Hya! The princess of eternal weirdness is back, baby! And with the next part of my AWESOME ff series! though it lacks a proper name… 🙁
WARNING: slight bad words. No need red warnings.
There was a long, uncomfortable silence, which thankfully Shaadia decided to break by changing the topic entirely.
“Right,peoples,”said Shaadia. “We gonna go kick Zidan’s evil star-star-star.”
Piper raised an eyebrow. “Zidan’s what?”
“Synonym for donkey,”giggled the mud girl. “Or synonym for–”
“Enough,”snapped Loken. “The most reasonable course of action possible is to do exactly that.”
“Awesome! I get to fight!”
“No, you don’t,”argued Silver. “Shaadia, I’m advising you that that this is real life, not sweaty men and–”
“Cena is not sweaty!”
“Quiet,”hissed Holly. “I’m ordering both humans to stay back at HQ. The rest of us will give Zidan a reply.”
Artemis realized that he was one of the two humans. “Holly, I assure you, no danger will befall me if I come or not. Zidan is no doubt holding his armies in check, to save up for this final battle. There aren’t many chances of attack at this stage of the proceedings.”
The elf glared at him. “No more talking from you, Fowl.”
Foaly laughed. “Ohmygod! And I thought girls love to hear that kind of thing.”
“Only thing I love to hear is one direction and fozzy rock,”mumbled Shaadia.
“You’re not really girl, are you?” asked Silver. She meant it.