Once upon a fiction story II

Summary: Once Upon a fiction story part two. This time there’s something new… Me: Once upon a time… Artemis Fowl went […]

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Once Upon a fiction story part two. This time there’s something new…

Me: Once upon a time…

Artemis Fowl went to a French Restaurant… And a waiter has came upon him to serve.

Waiter (Played by Butler) : Good morning Mis-ure. What would you like?

Artemis: I would like the… a… Mushroom Soup?

Waiter: Okay. Anything else?

Artemis: Erm… No.

Waiter: Okay, your meal shall be prepared in a Jeffy.

And so, the waiter went to the kitchen…

Waiter: Chef Holly, the guest has ordered a mushroom soup.

Chef (Played by Holly): Okay okay.

And then, the Waiter waits. *Ring ring* the Chef rang ze bell. The waiter takes the bowl to the customer.

Waiter: Here you go, mis-ure.

Artemis: Thank-You.

Waiter: Your welcome.

Artemis: Waiter, waiter?

Waiter: Yes?

Artemis: I cannot drink this soup.

Waiter: Oh my goodness, i shall tell the chef!

Artemis: No! Wait!

Waiter to Chef.

Waiter: Ze customer can’t drink the soup!

Chef: Oh my godness!!! Give him ze straw!

Waiter: Okay okay.

Woo-Hooo what will happen???I won’t bother you reading now.

Waiter: Here you go.

Artemis: I still can’t drink this soup!

Waiter: Oh my godness! CHEF!

Chef: Ya Yes?

Waiter: He says he can’t drink ze soup!

Chef: Oh my godness! I shall tell ze Manager!

Artemis: What?

Chef: MANAGER!

Manager (played by Val): Yes? Chef Holly?

Chef: This customer says she can’t drink ze soup!

Manager: MA MA MIA! This is ze job for the FBI!

Artemis: What? I can’t drink ze soup!

Manager: Hello? FBI? This is ze Restaurant Pari. Eh, WE NEED YOUR HELP A!

FBI (Edward): I shall be there in a flash

And so the FBI came in, do you think what is the solution?

FBI: What happened da?

Manager: This customer says he can’t drink ze soup!

FBI: MY MY! This is a job for th Persident!

All: THE PRESIDENT?!

FBI: Yes, ze president!

Call’s the pesident. President arrive’s.

President: What is the probelm?

FBI: This man says he can’t drink this soup!

President (Vera): He say he can’t drink the soup? Why can’t he drink ze soup!?

Artemis: *Sighs BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE A SPOON!

All: Oh! He doesn’t have ze spoon.

Waiter: Here you go.

Artemis: Thank-you, now i can drink me soup!

😀 now we all know why! lol!!!

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13 responses to “Once upon a fiction story II.” Join in!

  1. YAY! Finally part 2!!!

  2. Yaaaay!!!! Hahahahha!!! soooo funny!!!
    FCD and merry christmas and my birthday!!!

    Guess what? My birthday is on Dec 21st, the day apocolypse is supposed to come.
    12/21/12!!!!!!! 😮

  3. Haha,that was really funny!You should do the ‘there’s a fly in my soup’ joke.Peace out!Also,was Edward the Edward from Twilight?(In the movie,Jasper’s better.)

  4. Hi guys!!! I’m saying Hi from Taiwan. Seriously, not kidding. FREE INTERNET MUAHAHAHA

  5. HA! I had to do this for my Spanish Class, only it was in Spanish (Duh!)

  6. That’s funny! I’m going to be assuming Edward is from Twilight.

  7. NAH AH EDWARD IS BETTER!!!JASPER LOOKS LIKE IN PAIN. although i like all of them aALOT

  8. Funny! Do a part Three Do a Part Three! Pwease!
    (does puppy dog face)

  9. omgosh that is so funny!

  10. hitsugayatoushiro December 28th, 2008 at 1:19 pm 10

    i cant find the first one but that was halerious
    (have i spelt that right?)
    please write another one

  11. The first one? I though i still have it… Oh yeah it’s over there in Some other stories by Valeria?

  12. The_Right_Girl January 7th, 2009 at 5:24 pm 12

    lol>:} FUNNY!!!

  13. ArtemisFowlfan96 January 20th, 2009 at 3:09 am 13

    I knew why! I just knew it! Its so funny!

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