Shhhh!!!I’m on the phone!!!
Written on October 18th, 2007 by guess-who_i_amStory Details
- Status : Complete
- Category: General and Funny
- Author: guess-who_i_am
- Word Count: 442
- Read 169 times
(7 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)
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WARNING: NOT FOR THOSE WHO HATE RANDOM-NESS.
Okay!! This is dedicated to my best friend, who gave me the inspiration to write this. And no matter how boring it might sound at first, it gets more interesting.
“Julie,”said Mrs.Griffin,her teacher,”Pay attention please.Now,your homework tonight is to learn the first four letters of the alphabet.”
Julie, Juliet’s daughter,was in pre-school by the way.
“Mommy, what’s the first letter of the alphabet?” she had asked her mother that night.
She just replied, “Shhhhhh!!! I’m on the phone.”
She went to go ask her sister.
“Sissy, what’s the second letter of the alphabet?”
“Shut up!!!” was her reply.
As Julie learned later on, she was talking to Trouble about Holly’s surprise birthday party.(Author’s note:That’ll be a new story.)
Julie decided to try her brother, who was watching T.V.
Julie tried to talk her brother’s language.
“Yo BRO!!Do ya know the third letter of the alphabet?”
He was watching T.V.
“NANANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN!!!!”
OK then….She tried her Uncle Butler.
“Uncle Butler,what’s the fourth letter of the alphabet?”
He was in the bathroom….singing.
“~In the toilet,The MIGHTY toilet~….”
~The NEXT day~
“Julie,if you could please recite the first four letters of the alphabet.”said Mrs. Griffin.
It was not suprising that she had said,”Shhhhhh!!! Im on the phone!!!”
“Would you like to go to the office,young lady?!”
“Shut up!!!”
“March your butt to the office,NOW!!!”
~In the OFFICE~
Ms. Bezio,the school secretary,had asked the basic secretary question,”What’s your name?”
Stupidly Julie sang,”NANANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN!!!!!”
This might sound stupid but Ms. Bezio replied,”I can’t seem to find your name.Where do you live?”
“~In the toilet,the MIGHTY toilet~…”
“Oh you poor dear.”
October 18th, 2007 at 4:47 am
I saw it and edited.
It didn’t need much, though.
Constructive criticism: your first sentance is rather awkward.
And I think I can guess how this ends.
Looking forward to reading it anyway, though.
October 18th, 2007 at 8:12 am
OHHHHHHH I KNOW THIS! only i tell it different
still luv to see how it ends thou……GO RANDOM PPLZ!
October 18th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
YAH!!!Im very random…at my school.GO RANDOM!!!!but now I have to go to school.
T-T
October 18th, 2007 at 9:51 pm
*SPARKELS* * POOF* AND MY FAVE * WAG NOOT* GO RANDUM!!!!!!!
October 18th, 2007 at 10:03 pm
hmmm… I know I heard that joke before… Oh ya my brothers friend, my brother, my friend and my friends friends my friends! Ah well it was a good story anyway!
October 19th, 2007 at 1:36 am
Yeah, I’ve heard the joke before. That was funny.
October 19th, 2007 at 2:38 am
I know it’s a popular joke.I just remixed it a little.oh yah and thx to MMK.oh yah and(fcd for MMK)
October 19th, 2007 at 3:31 am
You’re welcome
. And I like the way you changed the beginning, I think it sounds much better now.
What does ‘fcd’ mean?
October 19th, 2007 at 4:05 am
COOL! oh, i know this joke! my cousin’s friend told all of us (my cousin, me, my cousin’s other friend) at the park, like, three years ago. i’m surprised me, with the memory of a goldfish, remembers it. GREAT JOB!!!
October 19th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
I must have jogged your memory!!;)
TO MMK: fcd=first comment dance!!!;)
October 20th, 2007 at 4:16 am
lol.I luv it!!My bff told me this story!!!lol lol lol lol lol!!!