Once Upon a fiction story part two. This time there’s something new…
Me: Once upon a time…
Artemis Fowl went to a French Restaurant… And a waiter has came upon him to serve.
Waiter (Played by Butler) : Good morning Mis-ure. What would you like?
Artemis: I would like the… a… Mushroom Soup?
Waiter: Okay. Anything else?
Artemis: Erm… No.
Waiter: Okay, your meal shall be prepared in a Jeffy.
And so, the waiter went to the kitchen…
Waiter: Chef Holly, the guest has ordered a mushroom soup.
Chef (Played by Holly): Okay okay.
And then, the Waiter waits. *Ring ring* the Chef rang ze bell. The waiter takes the bowl to the customer.
Waiter: Here you go, mis-ure.
Waiter: Your welcome.
Artemis: Waiter, waiter?
Artemis: I cannot drink this soup.
Waiter: Oh my goodness, i shall tell the chef!
Artemis: No! Wait!
Waiter to Chef.
Waiter: Ze customer can’t drink the soup!
Chef: Oh my godness!!! Give him ze straw!
Waiter: Okay okay.
Woo-Hooo what will happen???I won’t bother you reading now.
Waiter: Here you go.
Artemis: I still can’t drink this soup!
Waiter: Oh my godness! CHEF!
Chef: Ya Yes?
Waiter: He says he can’t drink ze soup!
Chef: Oh my godness! I shall tell ze Manager!
Manager (played by Val): Yes? Chef Holly?
Chef: This customer says she can’t drink ze soup!
Manager: MA MA MIA! This is ze job for the FBI!
Artemis: What? I can’t drink ze soup!
Manager: Hello? FBI? This is ze Restaurant Pari. Eh, WE NEED YOUR HELP A!
FBI (Edward): I shall be there in a flash
And so the FBI came in, do you think what is the solution?
FBI: What happened da?
Manager: This customer says he can’t drink ze soup!
FBI: MY MY! This is a job for th Persident!
All: THE PRESIDENT?!
FBI: Yes, ze president!
Call’s the pesident. President arrive’s.
President: What is the probelm?
FBI: This man says he can’t drink this soup!
President (Vera): He say he can’t drink the soup? Why can’t he drink ze soup!?
Artemis: *Sighs BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE A SPOON!
All: Oh! He doesn’t have ze spoon.
Waiter: Here you go.
Artemis: Thank-you, now i can drink me soup!
😀 now we all know why! lol!!!