Me: I can’t believe Artemis is here again!!!

Artemis: Why am I here, again?

Me: I need a date to the prom.

Artemis: So you got me, a fictional book character to take you, a real life non-fictional person, to a prom.

Me: Basically.

Artemis: Well…

Holly and Minerva: *Suddenly appear* NO WAY! HE’S MINE!

Holly: *To Minerva* He’s mine!

Minerva: *To Holly* He’s mine, fairy.

Minerva and Holly: *Get into a slap fight*

Me: Ugh. *Opens can of Pepsi*

Artemis: That stuff *Points at Pepsi* is not good for you.

Me: So? I have one like, every week.

Artemis: Okay, then.

Minerva: *To Holly* I hate your stupid healing powers!

Holly: Ha! Mud girl!

Me: *Types*

Holly: *Gets trapped in glass bubble*

Minerva: *Gets trapped in glass dinosaur* Why am I in a dinosaur.

Me: I was hoping it digest you.

Holly:*Snickers*

Minerva: SHUT UP!

Me: *Laughs*

Scarlett O’Hara Butler: *Appears*

Me: Hi Scarlett.

Scarlett: Oh, hello. Again.

Rhett: *Appears* Hello Artemis. Good to see you again.

Scarlett O’Hara Butler: Rhett, oh Rhett.

Artemis: *Taps me on shoulder, whispers* Can you bring Suellen back?

Me: *Shouting* NO! YOU’RE MINE! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!

Artemis: Okay, okay.

Me: GO AWAY SCARLETT! YOU TO, MR. RHETT BUTLER!

Scarlett and Rhett: *Disappear*

Me: Okay, everyone goes!

Everyone: *Disappear*

Annoying Thing: *Appears*

Me: *Turns on iPod full blast and ignores*

TO BE CONTINUED IN: ARTEMIS TAKES ME TO THE PROM!

Some other stories by Minerva Paradizo:

• I Dump Jacob, Get Artemis Back, And Minerva Gets Hit By A Jet Plane on A Train Track! (Part Four of my Randomness Series!)
• "You Are Formally Invited" Update and Warnings! (May Contain Little Spoilers)
• You Are Formally Invited...
• Five Regrets (Five Times Challenge)
• Checkmate