The Diary of Myles Fowl
Written on March 21st, 2008 by 017350Story Details
March 20, 2008
My mother is making me keep a diary. She says that “You’ll be glad you did it when you’re 60″, which is probably true, but I simply don’t have the time to keep one. Between school, internet, and crime, I just can’t find the time for it. However, my mother insists that I make time and write in it. So I am. My entries probably won’t be that long, because I don’t want to do this in the first place. I might find time someday and write a long entry. But for now, let’s keep it at this.
-Myles Fowl
March 21, 2008
Spring Break is almost over. I’ve noticed Artemis has been gone a lot more than usual. Even mother doesn’t know where he goes. Whenever I ask him where he’s going, he just tells me that it’s no concern of mine. He’s probably doing something with the fairies again. If that’s true, then I want to go with him. Beckett wants to go, too. But we’re still not sure whether or not he’s doing anything. But I’ll keep my eyes peeled for anything suspicious.
-Myles Fowl
March 22, 2008
We found more evidence of Artemis doing something with fairies. Artemis doesn’t know this, but I know the password for his e-mail. There are several e-mails from Holly. They said something about Hybras and the demons. I’m not sure what it all means, but I’m pretty sure Artemis is up to something he’s not telling us about.
-Myles Fowl
March 23, 2008
Not much new information to share today. Artemis never left the house. But he stayed in his room all day. I’m not sure what he was doing. I’ll investigate later. Once, I caught a glimpse of him on the Comair Website. Comair is an airline, so he’s definitely going to fly somewhere. As to where, I couldn’t tell you. But I plan to find out.
-Myles Fowl
March 24, 2008
Artemis left early this morning. When I asked mother and father where he went, all they could tell me was “America”, and that he left at 4:00 AM this morning. He took Butler with him, of course. He refuses to go anywhere without him. Just like I refuse to go anywhere without Juliet. I’m taking Juliet with me, once I figure out where Artemis is going. To find out, I’m just going to have to do a little hacking…
-Myles Fowl
March 25, 2008
I did some more hacking today. I’ve narrowed it down to the state he’s going to: New York. Maybe a third hack is required to find out the exact location.
-Myles Fowl
March 26, 2008
The results of my third hack prove succesful! He’s staying at the Hilton Hotel on the west side of town. He’s meeting Holly there. His e-mails didn’t say why, but I’m thinking it’s more than just a reunion.
-Myles Fowl
March 27, 2008
I can’t go to New York. My parents won’t let me. Just because I’m 6, they don’t think I’ll be able to go by myself. Well, not exactly by myself. “Juliet and Beckett will go with me!” I told them. But the answer remained no. I’ll have to think up some excuse to get there. But now that I’ve asked them, they’ll be expecting that. This will be harder than I thought…
-Myles Fowl
March 28, 2008
Nothing new to report today.
-Myles Fowl
March 29, 2008
Whatever Artemis is doing, I’m missing out on it. Tomorrow, I’ll ask my parents if I can go to Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. I’ll tell them that I need to do a report on it. Mother will most likely say yes, and father will most likely say no. If they do say no, I’ll have to resort to Plan B, which could be unpleasant for everyone.
-Myles Fowl
March 30, 2008
They both said yes!
-Myles Fowl
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(2 votes, average: 3.5 out of 5)
March 21st, 2008 at 12:52 am
oh another Fowl memeber of the familys diary….lol…plz continue.
March 22nd, 2008 at 3:20 am
hm…looks interesting! i can’t really say how good i think it is yet because it’s just the first chapter and it’s pretty short, but it looks promising. i’ll keep watching this!!
March 22nd, 2008 at 7:55 pm
I’ve updated it. I will update every day. So keep coming back. It probably won’t be long. And it will only be a smal update everyday…
March 23rd, 2008 at 5:09 pm
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March 25th, 2008 at 2:19 am
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March 27th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
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March 28th, 2008 at 12:19 am
Hahahaha that was good!
March 30th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
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March 31st, 2008 at 2:16 am
Crime?….how old is he again?????
April 4th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
He’s 6. But you must remember, he’s Artemis Fowl’s little brother.
April 4th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
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April 9th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
cool i like it update soon