You are here: Home » FanFiction » The Map

The Map

Summary: I’m sorry if you think this is a bit childish/OOC for Juliet, but I always pictured her as a big […]

Chapters: 1 2 3 4 5

7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 57 votes, average: 4.71 out of 57 votes, average: 4.71 out of 57 votes, average: 4.71 out of 57 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5 (7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)
You need to be a registered member to rate this post.
Loading...

Reading Mode

I’m sorry if you think this is a bit childish/OOC for Juliet, but I always pictured her as a big kid. A big kid, with an unrealistic Long Island accent, but a kid nonetheless 😉 I don’t own her, Weight Watchers, Jenga, Swiss people (nor their cheese), pushpins (oh, how I wish) or the other-3-million-miles-of-the-Earth.

  

There’s this map on the wall. 

  

It’s a map of the whole wide world. 

  

And kids say “big, wide world”, and you’re like “aww”, but, when you think about it, that thing needs Weight Watchers or something because it’s way to heavy for its height. 

  

And, because of that, you’d think there’d be plenty of room on our fat-ass Earth, and that people who said that it was small world were the ones on hemp. 

  

But, of course not! No, there isn’t enough space on over three million miles of land and water. And, of course, the other side of the world is so freaking far away that a little sister can’t visit her big brother, or the woman who raised her, or the man she was in love wi- 

  

Oops. Cat escaped, eh? So, what, the little immigrant misses Mum, Dom and Arty? You got a problem? 

  

I will wrestle you! No, seriously, call me a weak girl or a dumb blonde and I will drop kick down to Venezuela. 

  

I miss them . . . 

  

All I can do is stare at this freaking, fat-ass map of the world and wonder: 

  

Can I tunnel to Ireland? 

  

No, really. Like, when kids say “I’M GONNA DIG A HOLE TO CHINA!” Can I do a hole to Ireland?   

Chapters: 1 2 3 4 5

Comments on This Post

11 responses to “The Map.” Join in!

  1. I don’t care if I’ve only read chapter 1, I need to comment!

    *starts laughing uncontrolably* Oh *giggle* my *snort* God! *chuckle* Technically- 8bursts out laughing while taking* Technically she can. *laughs more*

    I-I’ll rate when I read the *HA!* rest!

  2. Partyonsoccerfan, MCR fanatic! January 23rd, 2010 at 11:14 pm 2

    I LOVE IT!!! Great job as allways!

  3. I love it too! it was H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!!! 😀 No mistakes. Perfect grammar. Extremely funny.

    This calls for five *s. 😉

  4. It’s all coming back to me. This is why I love you so much.

    () ()
    (0.0) yep, that’s why. And the fact that you’re awesome. Yes. Yes, that’s why.

  5. IwishIwasafaerie January 24th, 2010 at 11:11 pm 5

    i have no idea what that was but I love it. as always. 😀 it’s freakin’ amazing how much talent you have! update. I dn’t know what categoryu this should be in. 😀

  6. Love you too, SB and Bunny 😉

    And thanks for laughing. I did too 😀

  7. MuriUmbrielCordeliaN January 26th, 2010 at 12:21 am 7

    This is awesome and absolutely hi-larious, TWS!!! I love it!! 100000000000 stars for TWS for being so awesome!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

  8. AH! Awesome, I loved it! I give you 5 stars 🙂 Made me laugh so many times.

  9. This is AMAZING!!!! I love this. So much!!! UpDaTeTh???

  10. Hermione Fowl March 31st, 2010 at 7:00 am 10

    UPDATE OR FEAR MY WRATH!!!! YOU ROCK TWS!!!

  11. I have got to quit rifling through the “funny” category, ’cause there’s reason for it.

    Kay, the spacing was a bit annoying, and empty chapter five had me spitting fire.

    Other then that, absolutely hilarious! I think it’s kinda IC. Juliet’s the kind of tough girl who’d do that.

Leave a Reply

Help: How do I get an avatar?