The Golden Army
Written on June 16th, 2009 by Artemis Fowl IIIStory Details
- Category: General
- Author: Artemis Fowl III
- Word Count: 1493
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Chapter 2
Mystery Caller
Ireland - Fowl Manor - 2009
In the central computer room, by the door, was a young figure standing, peering inside the room. If you were the youth peering in you would see Artemis staring at the only computer not switched on in the room with tears strewn across his face.
“Artemis, I have your earl grey.” Said Juliet, for that was who the youth was.
“Just leave it on the tab…” Artemis replied but was interupted by a constant ringing sound.
As he picked up the phone he heard a voice not quite unlike his own speaking on the other end.
“Artemis Fowl. Meet Me at the rusty bottle. 1:00 tommorrow. discuss Opal Koboi Plot. Bring Domovoi. Only Holly could ruin everything. Do not let any pixies, centaurs, demons, warlocks or sprites find out or Holly might come.”
Somewhere underground - Haven - 2009
“Holly.” said the centaur as he tapped into the mysterious call on his massive super computer with brain wave controlability (that feature was under going repairs after it picked up a certain faeries sad waves when she returned quite suddenly from ireland in floods of tears) and an invention of Foalys own, the V-board.
“What do you want?” came the reply from the LEP helmet within which a certain Miss Short was hiding, “I’ve told you I’m sorry about the brainwave thing 1,000,000 times.”
“It is not about that ,and for the last time it is a brainwave controlability feature not a Brainwave thing!” came the harsh toned reply.
“Well what is it th…” Holly was cut short as the message played quickly in her helmet, “No, No, No, NO, NO!!!! I will not go to the rusty bottle.”
“Holly.”
“No. And don’t look at me like that.”
“Please, just for me.”
“No, No, No, No, NO!” shouted Holly, “NO, NO, NO!”
5 minutes later, with her face stuck on a look of complete un-happiness, Holly Short was hovering a few feet from the ground, holding a neutrino 4,000 in her belt, within a shuttle wating for the magma flare which would carry her up into ireland.
“Who was that mystery caller anyway.” questioned Holly.
“Well I, That is to say we…”
“YOU DON’T KNOW!” Bellowed Holly,”AND YOU’RE SENDING ME INTO THE UNKNOWN. THAT IS IT, I AM GETTING OFF OF THIS SHUTTLE NOW!!!”
At that exact momment the shuttle doors closed and the large magma flare sent the shuttle rocketing upwards towards Ireland.
“Foaly, I am not leaving this shuttle untill you find out who he is.”
“who who is?”
“The Mystery caller.”
June 16th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
I lurv the movie The Golden Army. Go Hellboy! Anyways, liking the story so far. Update pleez!
June 16th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
ooo, this is good, but i have to ask, what grad r u in? I used to be in 5th (going to 6th) and our teacher said and i quote : come on guys! You’re in fifth grade and you KNOW you are supposed to use Capital leters at the begginings of sentinces! ” I hope you get my point!
June 17th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
posf, he’s in grade 7. Yeah, I know, that’s a bit bad, and he can explain for himself why he’s making elementary mistakes like that.
Miss R T: *takes out neutrino* Can’t you, Artemis Fowl III?
Artemis Fowl III: Err…
June 17th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Ooops, I forgot to say what I thought of the story. Sorry!
I think the plot so far is extremely original and interesting, but you definitly need to update soon otherwise nobody will know what the heck you’re going on about, as I don’t really. *wink*
posf: Hey, I saw you wink!
Miss R T: Yeah. I was… imitating Anne Robinson.
posf: Why?
*insert something sensible*
posf: Oh, that makes sense.
June 18th, 2009 at 3:06 am
PLZ UPD8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U LUV IT SOOOOOOO MUCH! U HVE 2 UPD8 SOON!!!!!!!
June 18th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
First off sorry about the punctuation I will correct it but I had to write it at a fast pace.
Artemis Fowll III: Please don’t shoot. I wouldn’t want to hurt you.
Secondly, It has nothing to do with hellboy at all.
*although there’s an idea*
Also would anyone like to be a part in Paralell Fowl?
June 18th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Sure I’ll be in Papalell Fowl. Oh and mind if I give you some info on my character? Just a few deets you might want to know.
Name: Allison but likes to be called Ally
Age:12 1/2
Gender:Just guess and you get it wrong
Hair color:Dirty blond
Eye color:Dark brown with a hint of hazel
Personality:Nice, caring, loves Pokemon, can be a tad insane, and has a temper
Other:Knows Hapkido and Tae Kwon Doe.
There you go. That’s the character you can put in. Thanks! Oh and update.
June 18th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
ooo, me to
Name: Nikki
Age: 13
Gender: Doesn’t the name make it obvious? Girl
Hair Color: Midnight black
Eye color: The darkest eye color there could
eva be
Personality: Insane at times, anger issues, very nice to the few friends she has
Other: Loves talking to her friend Ally (is that okay AK?) knows karate (Taught by Mickey 5595) and can easily blend in!
June 18th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
OK, I’ll be in it too!
Name: Sapphire Featherstone (yeah, it’s not my real one, but I like this one)
Age: Erm… 15.
Gender: See if you can guess.
Hair colour: Light brownie (I invented that colour)
Eye colour: Hazel, or one green, one brown.
Personality: Just put down what you think I’m like and I’ll annoy you at school if you put it down wrong.
Other: I LOVE ARTY!!!!!! And I can fight with a sword pretty well (I’m not lying! I use a lightsaber for practise at home, but outside…).
June 18th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
HEY I LUV THIS FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT’S GR8!!!!!!!!!!!
WOW!!
ALLY….A TAD INSANE???? ISN’T THAT JUS A BIT UNDERSTATIN??
CAN I B INNIT?? I WANNA B THE CRAZY 1….YES ATLEAST I ADMIT IT…I’M CRAZY ND I’M PROUD…….
NAME:SAM BUT MA SCREEN NAME IS HITSUGAYATOUSHIRO
AGE: 14
GENDER: WELL GUESS WAT I’M A GIRL!!!
HAIR: NATURALLY STRAIGHT BLACK…YEAH IT DOESN’T FRIZZ EVEN AFTER A BATH….I H8 IT…
EYECOLOUR: BROWN
PERSONALITY: SOM TIMES SANE, FRIENDLY, LUVS JAPANESE ANIMES, TWILIGHT, HARRY POTTER, ARTY FOWL AND LOADS OF OTHA BOOKS…..ND ROBERT PATTINSON!!!!
OTHER: H8′S ALLY 4 HATIN TWILIGHT ND HP!!!!
YOSHI’S MA PARTNER IN CRIME WEN IT COMZ 2 BURNIN ALLY’S HOUSE ND KIDNAPPIN HER DOG!!
I LUV BLEACH(THE ANIME)!!! ND MA FAVE CHARACTER IS KUCHIKI, BYAKUYA AND HITSUGAYA, TOUSHIRO!!! (SUPRISE, SUPRISE!)
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:10 am
its great that you all want to be in paralell fowl and I will soon begin writing it
Miss R T, hitsugayatoushiro,Ally Cat and partyonsoccerfan: Horay!!!!!
June 26th, 2009 at 1:43 am
Kat! Not Cat, Kat! And I’m glad you updated!
June 26th, 2009 at 11:10 am
Bout time I think! Who am I gonna be in Parallel Fowl? And what bout the others?
June 27th, 2009 at 3:28 am
of and thanks for the update!
June 30th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Sorry Ally Kat.
I will put up the names soon. I am still deciding on who is who so keep an eye out.
July 9th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Hi. I’ll be whoever. I can already guess who, but here we go. Just so
See you tomorrow,
Froggie
July 9th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Who’s the caller? Anyway, I know you’re not going to tell me, so I have something to say. I can’t remember what it was, but something was spelt wrong on the first chapter.
July 15th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
You know my character. I won’t bother typing it. My half-hour is nearly up, and I have a billion other things that are only half done.