” began Artemis as if he knew what Hermione was going to say.
“There isn’t anything in here about using defensive spells,” finished Hermione. It was official, the class was spooked. How could those two finish was each other were going to say when they had only met last night.
“Using difensive spells,” laughed Umbridge. It was a high tinkling laugh which made Holly want to vomit even more. And if the looks on Ron, Harry and Foaly’s faces were any indecation they were thinking the same thing.
“We’re not going to learn defensive magic,” said Holly shocked. ”But this class is called Defence Against the Dark Arts. How are we suposed to defend outselves if we don’t learn how to?’
There were several nods of approval at her outburst the most coming from the Gryffindors and barely any coming from the Slytherins.
“Raise your hand if you wish to speak in my class please miss Short. And if I might be so bold as to ask. What do you expect to need to defend yourself from?”
“Oh, let’s think,” said Harry in a very sarcastic voice. “Oh yeah, I have it. Lord Voldemort.” Several people in the room flinched. The only ones who didn’t were Harry, Holly, Artemis, Foaly and Umbridge.
”I feel that it is my duty to tell you Mr Potter that the dark lord is not back and will not return to walk this earth any time soon.” said Umbridge, jsut as sweetly as ever but Holly could tell that she was trying to refraim from shouting.
“Oh, and how would you know?” demanded Holly her temper rising. Out of the corner of her eye she could see Foaly flinch. He knew what was coming even if the rest of the class didn’t.
“I supose you were there last year when Harry entered the maze and got taken to Voldemort. I guess you were there when he was reserected and I guess you were there when Harry fought for his life and barely survived.” Holly’s temper was rising by the second and it was clear that Foaly and Artemis knew what was coming so they prepared to duck under their desks if neccessary.
“Now really Miss Short,” said Umnridge who was clearly trying desperately not to lose her cool.
“This has nothing to do with you so I’d advise you to keep your nose out of other people’s buisness, where it belongs.”
“Your a fine one to talk,” said Harry his temper rising now just like Holly’s. “How much is Fudge paying you to take this job, trying to spy on Dumbledore and the rest of the school. That Minister for Magic is as parinoid as they come-”
“ENOUPH,” shouted Umbridge. She had lost it for a moment and now she was trying desperately to regain control her temper.
“Would you two please come up to my desk. Brinhg your things, I dare say that the class will be over by the time you get back.’
Holly and Harry stuffed their books back in their bags and walked over to the teachers desk where the professor was writing something on a sheet of pink parchment. ‘How typical,’ thought Harry and Holly when they saw the colour.
Umbridge finished writing and rolled up the scroll very tight.
“Now,” said the professor in her syrupy voice. “Take this to professor Magonigal at once and then head to your next class.”
Harry took the scroll and without another word he and Holly exited the classroom with Harry leading the way to Magonigal’s office.
“Thanks for standing up for me in there,” said Harry when they had exited the DADA corider.
“No problem,” replied Holly still a little grumpy. “I don’t know how people like her can exist. First there was cudgeon, then Koboi, then Spyro and now this Umbridge woman. Am I a magnet for these types of people or something?”
“Do I even want to know/” asked Harry looking down at Holly.
“Trust me when I say that you don’t,” replied Holly throuh gritted Teeth.
“Well now we’re going to get it,” muttered Harry as they approached Magonigal’s office.
“I bet if she’s going to yell at us then I’ve indured worse,” muttered Holly back. “I’ve nearly had my ear drums nearly blown out of my head on many ocassons so I don’t think that Magonigal can be much worse.”
”We’ll see. I guess it depends on what Umbridge wrote on the parchment.” replied Harry looking down at the pink sheet of parchment which was in his hand.
They reached the door to the office and Holly knocked. They heard a muffled reply and opened the door.
“What are you two doing here?” asked Magonigal sharply when they entered the room.
Without a word Harry handed the scroll from Umbridge. Magonigal took it and unrolled it. She scanned it and then looked up at the two of them.
”The two of you have detention with Professor Umbridge this Friday after dinner,” she stated bluntly.
“What,” said Holly and Harry together. “That excuse for a professor was the one that started it,” protested Harry
”She called him a liar and she won’t let us use any magic.” added Holly who was fuming.
”Potter, Short that is enouph,” said Professor Magonigal cutting Harry off as he opened his mouth to protest further.
”I actually agree with the two of you about her,” Holly and Harry just stared at her in shock. She was agreeing with them. This had to be a first.
“But,” she continued. “There is no point in argueing with her. She won’t believe you no matter how much evidence you put in front of her. She won’t believe anything that Fudge dosn’t say is true. So I’m afraid that there is no point in trying to convince her so you two will join her in her office at six o’clock for detention on Friday. That is my final word.”
With that she looked down at the papers on her desk and Harry and Holly took that as their queue to leave. As they left the office the bell rang and they headed down to the great hall for dinner.
“Well that wasn’t nearly as bad as I thought it would be,” said Harry trying to lighten the mood a little before they rejoined their friends. Holly just kept quiet as they made their way over to the Gryffindor table to sit with their friends and the other Gryffindors.
“So,” said Ron as the approached. “How bad was it?”
“We’ve got detention with her on Friday after dinner,” replied Holly bitterly as she sat down between Foaly and Artemis. ”And I mean Umbridge and not Magonigal.”
“Oh, I feel so sorry for you guy’s,” said Foaly putting a hand on his friends shoulder. “After you two left Hermione and Artemis got every question right that Umbridge shot them about the stupid book we had to read. In the end she got so mad that she took 5 points off of Gryffindor for it.”
“What,” demanded Holly and Harry together.
“How dare she do that,” raged Holly. She had only been at the school for about twenty four four hours and she was already beginning to feel attatched to the place. This was one Mudmen dwelling that she was happy to enter and not happy to leave. She wanted to stay here for the year and to win the house cup for her house. In short (No pun intended I can assure you) she wanted this place to be her home.
”Just because they get some questions right is no reason for her to take points from Gryffinfor,” added Harry angrilly.
Just then a girl that appeared to be in sixth or seventh year came over to them.
“Harry, I’ve been made Quittich captain,” she exclaimed happily.
“Congrats Angelina,” said Harry, who was clearly happy that the subject was off Umbridge.
“Quittiche?” whispered Holly to hermione who was sitting accross from her.
“It’s a sport that’s played up in the air,” replied Hermione.
Holly seemed to brighten at this.
“Well I’ve organised for the remaining team members to meet at the pitch on Saturday this week. I expect you to come. You can bring your friends too. Your two new friends would probably like to see you play.”
“Good idea, maybe they would like a ride on your Firebolt,” added Ron who had been listenng to the conversation.
”Ok,” said Harry. “Would you guy’s like to come and see us practice?”
“Sure,” replied Holly immediately. It sounded like a fun sport if it was in the air.
“Why not,” replied Foaly looking up from his huge plate of vegetables.
“I’ll come to watch as well,” said Artemis after a minute of consideration.
“Ok, I’ll see you at the pitch at seven O’clock then,” said Angelina and with that she walked down the table and sat with some friends.
“Well at least you have something to look forward to at the end of the week,” said Ron.
“Yeah,” agreed Harry. He looked down at his plate and began to eat.
Something told him that on Saturday they were going to see something that they weren’t going to forget in a hurry.
June 19th, 2007 at 8:57 pm
Wasn’t Ronan the name of a centaur in Harry Potter?
Well, it was cute. Pre-TLC fanfictions are the best.
June 24th, 2007 at 11:39 am
THank You, I thought it was cute too. Hope I get some more coments soon. I’m glad you spotted the conection to Harry Potter. that’s going to be important later in the story. OOPS, I’ve given away too much. Oh well you’ll find out sooner of later. SEe yuh.
Love from Holls
June 27th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
Isn’t Garrowson the last name of Eragon’s adopted brother? Love this fic! Write more soon….Pwease!
June 28th, 2007 at 7:07 am
HAY”I am so glad you spotted that . Trust me this Fic is going to get a lot more interesting. Hope You enjoy the rest. Love from
Holls
July 3rd, 2007 at 4:22 am
I love this!!! It’s awesome!!! And I’m not just saying that!! The only thing is that there are a LOT of typos. (I don’t know if it’s just wordpress that’s doing that though) You could use a spell check thingee or send it to a very spell perfect friend before you put it on the website. that’s what me and my friend do. AND IT HELPS!!!!! keep writing!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!
July 4th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Great story! Love the idea of the People (and Artemis) discovering Hogwarts. Keep writing. There are a few minor spelling errors, but other than that great!
July 6th, 2007 at 1:06 pm
This is one of my fav fics. I can’t wait to find out what happens next.
July 19th, 2007 at 7:48 am
Hay sorry guys but I’m not going to be able to do more unless I get my Harry Potter book back from my cousin. So you’ll have to wait for a few weeks. Thanks for the complements ‘Holly S’ and hope your own fan fics turn out good. Love from who wlse but
your neighbourhood LEP officer.
Captain Holly Short
July 25th, 2007 at 1:37 am
very nice. right somne more=]
August 25th, 2007 at 7:29 am
OY YOU LOT!!!!!
Is there something wrong with your keyboards cause if not then you have no excuse for not typing up some revies ans some constructive crits.
Just thought you auta know.
Is it too much to ask for to get a little hepl now and again?
Well See yay
August 27th, 2007 at 2:36 am
Excellent. Write more! A lot more!
August 27th, 2007 at 2:37 am
Here’s an idea: ad in Eragon and Saphira into the story.
August 27th, 2007 at 6:21 pm
Ok one question.
How the heck did you know what I was going to include in the next story
Are you psycic or something like that
Well anywat thanks for the rewiews. At lesat someone did. Well see you when the next stuff goes up.
Your’s senserely
Captain Holly Short
August 31st, 2007 at 3:02 am
Centaurs don’t have any magic at all. They rely on their brains and hooves. If centaurs don’t have magic, how can Foaly shield? I hate Commander Sool too.
August 31st, 2007 at 6:15 pm
Foaly can shield because I made him invent something that would help him shield. The same thing that Artemis used to shield you know Does that answer your question?
September 2nd, 2007 at 5:49 pm
Yea.
September 3rd, 2007 at 7:20 pm
What do you think of my prank of Umbridge. Tell me if you want me to tourture the old bat more and I would be glad of Ideas. It would be better to get others involved with this story. I hope you like the rest of it and keep up reading and REVIEWING.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
signed
Captain Holly Short
September 5th, 2007 at 4:57 pm
i got an idia! why don dey get a plastic headband with devil horns,turn the handles invisible and use a hover charm on it and den it will make her look like devil………
MUHAHAHAHAHA!
September 5th, 2007 at 5:40 pm
I like that Idea and I might use it. Maybe I should use a permenent sticking charm so that she can’t get them off. Love the idea and enjoy the rest of the Fic
September 9th, 2007 at 11:57 am
wiked! holly in a short skirt, omg
September 9th, 2007 at 11:59 am
im elfredas little sister,bethany!
September 10th, 2007 at 4:33 am
I like it, a little bit of spelling, but at least it’s readble and has a realy cool storyline. I love what you did to Umbridge she reminds of my old math teacher only doesn’t have a syrupy voice.
September 10th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Thank you very much. As I have said above I would love some sugestions about what I could do to Umbridge. There is only so much a LEP officer like myself can do (Giggles) Thank you so much.
September 13th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
great plz update soon
September 16th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
I am updating and I am glad that so many people have read and reviewed. I would like to thank all of you but that would take waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy too long.
Good bye untill next I review.
September 22nd, 2007 at 11:08 am
Oy, Would you lot hurry up and help me out here. I could really use some ideas here. I can’t do this all by myself. I’m not mental, Unlike my little sister.
pleeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssseeeeeeeeee HELP ME OUT ALREADY. i NEED IT A LLLOOOTTTT.
See you later.
September 25th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
update plz and you wrote a great story
September 26th, 2007 at 4:36 pm
Thank You Artemis Fowl and don’t worry. I’m planning to undate very soon.
September 29th, 2007 at 9:20 pm
I do not mean to sound rude but it is really long and i had to stop in the middle of it but otherwise it is good!
September 29th, 2007 at 9:21 pm
You should calm down and let the reviews come in without being a bit rude to everyone. Infact if i didn’t want to metion this to you then your rudness would actually stop me reviewing.
Try writing instead of ranting.
September 29th, 2007 at 9:22 pm
And this is your story. you really should come up with the ideas yourself.
September 30th, 2007 at 9:15 am
Thanks Vinyaya. I think I really needed that.
I gues I was just getting a little over excited and I’m sorry I was ranting on like an idiot. I really didn’t mean to be so rude.
Well sorry again.
October 14th, 2007 at 8:26 am
If no ones commenting because I was so rude then I’m sorry but would you lot please tell me if it’s good or bad.
PPPPPPPLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love From Arya
October 16th, 2007 at 8:32 pm
Will soneone please review about what they think of my plot twist. I need to know what you lot are thinking before I an continue with this. I’m really sorry for the way that I acted and I am begging you lot to revies. Please tell me if you like it or not!!!!
October 16th, 2007 at 9:50 pm
i do like it arya! xx good chapter lol!
October 19th, 2007 at 7:50 pm
Thanks a lot ‘V’
November 16th, 2007 at 2:34 am
GREAT STORY!!!! I just finished reading it! oh wwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeethhhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb *spits on screen* where r u Vinyaya DON’T LEAVE ME!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 16th, 2007 at 2:36 am
XD XD beep
November 16th, 2007 at 9:30 pm
I FINIALLY FINISHED ( FINALLY) I we… I LOVED IT! AWESOME STORY , YOUR AN AWESOME WRITER! PLLZZZZ PLLLZZZZ CONTINUE! PLZ! It was reallly awesome , i odn’t really read harry potter , but i do know a little about it , and your story is like perfect!
November 26th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Thanks a lot for the support yiou guys. I have been busy reading the fanfiction on fanfiction.net and I lost track of time. My little sister made the computer crash so I’ve had to do without it for a while but now that I’m back and better then ever you can expect taht chapter 17 will finally be finished.
November 27th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
HI!!!!
I love it, it’s brilliant
although there are a lot of typos.
Please write more.BTW is the story finished??
:)
December 6th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
The story is not finished and will not be finished for a long time. I just have a lot of things to do so I can’t update as often as I want. I will do my best to update ASAP but hold on my readers until then plaese. I can safely say that you’ll like what I have planned.
December 13th, 2007 at 1:56 am
I love it! Aside from a few spelling errors, the plot is quite creative, too.
December 17th, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Thanks for the comments. I know about the seplling mistakes but I really cant’ be bothered going through the whole thing again. I will be more careful in later chapters but for now please stop telling me about my misktaes. There will be a lot more of this story but I have exams on soon so I have to revise a lot. Keep a look out for the update but it might be a while comming just to warn you. Hope you all are well.
Love
Arya
January 20th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 4th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
I have some ideas for the other animagus forms put I wanted to ask my readers what they thought. If you have any ideas just tell me. You never know, you might end up sugesting a really good one.
February 28th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
How long has it been since you updated?
March 3rd, 2008 at 12:09 pm
I don’t know. I’ve been busy with tests. I hate some of my teachers. They kept me busy revising for ages. I only had time to pop in and review a few things. Not to mention my lil sis has been hogging the computer so I didn’t bet much time.
I promise to update a little more often ok.
Love Arya.
June 21st, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Have you read the Warriors series? Because there’s a character in it named Lionheart. You probably haven’t, I’m just wondering. Your story is really, really good.
June 21st, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Okay, I know I just wrote a review, but now I finished the story. It is so unbelievably good!!!!! When can you update again? I can’y wait!
June 28th, 2008 at 9:20 am
I’m sorry I haven’t been on the site for ages. I’ve been having writers block. I’ve been reading some fics on fanfiction.net to try and get some ideas.
I have no idea how much longer it’ll be till I update again but I’m planning to do it soon. I got an idea from a HarryPotter/StarWar crossover I read so I’ll try and get the next chapter up ASAP.
May the force be with you
Arya.