The Foil Hat Thing (Foaly’s Worst Nightmare)

Summary: Foaly is trying to sell tin foil hats.     “You don’t go around selling foil hats. I mean, you just don’t […]

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Foaly is trying to sell tin foil hats.  

  “You don’t go around selling foil hats. I mean, you just don’t do it!” Holly exclaimed to Foaly, who obviously didn’t get the message. “The’re pointless, they don’t DO anything-”

Foaly interupted her thoughts. “The’re protecting me from mud boy Fowl’s technology. and besides, the’re unique! I saw some people down the hall wearing them the other day. I may have started a trend…” Well, thouht Holly, I wouldn’t buy one… 

      That night, Foaly dreamed that his bedroom, the world, the GALAXY was being invaded by mud men in tin foil hats.

      Foaly woke up in a cold sweat. Instantly, he called Holly. “Did I ever try to sell you something uninteligent?”

“Um, no…” Replied Holly.

 So it ALL must have been a dream.Then some thing struck him.

“Is it normal to dream that your dreaming?”

“Lemme guess, you had one of those useless inventor dreams again.”

“Nightmares, more like… DO YOU REALIZE WHAT’S HAPPENING TO ME?!? I am the world’s most intelligent individual, and I’m dreaning about FOIL HATS?!?”

“Look. The’re stupid dreams. Now go eat some carrots or something, you’ll get over it.” Holly said angrily. “I’ll buy the carrots myself, if I must.”

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  1. Beckett Simpleton May 1st, 2010 at 7:39 pm 1

    I was contemplating finishing this at the start but i’m glad i did. It has a very good ending. I thought is was going to be stupid but you proved me wrong with an Eoin Colfer like quality. Well Done on this! 🙂

  2. Hermione Fowl May 1st, 2010 at 10:20 pm 2

    That’s quite good. Though I wouldn’t say ‘Colfer like quality.’ 2nd comment dance!!=)=)

  3. VERY good job, my friend. This is very nice, EsPeCIalLy for a first story. 🙂 The grammar was pretty great, the spelling, AmAzInG, and the puctuation… wonderful. 😀 This idea was VERY original. Never seen it before… i think. XD All in all, I’d say about four stars. Maybe five if you wrote more of it… 😀

    ~CC

  4. I hope you write more…cause there kinda is no plot.

  5. LOL!
    THERE! I FINALLY READ IT! HAPPY?!

  6. Beckett Simpleton May 5th, 2010 at 3:53 pm 6

    I said Colfer like quality because when i read the first AF book i got bord half way through. Years later i read the last one and it was mint. that is what i ment.

  7. I know, fairies don’t use telephones. i seriously expected nothing but complaints on this one.
    @Short: FINALLY!

  8. Better grammar, please? The shift bar is your other bestfriend (the space bar is the first).

    Hehehehe. This is funny.

  9. The first sentence set me off with laughter. It was hilarious! Can you continue this? Meesa hopes so… 🙂

    -Star

  10. Oh dear. Arty with foil hats

  11. Foil hats. Priceless. I love the end! Meep!

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