I made this because I wanted to…
I was about to type a chapter for Artemis, Holly, and a few Fans just for fun, but I decided to write this instead. I will write the chapter for AHAAFFJFF tomorrow. Wow that story needs a new name…
Anyway, Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN Artemis Fowl, Holly Short, Barney, Hanna Montana, Percy Jackson, Edward Cullen, Bella something, London Tipton, or dare I say it Nick Jonas, or any other charters I put in this crazed mess I call a story. I do however own Torry YAY me!!!
Warning: Artemis and Holly might be OOC at some parts *cough cough* the whole fic or most of it *cough cough* oh yeah I forgot I also don’t own any of the fans I put into this. I hope you enjoy.
Yet another Warning: People from books, TV shows, movies, ect, may pop up at random times.
Torry: *On my computer*
Weird boy: *Crashes through my window*
Torry: *stares at the boy* Y-Y-Y-Y-Your Ar-Ar-Ar-Art
Weird Pixie: *fly’s through window* ARTEMIS FOWL!!
Torry: Yeah, you’re him.
Artemis: Opal! I told you to wait in the portal!
Opal: But it SO BORING!
Opal: FINE! *fly’s out window*
Torry: That was weird… now let me guess you’re looking for someone named Torry, right?
Artemis: No, but I am looking for someone named Summer Star, have you seen her?
Torry: Why are you looking for her? What did she do?
Artemis: Well for starters, she has been going through different dimensions, and kidnapping people from books! So have you seen her or not?!?!
Torry: Are you sure we’re talking about the same Summer star?
Artemis: Yes, why?
Torry: because, *Knock on my wall* Hey Summer!
Summer: *irritated* WHAT! *turns up music*I can’t here you!
Torry: Have you been kidnapping book people?!?!
Summer: *turns music off* No… Why do you ask????
Artemis: YES YOU HAVE!!! You kidnapped my best friend!!!
Summer: Torry, Who was that?
Torry: Oh… My… Gosh…
Artemis: What is it?
Torry: You- You- You…
Summer: I what?
Torry: YOU KIDNAPPED BARNEY!!!
Torry: He said you kidnapped his best friend! So I assume you kidnapped Barney!
Summer: *walks into my room* who said I kidnapped Barne- *sees Artemis*
Torry: Artemis, meet my sister Summer. Summer, this is Artemis Fowl the second.
Summer: Oh… *walks out of the room* *comes back with Barney* Here you go.
Barney: *walk over to Artemis* Hello Arty!!! *gives Artemis a hug*
Artemis: Don’t call me Arty! You over grown purple lizard!
Barney: But Arty, I’m not Barney, I’m *starts to unscrew head*
Torry: *stares at Barney*
Hanna Montana inside Barney costume: Hello Arty!
Artemis: Aaaaaaaaaa help us Its Hanna Montana!!!!
Torry and summer: Noooooooooooooo!!! *start to pretend die*
Artemis: Wait…. *looks at Hanna* why are you in a Barney costume Hanna?
Hanna Montana inside Barney costume: Oh I’m not Hanna Montana!
Artemis, Summer, and Torry: *stare at Hanna* you’re not?
Hanna Montana inside Barney costume: Nope… *unscrews head*
Torry: You know, that is creepy on so many levels.
Holly inside Hanna Montana costume, inside Barney costume: *snaps fingers and both costumes disappear* Hello Arty *gives Artemis A hug* I’m so glad you saved me! *gives Summer an evil glare*
Summer: Oka-y… now that’s just plain weird.
Holly: Your one to talk ‘little miss kidnaps book people for her own amusement’
Summer: Hey! I only kidnapped four!
Holly: *puts hands on her hips* only four?
Artemis: *winces again*
Summer: Okay, five!
Holly: What about Percy?
Torry: Wait! Percy? As in Percy Jackson?
Torry: You kidnapped Percy Jackson and Holly Short, and you didn’t tell me!?!?!?!
Summer: I knew you’d be mad.
Torry: Mad! Are you kidding? I would have helped!
Holly and Artemis: Really? You don’t seem like that kind of person!
Holly and Artemis: Really.
Torry: Oh… *jumps out window*
Artemis: Where’s she going?
Summer: I have no clue. *Awkward silence*
Artemis: Sooooo… *looks at Summer* How’s the family?
Summer: it’s good, *more Awkward silence* and how are the twins?
Artemis: Their good-
Torry: *Comes back with two people, one of them has a bag over their head**in weird alien voice* I’m Back. *points to the girl that does not have a bag on her head* this is Crazy. Crazy, this is my sister Summer, and that is Captain Holly Short of the LEP, And that *points to Artemis* That is-
Crazy: ARTEMIS FOWL! *goes and hugs Artemis*
Artemis: *looks at girl with bag over her head* who is that?
Summer: *walks over to girl with bag on her head* *pulls bag off the girls head*Oh, my, gosh…
Holly: MINERVA!!!!! *Makes evil face at Minerva*
Minerva: HOLLY!!!!!! *Looks at Holly like she just ran over a cat*
Artemis: *Pulls Holly back*
Crazy: *Unties Minerva*
Artemis: What did you do that for????
Crazy: Cuz I’m CRAZY! Duh!!!
Fowlie: Me Two!
Apollo: Me three!
Fantasy: Me Four!
Artemis: Where did you three come from?
Fowlie and Fantasy: ARTEMIS *Run and give Artemis Hugs*
Artemis: *Looks at Apollo*
Apollo: Hey dude, I’m a fan and all but I’m not going to huge you.
Summer: Okay… this is getting to weird for me, I am out of here. *jumps through sealing*
Fowlie: So THAT’S your sister.
Fan people: So what are we going to do now???
Holly: Well first we are going to save the people that Summer kidnapped, then me and Artemis are going to take Opal Koboi back the prison.
Apollo: Can we come! *looks pleadingly*
Fowlie: Yeah, Can we?
Crazy: We’ll be good!
Torry: And do whatever you tell us to do!!!
Fan People: *Stare angrily at me *
Fan People: *keeps starring at me*
Torry: Forget that last part.
Minerva: Did you guys forget that I’m still here?
Everyone else: Yes.
Minerva: *pouts* Oh…
Artemis: I didn’t forget you were here.
Minerva: *face lights up* really! *runs and kisses Artemis*
Holly: *Steam comes out of ears* Not my boyfriend, You spoiled Mud girl!!! *tries to pull Minerva away from Artemis, but fails*
Nick Jonas: *walks into room*
Minerva: IT’S NICK JONAS!! *lets go of Artemis and jumps into Nicks arms* Will you marry me?
Nick Jonas: Sure.
Everyone else: Oh brother!
Artemis: You know, I don’t really like the Jonas brothers…
Torry: Me nether mud boy, me nether.
Minerva: Good by everyone! *jumps out of Nicks arms* *walks over to Artemis* It would of never worked between us. *runs back over to nick and jumps out the window holding his hand*
Fowlie: That’s kind of sweet.
Torry: Yeah it would be if we weren’t eight stories high.
Apollo: we’re in an eight story house???
Torry: Don’t be silly, its only three stories.
Crazy: But you said?
Torry: The third floor is floating.
Everyone else: Oh…
Edward and Bella: *Walk into room* Hello.
Holly: *pulls out her Neutrino*
Fantasy: Cool! Another Vampire!
Edward: You’re a vampire?
Percy: *comes running into room* *looks at Edward* You’re a vampire?
Percy: Cuts Edward with his sword,
Edward: *turns into a sparkling pile of Edward dust*
Fantasy: On second thought, maybe I’m not a vampire.
Bella: *Cries* you killed him! *runs and jumps out window*
Percy: *runs after Bella* WAIT!! I’M SORRY!! I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND! *jumps out window*
London Tipton: *runs after Percy* Wait for me! *jumps out window*
Artemis: You really need to close that window.
Fan people: Ya think?